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Imagine Dragons + The Caps Have Won The Stanley Cup
The Caps have won the Stanley Cup, they're an absolute wagon and Vegas is Dead ( - ). NBA Finals off day and Bachelor talk for guys that don't watch the Bachelor ( - ). Hot Seat/Cool Throne 69 jokes are dead and Gronk is very much back ( - ). Imagine Dragons lead singer Dan Reynolds joins the show to talk about all his songs ending up on commercials, how much fun it is to live his dream, how he comes up with songs/lyrics, and the weirdest thing he's out on his show rider ( - ). Segments include Lebron Blames, Protect the Flag for Trump vs the Eagles, and Guys on Chicks
Recap
PFT CommenterThe Capitals will win the Stanley Cup in five games
This series is fucking over. Done. Done. Over, finished, no chance. They're not even going to get a single more game. It's going to be 4-1. Caps in 5.
PFT CommenterIf Alex Ovechkin wins the Stanley Cup, he might be the GOAT
If [Ovechkin] gets the Stanley Cup, which would be his third Stanley Cup in this playoffs, you've got to say, is he the GOAT? He might be. GOAT Vetchkin? It's either him or Gretzky.
PFT CommenterThe Capitals will suffer the biggest championship hangover ever and miss the playoffs next year if they win the Cup
If Ovechkin wins the Stanley Cup, I am predicting the biggest championship hangover of all time in — we're not even making the playoffs next year. No, I bet he's going to score five goals next year because he's going to spend the entire summer on a yacht in the Caspian Sea just having hookers and blow just delivered to him by Putin.
Big CatThe Cavaliers will win Game 3 of the NBA Finals
The NBA Finals are off. I don't know when they're coming back, but who even — I mean, the Cavs are going to win game three. I'm going to say it right now.
Big CatLeBron James will not join the Houston Rockets in free agency
By the way, I know it's one of the odds-on favorites for LeBron James, but do we want to just get real risky with it and say LeBron James not going to the Houston Rockets?
PFT CommenterDonald Trump was intimidated by Nick Foles' physical presence
I think Trump might have been a little intimidated having Nick Foles... True, big dick Nick. You can't have a guy like that storm into your Oval Office... Especially with Melania around now. He basically becomes the president.
Hot Seat Cool Throne
HankThe Yankees' protest against ESPN's scheduling is a power move using Aaron Boone's inside knowledge
It's also a power move because you know Aaron Boone knows the inside deal with ESPN, so he knows the leverage he has.
PFT CommenterThe NFL has a 'charity problem'
I'm going to go as far to say, does the NFL have a charity problem? Might be. Might be. Let's look into that.
Big CatDarren Rovell officially killed 69 jokes
Ravel has caught on... He did it on the Browns to win the Super Bowl, $6.90. And get this, the ticket writer laughed no less than three times... This is like when your parents figure out how to text emojis and bitmojis and stuff. It just kind of all loses its luster.
Big CatMiss America is no longer a beauty pageant if it removes the bikini portion
It's also ridiculous that a beauty pageant is no longer being judged on beauty. That's where we're at.
Interview
Dan ReynoldsSelling songs to commercials is a valid way to support a family and not 'selling out'
I've always viewed music with the eye of like... laughing and kind of throwing up like, kind of like that, that whole thing that exists in the urban world. That's kind of like, yeah, yeah, I'm in this commercial and it's dope and it's taking care of my family... I've just never understood the mentality... of like, hey, it's sellouty to make money and I'd rather be like a cool hipster that is not making money for my family.