"The Stanley Cup Finals are over and the Capitals will win in five games" — PFT Commenter

Take Slip·Jun 6, 2018

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The Stanley Cup Finals are over and the Capitals will win in five games

This series is fucking over. Done. Done. Over, finished, no chance. They're not even going to get a single more game. It's going to be 4-1. Caps in 5.

Prediction Hockey Hot

The Capitals won Game 5 in Vegas on June 7, 2018, winning the series 4-1.

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PFT Commenter

If Alex Ovechkin wins the Stanley Cup, he might be the GOAT

If [Ovechkin] gets the Stanley Cup, which would be his third Stanley Cup in this playoffs, you've got to say, is he the GOAT? He might be. GOAT Vetchkin? It's either him or Gretzky.

Opinion Hockey Hot Subjective

The GOAT debate is subjective, but Ovechkin winning his first cup solidified his legacy as one of the greatest ever.

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PFT Commenter

The Capitals will suffer the biggest championship hangover ever and miss the playoffs next year if they win the Cup

If Ovechkin wins the Stanley Cup, I am predicting the biggest championship hangover of all time in — we're not even making the playoffs next year. No, I bet he's going to score five goals next year because he's going to spend the entire summer on a yacht in the Caspian Sea just having hookers and blow just delivered to him by Putin.

Prediction Hockey FireSarcastic

The Capitals made the playoffs the following season (2018-19) with 104 points and Ovechkin won the Rocket Richard trophy with 51 goals.

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Big Cat

The Cavaliers will win Game 3 of the NBA Finals

The NBA Finals are off. I don't know when they're coming back, but who even — I mean, the Cavs are going to win game three. I'm going to say it right now.