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Jun 2, 2017·Lronmexico Rap
#29802
L. Ron MexicoL. Ron Mexico

We Like Our Apples Unwashed And Bought On The Side Of The Road

We like our apples like we like our clothes: unwashed and bought on the side of the road.

OpinionLifeHotSubjective
A lifestyle manifesto. The FDA recommends washing produce, but grit doesn't care about the FDA.
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Jun 2, 2017·Lronmexico Rap
#29811
L. Ron MexicoL. Ron Mexico

Piss In Your Pants Just To Make A Statement

Piss in your pants just to make a statement.

Hot TakeLifeScorchingSubjective
There is no medical or social context in which urinating in your own pants constitutes a statement. Unless you're defining grit, in which case it's the only statement.
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Jul 15, 2016·Lronmexico Rap
#29790
L. Ron MexicoL. Ron Mexico

Lady Luck Smiled Down On The Viet Cong When Marlins Man Missed Vietnam

I was one year late for Vietnam. Lady Luck smiled down on the Viet Cong.

OpinionLifeHotSubjective
Marlins Man implying he would have single-handedly turned the tide of the Vietnam War is an all-time self-assessment.
Win
Jul 15, 2016·Lronmexico Rap
#29791
L. Ron MexicoL. Ron Mexico

Marlins Man Is A Job Creator With 100 Racehorses

I employ 40 people, job creator, got 100 racehorses deal with that you haters.

Fact ClaimLifeMedium
Laurence Leavy is a successful personal injury attorney in Miami with a large stable of racehorses. The numbers check out.
Push
Jul 15, 2016·Lronmexico Rap
#29794
L. Ron MexicoL. Ron Mexico

Marlins Man Is Not A Man, A Fan, Or A Veteran

You not a man, a fan or a veteran. So fight me bitch, or let it be.

Hot TakeLifeFire
Marlins Man is technically a man and clearly a fan. The 'honorary soldier' designation from his verse is not equivalent to being a veteran. 1 out of 3.
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Jul 15, 2016·Lronmexico Rap
#29797
L. Ron MexicoL. Ron Mexico

I Hope Marlins Man's Horses Die In A Lake

Fuck your law firm, I hope they lie to your face. Fuck your horses, I hope they die in a lake.

OpinionLifeScorchingSubjective
This is a wish, not a claim. As of this writing, Marlins Man's horses have not died in a lake.
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Jul 15, 2016·Lronmexico Rap
#29798
L. Ron MexicoL. Ron Mexico

I Hope Marlins Man Gets Found Like Catherine The Great

I hope you get found like Catherine the Great.

OpinionLifeScorchingSubjective
References the apocryphal myth that Catherine the Great died during an encounter with a horse. Historians widely regard this as slander spread by her political enemies. Still devastating as a diss.
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Jul 15, 2016·Lronmexico Rap
#29799
L. Ron MexicoL. Ron Mexico

Ask Brady, Marino, Wade, And LeBron About Me And Your Mom

So call Brady, Marino, Wade and LeBron. And ask 'em 'bout me and your mom.

Hot TakeLifeScorchingSubjectiveSarcastic
Weaponizing Marlins Man's celebrity friendships against him while adding a mom joke. Whether Brady, Marino, Wade, and LeBron know Hample's mom remains unverified.

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