Patrick Mahomes is undisputed 'Him' with no flaws in his game

Patrick Mahomes is him... He is the best quarterback in the league. I'm here to tell you, there are no holes in Patrick Mahomes. He is him. He is an exceptional, accessible quarterback. No, it doesn't hurt my feelings all the time thinking about him in a Bears uniform. He's just that good.

Aaron Rodgers will have an MVP-caliber fuck-you tour with the Jets

I think [Rodgers] is gonna have an incredible, incredible season. No, he's going to play with a chip on his shoulder. I've seen him. I know this guy better than anyone else. He is going to be awesome this year... I think he will be top three MVP voting.

Aaron Rodgers is washed and the Jets will finish under .500

No. Disagree, washed... I think they're not gonna be above 500. He's washed... I think he wants to have a fuck you tour, but I don't think it's gonna happen.

The Patriots will three-peat by beating the Rams

Super Bowl threepeat: Patriots versus Rams. Patriots win again. ... By week 12, week 13, much to the chagrin of the world and especially this podcast, the Patriots will ... once again be a powerhouse.

Drake May will win MVP

I have Drake May as MVP.

The DMV is the worst line to wait in

DMV. Great pick. That's gotta be one one. Gotta be because it goes out of order too. Yeah. That bullshit. It is. Pick number sucks.