The quarantine will result in a generation of "Corona Livers" due to the massive spike in alcohol consumption.
Alcohol consumption is going way off in America. People are talking about having Corona babies. They're going to be Corona livers in about three or four months.
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My friend says it was like hey, you know, what's a good idea to make sure that my content is even less accessible to the people? ... It's the MLB model. Yes. If he was smart, he would just start his own Twitter account for his own show. But I guess he's sunk a lot of production costs into doing the mics on app.
Robert Kraft's mask donation should be treated as a good deed regardless of his politics
I just feel like we're at the point in time where it's like any good deed that can help the greater cause here, let's just let it be a good deed. What's especially egregious considering that he could go right down the street to Chris Sale and be like, 'Hey Chris, can you cut up some more MLB jerseys to Masks?'
Sports won't have fans in attendance for at least a year
I'm convinced we're not gonna have fans for a year. So the no fans ship has really sailed. Just give me a camera with a ball on the screen moving back and forth.
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Baker Mayfield has a real revenge game against Cleveland
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The NFL should reduce the season to 16 games
I'm going to say it. I think that 17 games is too much. I like the scarcity. I like if you brought it back to 16, because the NFL's also been playing this game for a long time where they have to find safer-looking ways to do a dangerous activity.