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Joe Buck + Oliver Hudson, Mt Flushmore of Animals, And King Of Kong Fistful Of Quarters
No one knows what day it is but here we are. We had an all time take quake today and found america's new past time ( - ). Fyre Fest of the week ( - ). Joe Buck and Oliver Hudson join the show to talk about their new podcast, their daddy issues, playoff damien, getting bounced from the WSOP, and reading mean tweets ( - ). Segments include Lebron James update from Lebron James, Mt Flushmore of animals, and our documentary review of King of Kong Fistful of Quarters, the greatest documentary no one is talking about
Recap
Big CatMike Francesa is making his content less accessible to the few people still listening
My friend says it was like hey, you know, what's a good idea to make sure that my content is even less accessible to the people? ... It's the MLB model. Yes. If he was smart, he would just start his own Twitter account for his own show. But I guess he's sunk a lot of production costs into doing the mics on app.
Big CatRobert Kraft's mask donation should be treated as a good deed regardless of his politics
I just feel like we're at the point in time where it's like any good deed that can help the greater cause here, let's just let it be a good deed. What's especially egregious considering that he could go right down the street to Chris Sale and be like, 'Hey Chris, can you cut up some more MLB jerseys to Masks?'
Big CatSports won't have fans in attendance for at least a year
I'm convinced we're not gonna have fans for a year. So the no fans ship has really sailed. Just give me a camera with a ball on the screen moving back and forth.
PFT Commenter2021 will feature both college football and college basketball played in the spring
I actually saw an idea... that looking more and more like the springtime in college sports is going to be both football and basketball next year. That would be crazy.
Big CatLeBron James will be super annoying and try to make the Michael Jordan documentary about himself
I already know the LeBron's gonna be super annoying during the MJ Dock and try to make it all about LeBron and I don't even think LeBron's in the MJ doc, which is sneaky awesome.
Mount Rushmore
Big CatBats are the worst animal because they take away things like March Madness
I'm gonna win the strap with first pick because it's the number one most Wanted animal in the world right now his ruined the entire world. It's bats. Bats fucking suck. Fuck bats. ... Secondary take away March Madness. Don't do ecosystems... I will never forget that we didn't get March Madness in 2020.
Big CatI could take a boa constrictor in a wrestling match
I think I could take a boa constrictor. I don't think a boa constrictor could take down like a fucking well... I just punch it in its brain over and over. I would you kick a boa constrictor up doesn't have to take down a boa constrictor our python an anaconda might get you.
Documentary Review
Big CatBilly Mitchell's wife is the reason he is the 'King of the Nerds'
I actually kind of think his wife has big tits and I think that that is the greatest equalizer in like nerd world where they're like, 'Whoa, Billy look at the fucking the tits on your wife' and then he just becomes the King of the Nerds.
PFT CommenterBilly Mitchell is an assistant who talks in the third person to reporters
Shawn Jones is definitely Billy, right? Talking the third person. That's absolutely it's an assistant that Billy made up like Trump made up John Baron back in the 80s to like talk to reporters and shit.