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Jul 15, 2016·Lronmexico Rap
#29793
L. Ron MexicoL. Ron Mexico

Zack Hample Is A USA-Hating Trespassing Traitor

You a USA hater, trespassing traitor. Meet me in the streets you law violator.

Hot TakeBaseballFire
Hample was banned from several stadiums for sneaking into restricted areas to catch balls, so 'trespassing' has some basis. 'USA hater' is unsubstantiated.
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Jul 15, 2016·Lronmexico Rap
#29794
L. Ron MexicoL. Ron Mexico

Marlins Man Is Not A Man, A Fan, Or A Veteran

You not a man, a fan or a veteran. So fight me bitch, or let it be.

Hot TakeLifeFire
Marlins Man is technically a man and clearly a fan. The 'honorary soldier' designation from his verse is not equivalent to being a veteran. 1 out of 3.
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May 4, 2016·Lronmexico Rap
#29779
L. Ron MexicoL. Ron Mexico

RG3's Real Trademark Is Not Playing Smart

Your real trademark is that you don't play smart. So stop or your punch clock at Kmart.

Hot TakeFootballFire
RG3 was widely criticized for poor decision-making, particularly scrambling into hits. He never worked at Kmart, but his NFL career did end prematurely.
Push
May 4, 2016·Lronmexico Rap
#29787
L. Ron MexicoL. Ron Mexico

RG3 Goes 4-12 Unless He Comes On The Podcast

Spoiler alert: RG3 goes 4 and 12. Unless he comes on the podcast, then he goes 10 and 6 and make the playoffs.

PredictionFootballHot
The Browns went 1-15 in 2016 — worse than even the 4-12 prediction. RG3 did not come on the podcast. The conditional remains untestable.
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Oct 22, 2015·Lronmexico Rap
#29777
L. Ron MexicoL. Ron Mexico

Danny Woodhead Goes Straight To The House Every Time

Which way did he go? Which way did he go? Straight to the motherfucking house!

OpinionFootballMedium
Woodhead had 32 career touchdowns on 1,137 touches — so roughly 1 in 35 touches went to the house. Not every time, but more than you'd expect from a guy his size.
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Oct 22, 2015·Lronmexico Rap
#29771
L. Ron MexicoL. Ron Mexico

Scoring Touchdowns Is Routine For Danny Woodhead

As he takes it to the house for the six-point score. Hands the ball to the ref, he's been there before.

OpinionFootballMedium
Woodhead scored 32 career touchdowns — respectable for a 5'8" undrafted running back, but not exactly routine.

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