The Chiefs' new parking lot policy is the beginning of the end for tailgating
The Chiefs have started a new policy where after the game starts, they're just going to start kicking people out of the parking lot. I feel like it could just be the beginning of the end... They're going to slowly outlaw tailgates.
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