PMT DB
Football Is Back (sort of), 3 Pt Champ Joe Harris, And Mt Rushmore Of Press Conference Moments
Football is BACK, kind of. Hall of Fame Game happened and was awesome for like 3 minutes. (-) Matt Schaub is still a QB and we got some Dan Quinn jokes off. (-) Baseball trade deadline. (-) Fyre Fest of the Week and Big Cat is addicted to giving away Madden Codes so he gives away a couple during the show. Mt Rushmore of Press Conference Rants. Brooklyn Nets' Joe Harris joins the show to talk about winning the 3 point contest, getting Kyrie and KD, Virginia Basketball, and staying out of the Embiid/Dudley brawl last year. (-) Segments include Embrace Debate does Melo deserve a retirement tour? (-) Sorry not sorry LeVeon Bell, (-) Hot in the street "City Boy Summer vs Hot Girl Summer", (-54) FAQ's and Bubba has to sing Take on Me as punishment for missing his flight (-)
Fastest Two Minutes
PFT CommenterNoah Fant is a bust
Noah Fant, no offense. Looks like bust. I'm putting the bust tag right now on Noah Fant. Bad attitude. I told you about bad attitude. More like no effect on this game. Got him. Trash. Bust. Burn. Put it on the board.
Recap
PFT CommenterLeSean McCoy's release from the Buffalo Bills is imminent
I've been hearing many rumblings from Leroy that LeSean McCoy's release is imminent. Just saying could be done within the next two weeks. Big time news.
Big CatThe Yankees are only trying to win softball games by not acquiring pitching
I love that the Yankees just are saying, fuck it. We're going to try to win softball games for the fourth year in a row. And didn't do anything. Didn't get a pitcher.
Fyre Fest
PFT CommenterWe have all been living in a computer simulation since 2012
My fire fest of the week is the fact that we've all been dead for seven years. Back in 2012, the Large Hadron Collider was invented... And currently we're living in a computer simulation. We're like, God is doing like a Madden Sim season... there are these little tiny glitches that the computer didn't get right. For example, Skechers Shoes. I always thought it was S-K-E-T-C-H-E-R-S. Turns out it's not. There's no T in there.
Interview
Joe HarrisThe Brooklyn Nets officially own Brooklyn over the Knicks
[Big Cat]: Do the Nets own New York? [Joe Harris]: I wouldn't go that far. [Big Cat]: Do you guys own Brooklyn? [Joe Harris]: We definitely own Brooklyn. Hopefully. I don't want to impose on the old Brooklyn Dodgers fans.
Joe HarrisCaris LeVert will be an NBA All-Star at some point
Karis [LeVert] is arguably up and coming, maybe all star at some point. Young, really good developing player. Spencer [Dinwiddie], Jared Allen. I mean, you can kind of go down the list.
Joe HarrisTony Bennett is the best coach in college basketball
He's the best coach in the ACC? Oh, yes. He's the best coach in college basketball. Better than Coach K? Yeah.
Embrace Debate
Big CatYou must have an NBA championship ring to receive a retirement farewell tour
I think the farewell tour, you need to have a ring. I think you need to have a ring to get a farewell tour. I think that's the threshold.
Faq
PFT CommenterI am officially running for President of the United States in 2020
I'm hereby declaring myself... I'm opening my candidacy for president of the United States of America. All I need is 125,000 individual donors. If 125,000 of you gave me $1, then I would qualify for the next debates. So I don't see why not.