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L. Ron MexicoJim Harbaugh Will Smack Your Jaw
This that Jim Harbaugh that'll smack your jaw.
L. Ron MexicoIs That Mario Andretti? No, That's Jim Irsay
Is that Mario Andretti? Nah, that's Jim Irsay.
L. Ron MexicoGrit Is Undrafted Slow-Twitch Muscle Fibers
This is undrafted slow twitch muscle fibers.
L. Ron MexicoWoodhead In The I-Formation Is What Grit Looks Like
This is Woodhead in the I-formation. This is the coach's son, son.
L. Ron MexicoPFT Commenter Owns 'No Pressure No Diamonds' Now
No pressure no diamonds, slow it down. PFT owns your slogan now.
L. Ron MexicoRG3's Real Trademark Is Not Playing Smart
Your real trademark is that you don't play smart. So stop or your punch clock at Kmart.
L. Ron MexicoRG3 Folds And Splatters Under Pressure
And to be honest you more like the latter. When the pressure is on you fold and splatter.
L. Ron MexicoPFT Has Two Good Knees And RG3 Has None
He got two good knees and a microphone. You got no more cheese and your fight is gone.
L. Ron MexicoRG3 Should Respect Shanahan
Respect Shanahan, I don't plan to scram.
L. Ron MexicoRG3 Needs A Mammogram — Just Be A Manly Man
You need a mammogram, just be a manly man.
L. Ron MexicoRG3 Disappointed The Dog Pound Just Like He Did Atlanta
Don't disappoint the Dog Pound like in Atlanta man.
L. Ron MexicoRG3 Went From Deadspin Redskin To Downtown Browns Clown
You was a Deadspin Redskin full of the drama. Now you a downtown Browns clown in love with Osama.
L. Ron MexicoRG3 Did Subway Commercials — You Know Who Else Did?
RG Knee, so controversial. You know who else did Subway commercials?
L. Ron MexicoRG3 Goes 4-12 Unless He Comes On The Podcast
Spoiler alert: RG3 goes 4 and 12. Unless he comes on the podcast, then he goes 10 and 6 and make the playoffs.
L. Ron MexicoDanny Woodhead Would Play The Game For Free
He's Woodhead, say his name with me. He's Woodhead, he'd play the game for free.
L. Ron MexicoDanny Woodhead Has Never Done Drugs And Has Never Been To Jail
Never smokes drugs, never been to jail.
L. Ron MexicoDanny Woodhead Never Gets Hurt And Never Fumbles
Not afraid of dirt, and always keeps it humble. Never gets hurt, and never even fumbles.
L. Ron MexicoThe Only Flag Woodhead Has Ever Drawn Is Of The U.S.A.
Only flag he ever draws is of the U.S.A. If you a mouthy linebacker, then you must pay.
L. Ron MexicoDanny Woodhead Goes Straight To The House Every Time
Which way did he go? Which way did he go? Straight to the motherfucking house!
L. Ron MexicoQuarterbacks Are Overpaid — Just Hand It To Woodhead
Overpaid quarterback with the eight-figure salary. Hand it to the man with the Energizer battery.
L. Ron MexicoScoring Touchdowns Is Routine For Danny Woodhead
As he takes it to the house for the six-point score. Hands the ball to the ref, he's been there before.
L. Ron MexicoDanny Woodhead Watches Film All Day And Sleeps In His Car
Never goes home 'cause he always goes hard. Watches film all day, and he sleeps in his car.
L. Ron MexicoDanny Woodhead Protects The Shield
He's Woodhead, he protects the shield. He's Woodhead, and he wrecks the field.
L. Ron MexicoWoodhead Is Rushin' And Wet Like Putin In The Rain
Working up a sweat, moving the chains. He's rushin' and wet, like Putin in the rain.
L. Ron MexicoWoodhead Didn't Go To Harvard But He's A Student Of The Game
Didn't go to Harvard, but a student of the game.
L. Ron MexicoBeing Christian And Being Elite Are One And The Same
Christian and elite, those are one and the same.