There is no industry in Indiana important enough to keep people at work on the Friday before the Indy 500
That's like a normal Friday in Indiana, isn't it? Like what industry in Indiana that makes you come to work on Friday [of Carb Day]?
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It seems like the perfect classic joke. You know, Niagara rhymes with Viagra... So we all take Viagra, we get on the boat, and then we see who the first person is to get rid of their boner without touching it, just like through the power of mental concentration and meditation... That is like a classic comedy gag right there.
Clevelanders just yuck it up, be sad, do weird shit, and puke on themselves
We're going to watch with the Clevelanders. We're going to yuck it up, be sad, do weird shit, puke on ourselves, do what Clevelanders do.
Youngstown, Ohio is likely the grittiest city in the world
Youngstown is like the grittiest city in the world, probably. Home of Boom Boom Mancini. Little known fact about Youngstown there for you.
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The 49ers are, I think, the best team in football. I think Brock Purdy right now is the league MVP.
Dan Quinn should be fired after the fourth-down disaster
I think Dan Quinn has to go and he's a nice guy.
The Jets would win the NFC East
The Jets would be—I would take the Jets to win the NFC East. Without a doubt.