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Masters Preview With Max Homa And Shane Bacon, UConn Wins The Natty + Great Listener FAQ’s

Wednesday, April 5, 202314 takes

We recorded Monday night directly after the National Title because Tuesday was a full travel day. UConn wins its 5th title and we recap the tournament and a crazy March (-). Hot Seat/Cool Throne including the Phillies being the last team to get a win and Jill Biden tries to hand out a participation WH visit (-). Max Homa joins us to pump up for the Masters, check in on his mentals and get him prepared for his first green jacket (-). Shane Bacon joins us to break down the Masters field, story lines and course changes (-). We finish with some great listener submitted FAQ’s (-)

Recap

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Take Slip·Apr 5, 2023
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Big CatBig Cat

UConn is officially basketball royalty and a blue blood

The Connecticut Huskies are officially basketball royalty. Officially they have hemophilia. Five [titles] in 24 years is insane. They are basketball royalty. Five in 24 years is insane... The only other team to do [titles in four consecutive decades], North Carolina.

UConn's 5th title since 1999 cemented their status as one of the most dominant programs of the modern era.
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Take Slip·Apr 5, 2023
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PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Villanova should be kicked out of the Blue Bloods to make room for UConn

Welcome to the Blue Blood Club. I think they kick Villanova out, right? And then they move [UConn in].

The definition of a Blue Blood is subjective, though UConn's continued success has made their inclusion consensus.
Win
Take Slip·Apr 5, 2023
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Big CatBig Cat

Dan Hurley is the arrival of the next great era of basketball coaching

Dan Hurley has arrived officially as a coach of the national title. He feels like he's the next era, which I love because Dan Hurley is like a throwback to the next era. He's got that scowl, he's got that anger.

Dan Hurley went on to win back-to-back titles in 2024, confirming he is the dominant coach of the new era.
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Take Slip·Apr 5, 2023
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MaxMax

UConn didn't play anyone notable during their 2023 championship run

I think they have to face someone better than a three seed. They didn't play anybody the whole tournament. They didn't play the Alabama. Nova beat real teams.

UConn beat 5-seed Saint Mary's, 4-seed Arkansas, 3-seed Gonzaga, 5-seed Miami, and 5-seed San Diego State. While they didn't play a 1 or 2 seed, they beat everyone by 10+ points.

Hot Seat Cool Throne

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Take Slip·Apr 5, 2023·Hot Seat/Cool Throne
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Big CatBig Cat

Jill Biden's White House invitation to Iowa is a classless move

Jill Biden invited LSU and Iowa to the White House. That's fucking bullshit. You cannot do that. Iowa lost. You know what that is? Classless move. Learn how fucking sports work. You point to your finger when you win a ring, you do the John Cena and then you get invited to the White House and the team they lost doesn't. That's how sports work.

White House invitations for national champions are a long-standing tradition; inviting the loser was unprecedented and widely criticized by sports fans.
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Take Slip·Apr 5, 2023·Hot Seat/Cool Throne
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Vince McMahon is leaning into his 'creepy old man' persona with his new mustache

The man is a showman. And if you're gonna be accused of being a pervert left and right, and all these people come out and say all these weird things about you. Of course Vince McMahon is gonna lean into that costume and grow a tiny little mustache. If you give a creepy old man $9 billion, he's gonna become a super creepy old man with a child molester mustache.

McMahon's physical appearance and thin mustache were widely ridiculed in the media at the time.

Interview

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Take Slip·Apr 5, 2023
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Max HomaMax Homa

Expected rain at the Masters will lead to low scores and lots of birdies

I saw a lot of rain next week, so you guys might have a tough week there. I think it'll be soft, so might be a lot of birdies. Big hole. I think 13 always plays, they changed it a little bit this year, but that one always seems to be really important... I think there might be [low scores].

The 2023 Masters was plagued by rain delays, but Jon Rahm won with -12, which is a fairly standard winning score for Augusta, not an outlier of low scoring.
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Take Slip·Apr 5, 2023
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Shane BaconShane Bacon

Scotty Scheffler's best golf is currently the best in the world

If Scotty Scheffler is playing his best golf, it's the best in the world. And that is definitely not something I would've said six months ago. I think six months ago would've been Rory or would've been John Rahm. But to me right now with the way Scotty Scheffler is able to get the ball in the hole and then around the greens, I think his best is the best in professional golf.

Scheffler went on to have one of the most statistically dominant ball-striking seasons in history following this take.
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Take Slip·Apr 5, 2023
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Shane BaconShane Bacon

LIV golfers will be at a disadvantage at the Masters due to lack of reps

Considering how little amount of golf they've played in a professional environment... tournament golf is like going to the gym. I mean you're not gonna be way more sore if you take breaks weeks off going to the gym and your mind isn't gonna be as sharp for tournament golf if you're not playing as much as like Rory and Scotty and Max. If a LIV player does win, I will take it as more impressive than maybe anything else because they just haven't gone through the reps.

The take was largely debunked by the tournament results: Brooks Koepka and Phil Mickelson (LIV) both finished T2, with three LIV players in the top 10.
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Take Slip·Apr 5, 2023
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Shane BaconShane Bacon

Tiger Woods could realistically be in the Top 5 going into Sunday

The fact that he played [Riviera] this year... playing competitive golf, having a couple of great days I think was huge for Tiger's mental approach. I feel like we will see better from Tiger this year. I would be non-shocked if he was in the top five going into Sunday. I would be non-shocked if he was in the top five.

Tiger Woods made the cut but withdrew before the completion of the third round due to injury, failing to contend.
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Take Slip·Apr 5, 2023
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Shane BaconShane Bacon

Jason Day is a sleeper to watch for a top finish at the Masters

I'll go Jason Day. Jason Day has been trending and his game plays so well at Augusta. Exceptional putter, great pitcher of the golf ball and has kind of gained some distance this year. I would say Jason Day is the name that I'm looking at [to win a second major].

Jason Day finished T39, not really a factor on Sunday.

Faq

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Take Slip·Apr 5, 2023·FAQ
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Big CatBig Cat

Every sports player should be allowed to fight one fan per year

I have the rule that they should enact in all sports. That every player gets to fight one fan once a year. Because that solves that. [Anthony Rendon] gets to fight that guy who called him a pussy, beat his ass. He called him a bitch, beat his ass. And then no one's gonna fuck with the rest of the [players] because he'll be like, wow, Anthony Rendon beat the fuck out him.

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This is a comedic proposal and not a serious policy recommendation.
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Take Slip·Apr 5, 2023·FAQ
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Big CatBig Cat

Best action movies are essentially porn but with fighting instead of sex

In college I would do man movie Fridays and we would watch the worst action movie you can watch. Bloodsport, Under Siege, Cobra. It's basically like watching porn, but instead of fucking, they just beat the fuck out of each other because the dialogue's that bad. Best of the Best 2, maybe my favorite movie ever.

This is a subjective categorization of film genres.
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Take Slip·Apr 5, 2023·FAQ
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Brandon Staley was supposed to turn the Chargers into a championship team

I thought Brandon Staley was gonna turn this whole Chargers thing around. I was like, this guy knows Ball. This guy has, it's a new C word team. Forget your father's Chargers.

Staley was eventually fired mid-season in 2023 after a period of historic underperformance and late-game collapses.