PMT DB
JJ Watt Part 1
Before we get to the long awaited JJ Watt interview the guys talk Mayweather/McGregor and Lonzo Ball. Who's Back of the Week including Ryan Lochte, Magic Johnson and Mark Cuban (-). Mt Rushmore of types of friends (-). Houston Texan JJ Watt joins the show from his log cabin in Wisconsin for Part 1 of his 2 Part interview(-). Talk about the Uhhh Hey JJ movement, Football, injuries, and whether or not he has an alibi for Making a Murderer. Segments include Talking Tennis for the Wimbledon Final(-), Humans vs The Sun with a bonus PFT theory that the Sun may not actually be hot(-). Talking Thrones by guys that don't watch Game of Thrones(-). PR 101 for D'Onta Foreman (-) and Emergency Football Guy Of The Week(-).
Pr 101
PFT CommenterDeontay Foreman should become a Second Amendment activist to resolve his PR issues in Texas
This is a very on-brand thing in Texas, to have a gun. Everyone's got a gun in Texas. Just become a huge Second Amendment guy. Deontay Foreman should go into the Houston Chipotle with an AR-15 strapped over your shoulder. ... Then I'm sure you'll get all the NRA people just absolutely 100% having their back.
Recap
Billy FootballSalmonella is like the chicken pox; once you get it once, you can never get it again
If you get salmonella, then you don't have to worry about getting it again so you can eat cookie dough and stuff. No, because if you get salmonella, then you don't have to worry about getting it again.
Who Is Back
PFT CommenterLonzo Ball playing well in Summer League means the Showtime Lakers are back
The Lakers are back. Oh! The Lake Show is back. So Lonzo Ball's been playing pretty well in the Summer League, and so that can only mean one thing, and that's the Showtime Lakers are back.
Big CatThe Aaron Judge slump is caused by participating in the Home Run Derby
The Aaron Judge, did he fuck up his swing, is fully back. He's like one for 14 right now. I think we called that before the home run derby even started, right?
Interview
JJ WattYou can't be one of the best players on a team if you only played three games
I think last year, yeah, I would not – I mean, you only played three games. You can't be one of the best players on the team if you only played three games.
JJ WattI will never publicly put out statistical goals again
Never put numbers out anymore because then all people do is bring up those numbers and they don't actually watch. I did that one year... and for the rest of that next season and beyond, everybody's like, well, he didn't hit it. And everybody compares you to that.
Talking Tennis
PFT CommenterTennis is the only sport where crying is acceptable and mandatory
I think that if there's one sport where crying is acceptable, if not mandatory, it's tennis. In fact, if Federer had wept... You have to cry in tennis. Then he's the classiest gentleman of all time to play the game.
Humans Vs The Sun
PFT CommenterThe Sun is not actually hot because space is cold
There's a big conspiracy theory out there that the sun is not actually hot. ... If the sun is hot, why is space cold? ... The sun is probably the biggest fraud of all time if it's cold. ... If you're on the surface of the sun, you'd be fine. You could have a picnic on the surface of the sun.