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The Jaguars are the most likely NFL team to have a training camp fight over the new NCAA football game

I'm gonna say the Jaguars. I don't know why I was thinking that too. Yeah, Jaguars. Jaguars are gonna fight over [NCAA Football 25].

There were no reported incidents of the Jaguars fighting specifically over the video game.

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Jul 24, 2024
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Jordan Love's training camp hold-in is one of the most selfish things a player has ever done

Jordan Love is the first player to do this. And it's disgusting. This is one of the most selfish things I've ever seen a player do... he's not going to practice with his team until he gets his new contract.

While it was a hold-in, calling it the 'most selfish thing' is a subjective characterization made for comedic effect.
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Jul 24, 2024
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Aaron Rodgers is currently less of a diva than Jordan Love

Is Aaron Rodgers less of a diva than Jordan Love? Aaron Rodgers at Training Camp, Jordan Love is not a training camp.

This is a subjective character judgment based on a snapshot in time.
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Jul 24, 2024
#12800
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Jordan Love will become the highest paid player per year in the NFL

The market is speaking right now and it's saying that Jordan Love, if they—do I think they will make him the highest paid like per year. I don't know what the, which is crazy 'cause he's—a grand total. He's gonna do, he's 32 years old. So, so, so making Jordan Love the highest paid quarterback after like, such a small sample. That's the free market in the NFL. Yeah. It, it's one of those situations where you have to pay him.

Jordan Love's extension (55M AAV) tied him with Joe Burrow and Trevor Lawrence for the highest annual average salary in NFL history at the time.

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Garrett Bolles should catch a pass before he retires

I want to be able to bet on Garrett Bolles to have one reception in every game. Because I feel like Sean Payton is going to try to get him that touch. He definitely will because he doesn't want him to retire as the guy who never touched the ball.

It requires Garrett Bolles to record a touch before the end of his career; that has not been resolved here.
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The Eagles' offense might be better without A.J. Brown

I actually think that the offense might be better without A.J. Brown.

Whether Philadelphia's offense performs better without A.J. Brown is a season-level comparative claim and is not reliably resolved here.
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The Chargers should eliminate their kicking game and go for it every time

The Chargers should just not have a punter. They should not have a kicker. They shouldn't even have like a long snapper on the team. Use those positions on somebody else and you're just—burn the boats. You're just going for it all the time. Fuck it. Who cares? Right? Season's over. Might as well try to score some points.

This is a deliberately satirical roster-building proposal, not a prediction that can be objectively graded.