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Take Slip·Dec 17, 2025·FAQ
#PMT-2025-1217-19842
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Jayden Daniels is the worst quarterback from the 2024 draft class

My preemptive take of the year was right. Commanders would miss a playoffs and Jayden Daniels be the worst out of all the quarterbacks in 2024. [Big Cat: 'Michael Penix?'] He looked pretty good before the injury.

By most statistical measures and eye tests, Daniels was far from the 'worst' of the class, having won OROY in many circles.
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Take Slip·Apr 5, 2023·FAQ
#PMT-2023-0405-8815
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Brandon Staley was supposed to turn the Chargers into a championship team

I thought Brandon Staley was gonna turn this whole Chargers thing around. I was like, this guy knows Ball. This guy has, it's a new C word team. Forget your father's Chargers.

Staley was eventually fired mid-season in 2023 after a period of historic underperformance and late-game collapses.
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Take Slip·Mar 17, 2021·FAQ
#PMT-2021-0317-8992
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I will cut my hair if Ryan Fitzpatrick wins a playoff game for Washington

When Ryan Fitzpatrick wins a playoff game, I will cut my hair. For the football team. I'll say it with my chest: when Ryan Fitzpatrick wins a playoff game, I will cut my hair.

Fitzpatrick never won a game for Washington, let alone a playoff game, so the hair remained long.
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Take Slip·Jan 17, 2020·FAQ
#PMT-2020-0117-9813
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There is a 50% chance I get signed to an XFL contract

Let me say, I think that there is actually like a 50% chance that I do get an XFL contract, that I am signed to the XFL. I'm going to find out on Wednesday night and be able to report on Thursday morning what happened.

PFT Commenter did not receive a contract from an XFL team following his tryout.
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Take Slip·Aug 23, 2019·FAQ
#PMT-2019-0823-16002
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Zeke Elliott should sit out the entire 2019 season

If I'm Zeke, I'm sitting out the whole season. I got more power to Zeke on this one. Zeke, don't play this year at all.

Ezekiel Elliott did not sit out the season; he signed a massive 6-year, $90 million extension on September 4, 2019.
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Take Slip·Aug 2, 2019·FAQ
#PMT-2019-0802-19485
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The day after the Super Bowl should be a national holiday

Day after the Super Bowl, national holiday. Done.

This has not happened as of 2024, despite numerous petitions and popular support.