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Adam DeVine, Mt Rushmore Of Taco Bell Items, Golf Etiquette FAQ’s with Frankie & Trent + QB Tiers

Wednesday, June 28, 202313 takes

When there are no sports stories to talk about we turn to the most trusted thing in the world, tiering QB’s to make people angry online (-). Hot Seat/Cool Throne including Playoff Lenny + Alek Manoah getting lit up (-). Mt Rushmore of Taco Bell menu items (-). Actor Adam DeVine joins the show to talk about his new movie, workaholics, getting hit by a cement mixer as a child, Nebraska football and more (-). We finish the show with Golf etiquette FAQ’s with Frankie and Trent (-).

Adam DeVine on Nebraska Football, QB Tiers, and Taco Bell Mt. Rushmore

It is officially the dog days of summer, which means it’s time for the most sacred tradition in sports media: making up a quarterback tier list specifically to make people on the internet furious. Big Cat and PFT broke down the league into categories ranging from "Him" to "Titanic," with plenty of side bets on the line.

Big Cat made it very clear that there is only one man sitting at the top of the mountain alone, and no amount of Bears bias could stop him from giving the King his crown.

Win
Jun 28, 2023
#9680
Big CatBig Cat

Patrick Mahomes is undisputed 'Him' with no flaws in his game

Patrick Mahomes is him... He is the best quarterback in the league. I'm here to tell you, there are no holes in Patrick Mahomes. He is him. He is an exceptional, accessible quarterback. No, it doesn't hurt my feelings all the time thinking about him in a Bears uniform. He's just that good.

Mahomes remains the consensus best QB in the NFL.

The conversation really heated up when it came to the New York Jets and their new savior. Big Cat is fully buying the hype on a rejuvenated Aaron Rodgers, predicting a massive season for the four-time MVP.

Loss
Jun 28, 2023
#9681
Big CatBig Cat

Aaron Rodgers will have an MVP-caliber fuck-you tour with the Jets

I think [Rodgers] is gonna have an incredible, incredible season. No, he's going to play with a chip on his shoulder. I've seen him. I know this guy better than anyone else. He is going to be awesome this year... I think he will be top three MVP voting.

Rodgers tore his Achilles four snaps into the season, ending his MVP chances immediately.

PFT wasn't having any of it. He sees the Rodgers experiment going the way of the Russell Wilson disaster in Denver, even going as far as to take the field over the Jets' new signal-caller.

Win
Jun 28, 2023
#9682
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Aaron Rodgers is washed and the Jets will finish under .500

No. Disagree, washed... I think they're not gonna be above 500. He's washed... I think he wants to have a fuck you tour, but I don't think it's gonna happen.

The Jets finished 7-10 (under .500), primarily due to Rodgers' early season-ending injury.
Push
Jun 28, 2023
#9685
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Deshaun Watson will have a better season than Aaron Rodgers in 2023

Deshaun Watson will have a better season than Aaron Rodgers. I agree... I'm predicting this year is gonna be like last year. Russell Wilson going to Denver. Yeah. Everybody was like, oh, he's reuniting with Nathaniel Hackett. It's gonna be great. Guess what, Aaron Rodgers. Okay. Big name switching teams.

While both players had seasons ended by injury, Watson played parts of 6 games compared to Rodgers' 1 game, technically accumulating more stats, though neither had a 'good' season.

The Heir to the Taco Bell Throne

With Hank’s father being a legendary Taco Bell franchisee, the stakes for this Mount Rushmore were higher than a late-night order after the bars close. The guys debated the merits of the Mexican Pizza, the Chalupa, and the Cheesy Gordita Crunch while Big Cat laid out his long-term business goals for the cast.

Open
Big CatBig Cat

I will eventually own a Taco Bell franchise with PFT and Hank

Let's just, let's agree to it right here. Like a suicide pact, but not suicide. Let's one day own Taco Bell together. I would love that. Would fucking sick.

This is a long-term life goal/prediction that hasn't happened yet.

Max threw a heavy punch with the Grilled Cheese Burrito, a newer entry that has quickly climbed the ranks of the Bell’s elite offerings.

