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Christian Horner, Max Verstappen, & Randy Moss on F1 Miami and the Kentucky Derby
We’re officially in Miami for F1 weekend, and the energy is high despite Big Cat realize he’s essentially wearing a pillow of spanks under his shirt. The Warriors have officially clawed back into their series with the Lakers, proving that when Klay Thompson is the "perfect amount of high," the rest of the league is in trouble.
PFT CommenterThe Warriors are nearly unbeatable when Klay Thompson scores 30 or more points
Klay Thompson, when he scores 30 or more points... 64 and 10. Pretty good. When he has, when he's the perfect amount of high for a game, when he takes his edible and times it out perfectly before the game and he goes off, the Warriors win those games.
While the Warriors look scary when they’re clicking, Big Cat isn't ready to count out LeBron and AD just yet. This feels like a heavyweight fight that's only just beginning.
Big CatThe Lakers-Warriors series is going to seven games
It feels like this is gonna be a seven game series. I'm very, very excited... I like, I can't decide who's going to win this series because I do still...
Max’s Philly Meltdown
The Sixers got absolutely dog-walked by the Celtics in Game 2, and Max is handling it about as well as you’d expect—which is to say, he’s perspiring anger out of his hands. Big Cat and PFT are convinced Game 3 is a must-win, while Max is clinging to the idea that it was just a "rehab start" for Joel Embiid. He's guaranteeing a massive bounce back for the MVP.
MaxJoel Embiid will score at least 35 points in Game 3 against the Celtics
He's gonna look so much better tonight... He's gonna drop at least 35 [points].
Max is adamant that the Game 2 blowout was a total fluke and won't be repeated.
MaxThe Sixers will never play as poorly as they did in Game 2 again in these playoffs
That game [Game 2] will not happen again... we will not see the Sixers look like that again in this playoffs.
Hank, on the other hand, is riding a massive high. He’s already planning the parade routes in Boston, convinced that Marcus Smart is a sniper and the Sixers have already quit.
HankThe Celtics will gentlemen's sweep the Sixers
Must win. Five games, gentlemen's sweep starts tonight.
Red Bull Racing in the Building
Red Bull Team Principal Christian Horner joined us in person to talk about the dominance of the RB19 and his legendary "lucky toilet" routine. It’s a luxury problem to have two drivers fighting for a championship, but Horner is managing the egos by alternating everything from who drives out of the garage first to who speaks first in debriefs. He’s also looking forward to the massive spectacle coming to the States later this year.
Christian HornerThe F1 Las Vegas Grand Prix will be the biggest sporting event in the world in 2023
I think it's gonna be the biggest sporting event globally this year. I really do. I think that the interest and the hype around that race, I mean, a Saturday night race down the strip in Vegas, who doesn't wanna be there?
We also sat down with Max Verstappen and Sergio "Checo" Perez for some much-needed team building. We put them through the ringer with eye-contact exercises and questions about their favorite qualities in one another. Max appreciated Checo being a family man, and Checo revealed that Max is actually a "good loser"—a claim Big Cat and PFT found very hard to believe given Max’s history.
Randy Moss Kentucky Derby Preview
It wouldn’t be Derby week without our good friend Randy Moss. Randy is keeping a very close eye on the Japanese horses this year, noting that they are currently kicking ass worldwide. He’s officially planting his flag with a Japanese runner to take the roses.
Randy MossDerma Sotogake will win the Kentucky Derby
There are two Japanese horses in the Derby this year. One of them is my pick to win the Derby... His name is Derma Sotogake.
For the degenerates looking to spice up their tickets, Randy suggests looking at a horse that can close the distance in the final stretch.
Randy MossAdd Disarm to your Kentucky Derby trifecta because he is a great finisher
If you're looking for a big long shot to throw into the try other than Hit Show, I would say a horse called Disarm who's gonna be a stretcher runner who's doing really well.
We also touched on the legendary Flightline and where he ranks among the all-time greats. Randy didn't hold back, putting him above one of the most beloved Triple Crown winners in recent memory.
Randy MossFlightline was a better horse than American Pharoah
Secretariat was the best... The four best horses that I've seen... were Secretariat, Flightline, Spectacular Bid, and American Pharoah... I would put 'em in that order. And I know some people think it's heresy to say that Flightline was better than American Pharoah... but I just think that Flightline was better.
Fyre Fest of the Week
Fyre Fest was headlined by Hank getting absolutely roasted in the YouTube comments for his golf swing. Despite golfing more than almost any other animal on Earth, the internet remains unimpressed. Hank has decided to lean into the villain arc, promising to reach elite status in record time.
HankI will become a scratch golfer by the end of the week
I'm gonna become a scratch golfer by the end of the week.
Memes also shared a harrowing tale of almost shitting himself on a plane, resulting in the tragic loss of a pair of Captain America underwear.
Bet the Japanese horses and don't forget to wear your lucky spanks.
