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Brent Musburger And Draymond Green/Reggie Miller (Sort of, not really)
he guys are still in Vegas nursing the effects of 3 days in Sin City and ready to breakdown the Mayweather/McGregor fight and weekend ( - ). Who's Back Of The Week ( - ). Mt Rushmore of hungover foods ( - ). Brent Musburger joins the show to talk Mayweather/McGregor, College Football Gambling, and how he's going to survive his first fall not calling CFB ( - ). Segments include Fun Police for Brett Gardner, Respect The Biz for a reporter forced to park 200 yards from the Ravens stadium. An earnest thoughts and prayers to the people of Texas and Houston after this weekend of flooding (Please Donate if you can, text HARVEY to 90999 to make a 10 dollar Red Cross donation, or donate what you can here https://www.youcaring.com/victimsofhurricaneharvey-915053). The debut of "Drunk Reporters" with Draymond Green and Reggie Miller and a Spinzone for Brock Osweiler who shockingly was not named Cleveland Browns starter. Bonus?
Recap
Big CatFloyd Mayweather was in complete control for every second of the Conor McGregor fight
In terms of actually looking back and thinking about it, there was not one second that [Mayweather] wasn't in complete control. Like Connor threw some big punches, but Floyd knew exactly what he was doing the whole time. He's like, I'll play defense for a few rounds, and then he's going to get gassed, which he did, and he knocked him out.
Who Is Back
Big CatBlake Bortles is the Jaguars' QB1 for the 2017 season
Blake Bortles is back... he is QB1 for the season. All you haters out there. Blake Bortles, QB1, Jacksonville Jaguars. Write it down.
Mount Rushmore
Big CatA solo hungover Chinese food order must be at least $75
If you order Chinese food by yourself, by the way, when you're hungover and you are under $75, you're doing it wrong. Because what you need to do when you're hungover and you're ordering Chinese food is you order every single thing that you might just want a little taste of.
PFT CommenterIce cream is the most efficient way to cool your core down during a hangover
I'm going to go with just ice cream because it's so easy. You don't have to worry about chewing it... it cools your core down when you get that hangover where you're dehydrated and you have that lava core. You're sitting on your couch sweating, but if you have the ice cream, it cools you down more efficiently than anything else could.
Interview
Brent MusburgerAvoid betting on big favorites early in the college football and NFL seasons
Stay away from the big favorites. Either take the points or don't bet the game... Don't buy all the hype about the big favorites all the time.
Brent MusburgerFlorida State is a good bet to cover the spread against Alabama in Week 1
Alabama is going to go about a seven on Florida State. The Noles, pretty good. Pretty good football team. Quarterback coming back. You might want to take a flyer with the points on something like that.
Brent MusburgerI will not vote for Sam Darnold for the Heisman if USC changes the name of their horse Traveler
I will not vote for [Sam] Darnold if they change the name of that horse... I got to vote. If they mess around with my horse, I'm off him. I won't vote.
Brent MusburgerThe Cleveland Browns are a great betting value early in the 2017 season
The Cleveland Browns [is my favorite NFL bet]. No, you know why? They're going to get a lot of points. They're an awful team. I'm going to get double-digit points. No one's going to be betting on them. So I'm going to take them.
Spin Case
PFT CommenterBrock Osweiler being benched is a win because it keeps him off the Browns jersey of failure
His name is not going to be on that Browns jersey that has the list of every single quarterback that they've had for the last 20 years. Because once your name goes up there, it's up there forever... And Osweiler would be like the perfect punchline on that thing.