Void
Jun 28, 2023·Mt. Rushmore
#9687
MaxMax

The Grilled Cheese Burrito is the best item currently on the Taco Bell menu

Best menu item going right now. Grilled cheese burrito... That is the best menu item they have right now... I love the grilled cheese burrito. Yes. It's the foundation.

Subjective food preference.

Meanwhile, PFT took a stand for the early-morning crowd, claiming that Taco Bell has already perfected the most important meal of the day with a specific wrap.

Void
Jun 28, 2023·Mt. Rushmore
#9688
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

The Breakfast Crunchwrap is the greatest fast food item in America

Breakfast crunchwrap might be the best fast food menu item in America. It's that good. It is perfect.

Subjective food preference.

Adam DeVine and the Magic of 1995

Actor Adam DeVine joined the show to talk about his new movie *The Outlaws*, but the conversation quickly shifted to his roots as a massive Nebraska fan. Growing up in the mid-90s, Adam experienced the peak of the Huskers' powers, and despite years of disappointment, he remains as delusional as ever about the upcoming season.

Loss
Jun 28, 2023
#9689
Adam DeVineAdam DeVine

Nebraska Football will go undefeated and win the National Championship in 2023

Dude. We're winning it. We're winning it all. National [Championship]. Undefeated. Undefeated. There's, it's not even a possibility that we're gonna lose a game this year.

PredictionCFBScorchingSarcastic
Nebraska finished the 2023 season with a 5-7 record and did not make a bowl game.

Adam also shared some wild stories from his childhood, including getting hit by a cement mixer and how that accident actually helped launch his comedy career by giving him plenty of time to work on his impressions while in the hospital.

Golf Etiquette with the Four Play Crew

Frankie Borrelli and Trent from Four Play stopped by to discuss the state of the golf world and answer some burning etiquette questions. Frankie stayed on his brand of being a professional hater, explaining why the sport actually needs more villains.

Void
Jun 28, 2023·Talking Golf
#9690
FrankieFrankie

Golf is better when fans have specific players to root against like Brooks Koepka

Biggest pet peeves about golf is that no matter who wins, we all say yay at the end of it... You rally around one guy, right? And that's what you also need to be able to rally against one guy... Frankie has been going against Brooks for a few years now.

Subjective opinion on sports entertainment.

The crew discussed the health of Tiger Woods and whether the GOAT has one last run in him. While Big Cat is skeptical about the ankle, Frankie is keeping the faith for one more trophy ceremony.

Open
Jun 28, 2023·Talking Golf
#9691
FrankieFrankie

Tiger Woods will win another major championship

I'm standing behind my guy. Tiger Woods wins another major. For sure.

Tiger Woods has not won a major since the 2019 Masters and has struggled with health.

They wrapped things up with some essential etiquette tips, including the proper way to handle an "energy vampire" who ruins the vibes of your foursome by taking their 95-stroke round too seriously.

Just remember, if you're going to hit into the group in front of you, make sure you're ready to throw hands in the middle of the fairway.

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More Takes

Loss
Jun 28, 2023
#21577
Big CatBig Cat

Deshaun Watson will have a better season than Aaron Rodgers in 2023

I don't think [so], I think Aaron Rodgers is gonna have a better season than Lamar... I'm just stating an unbiased fact that I think he's going to have a fuck you tour type of season.

Rodgers tore his Achilles in Week 1; Watson played 6 games. Both had lost seasons, but Rodgers literally had no stats, making this technically incorrect.
Win
Jun 28, 2023
#9683
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

CJ Stroud will be the best rookie quarterback in his class

I think CJ Stroud is gonna be the best rookie quarterback.

CJ Stroud won NFL Offensive Rookie of the Year and had one of the best rookie QB seasons in history.
Loss
Jun 28, 2023
#9684
HankHank

Mac Jones will lead the Patriots to the playoffs under Bill O'Brien

Mac Jones is is my guy. And Bill O'Brien is his guy... Reunited with Bill O'Brien, you fully believe in it. Yes... Playoffs.

The Patriots finished 4-13 and Mac Jones was eventually benched and traded.

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