PMT DB
Rob Riggle + Mt Rushmore Of Months
We stayed late to watch Hard Knocks so we could review episode 4 and yeah Todd Haley/Gregg Williams are huge dicks. Cajuste has jerk off crystals and no one really knows what Hue Jackson does ( - ). Odell Beckham's contract + Hot Seat/Cool Throne ( - ). Mt Rushmore of Months ( - ). Comedian/Actor Rob Riggle joins the show to talk about his new project, being a marine while being in SNL, "making" it in show business and his Kansas City Chiefs ( - ). Segments include Talking Tennis, Protect the Shield for Jerry Jones, Stay Woke does Australia even exist? And Guys on Chicks.
Recap
Big CatTodd Haley and Gregg Williams are the meanest sons of bitches in the world
My biggest takeaway from Hard Knocks is that Todd Haley and Greg Williams combined are the meanest sons of bitches in the world.
PFT CommenterHugh Jackson has a future as a Lorne Michaels of comedy football
I actually think Hugh Jackson has a future as a Lorne Michaels. He's just been putting together the perfect comedy troupe of a football team for the last three years.
Big CatYou don't win Super Bowls by paying wide receivers big contracts
When [Odell Beckham Jr.] is healthy, [he] is you can make the argument the best wide receiver in the NFL... but you don't win Super Bowls by paying wide receivers that much. It just doesn't happen.
Hot Seat Cool Throne
Big CatIt is better for your career to be a meme than to be in a blockbuster movie
Do you think it is better for your career to be in a blockbuster movie that makes, let's say, $500 million or be in the badass, like the coolest meme of all time? Coolest meme of all time. Easy answer.
HankThe Chiefs' new parking lot policy is the beginning of the end for tailgating
The Chiefs have started a new policy where after the game starts, they're just going to start kicking people out of the parking lot. I feel like it could just be the beginning of the end... They're going to slowly outlaw tailgates.
Big CatThe US will win the World Cup in 25 years thanks to Cristiano Ronaldo's son
Cristiano Ronaldo's son is now playing for Juventus under nine. And he was born in San Diego, so he's an American citizen. We're going to win the World Cup in 25 years.
Mount Rushmore
Big CatOctober is the best month of the year
October... it is the best month of the year. You have the fall, you have football being awesome, you have playoff baseball, you have NBA and NHL, it is the only month where all four sports are playing.
Interview
Rob RigglePatrick Mahomes will be a good quarterback
Yes [Mahomes will be a good QB]... because I'm a Chiefs fan... He's got a howitzer hanging off his shoulder. Now, therefore, with the right coaching and the right opportunity... I feel very confident.
Big CatI bet Patrick Mahomes will not be a good quarterback
I am going to be on the, I don't think Patrick Mahomes is going to be a good quarterback side of history. So I'm going to stamp my, I'm going to put my flag in.
Stay Woke
PFT CommenterAustralia does not exist
Australia doesn't exist. Australia is not a real place... Australia was invented by the British because it was like a penal colony... airline pilots are all in on it, too... when you fly people on vacation to Australia, you just take them down to Chile, and they never know the difference.