Joe Burrow is the best quarterback at 'quarterbacking' while Patrick Mahomes is just a great football player who plays quarterback

I think Joe Burrow is the best quarterback at quarterbacking in the NFL right now. [Patrick Mahomes] is a very good quarterback who happens to be a football player. Joe Burrow is a great quarterback who just happens to play football, right? Patrick Mahomes is a great football player who just happens to play quarterback.

Brock Purdy will not be able to survive the environment at Lincoln Financial Field

Brock Purdy's top G in the NFL right now... but the man won't, won't be able to survive the Link [Lincoln Financial Field]. I just can't wrap my head around any world where a rookie quarterback goes in the Link and beats the number one seed Eagles.

The Bears and Commanders would have eventually ruined Patrick Mahomes and Joe Burrow if they had drafted them

Our franchises are... they will never have nice things. Like if Patrick Mahomes was drafted by the Bears, the Bears would've ruined him. If the Commanders drafted Joe Burrow, they would've ruined him. We [Commanders] actually did our best to try to ruin Joe Burrow as an NFL quarterback [by hitting him].

Garrett Bolles should catch a pass before he retires

I want to be able to bet on Garrett Bolles to have one reception in every game. Because I feel like Sean Payton is going to try to get him that touch. He definitely will because he doesn't want him to retire as the guy who never touched the ball.

The Eagles' offense might be better without A.J. Brown

I actually think that the offense might be better without A.J. Brown.

The Chargers should eliminate their kicking game and go for it every time

The Chargers should just not have a punter. They should not have a kicker. They shouldn't even have like a long snapper on the team. Use those positions on somebody else and you're just—burn the boats. You're just going for it all the time. Fuck it. Who cares? Right? Season's over. Might as well try to score some points.