Takes
Novak Djokovic is the tennis GOAT
Novak Djokovic... He's the fucking goat. Suck on this dick, Jake. I am the number one Novak Djokovic fan out there. He wins his 18th title. 18th major... He's the fucking goat.
The line judge Djokovic hit at the US Open was doing an 'all-time cell job'
She hit the ground. She looked like she was going to die for a sec. That was an all-time cell job by her. I'm not saying that he should have hit her in the neck... but holy shit. Come on lady. That was a cell job.
Serena Williams was being a baby and stole the moment from Naomi Osaka
It felt to me like she was being a little bit of a baby and she was losing and wanted to kind of make a scene. And it sort of stole the moment from the person who actually did win, Naomi Osaka.
Locking a tennis player in a ball closet for hours is great coaching
[David Ferrer's coach] locked him in a completely dark two meter by two meter ball closet for several hours, giving him only a piece of bread and a bit of water... That's great coaching. That's a football guy in a tennis guy's body.
Roger Federer is the undisputed GOAT of tennis
Roger Federer, now the GOAT. His 20th [Major].
Roger Federer is the GOAT and the classiest athlete of all time
He's the GOAT, but he's also the classiest. So a lot of class getting thrown around when we talk about Federer. The gentleman. Just the smoothness with which he plays. That is a guy that you want to be dating your daughter.
Tennis is the only sport where crying is acceptable and mandatory
I think that if there's one sport where crying is acceptable, if not mandatory, it's tennis. In fact, if Federer had wept... You have to cry in tennis. Then he's the classiest gentleman of all time to play the game.
Serena Williams can't be the G.O.A.T. athlete if she won't play Wimbledon while 9 months pregnant
I am upset, though, that Serena's not playing because she's pregnant. So I guess she can play when she's just like three months pregnant, but she can't play when she's nine? Fully pregnant... I can think of 700 male tennis players that would be fine playing when their wives were pregnant.