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Jim Harbaugh, Blake Griffin & Sam Dekker

Monday, September 11, 201713 takes

NFL Week 1 and the Fastest 2 minutes in Football is back ( - ). Story lines from the first Sunday of the fall ( - ). Whos Back of the week and Football Guy of the week ( - ). Coach Jim Harbaugh joins the show to talk about his new podcast, setting his roster on the last day and how much he missed football before the season started ( - ). Blake Griffin and Sam Dekker join the show to refute the hot seat from last week in the first ever hot seat appeals court ( - ). Segments include Stay Classy for Brian Kelly, Talking Tennis, Is Gronk learning too much about hurricanes, Bad sports town for LA, JJ Watt hurt or injured, and Sabermetrics for Big Ben owning Cleveland.

Jim Harbaugh on Podcasting, Plus Blake Griffin and Sam Dekker

Football is officially back, and the energy in the studio was electric as Big Cat and PFT Commenter broke down the first Sunday of the NFL season. The show kicked off with the return of the Fastest 2 Minutes, featuring everything from "Frat Stafford" shutting down the Cardinals to the Jaguars' defensive line ending the Tom Savage era in a single half. While the guys were thrilled to have the Red Zone channel back in their lives, Big Cat had a quick reminder for anyone getting too confident in their picks.

Win
Sep 11, 2017
#16689
Big CatBig Cat

Gambling on the NFL is the hardest thing in the entire world

And two, gambling on the NFL is the hardest thing in the entire world, and no one should ever do it because it's god-awful.

NFL betting is widely considered one of the most efficient and difficult markets to beat long-term.

They also took a look at the landscape of the league after just one week, specifically noting how the hierarchy has shifted in certain NFL families. With JJ Watt dealing with a gruesome finger injury, PFT thinks there is a new king in the family.

Win
Sep 11, 2017
#27839
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

TJ Watt is currently the man carrying the torch for the Watt family

I think we need to do a torch update just on the Watt family. Who is carrying the torch? Whose man is carrying the torch in the Watt family right now? Because I think it's TJ.

TJ Watt did go on to have a Hall of Fame caliber career, often outshining JJ's later injury-plagued years, making this quite prescient.

Jim Harbaugh: The Pod-Father

Michigan head coach Jim Harbaugh joined the show to discuss his team's big win over Florida and his own foray into the world of podcasting with "Attack Each Day." Harbaugh officially dubbed Big Cat and PFT the "Pod-Fathers" and shared his unique philosophy on why training camp is better than the regular season. For Harbaugh, game days aren't about fun—they are about survival. He likened the experience of coaching a game to sitting in a dentist's chair for three and a half hours for a root canal, only finding joy in the pure six hours of celebration that follow a victory.

Void
Sep 11, 2017
#16694
Jim HarbaughJim Harbaugh

To win a championship you need a great QB, great defense, and a reliable kicker

I've always thought this. When it comes to winning a championship, you need a great quarterback, a good defense, and a field goal kicker that can make field goals. Or a good quarterback, a great defense, and a field goal kicker that can make field goals.

This is a standard football philosophy that reflects many championship rosters.

Before letting him go, Big Cat tried to find common ground with the Michigan coach. While Big Cat might not be ready to wear maize and blue, they found a shared adversary.

Void
Sep 11, 2017
#16695
Big CatBig Cat

I hate Ohio State

The enemy of my enemy is my friend, right? ... I hate Ohio State.

This is a subjective personal sentiment.

Hot Seat Appeals Court

In a PMT first, Blake Griffin and Sam Dekker called in from San Diego to refute their spots on the Hot Seat. Sam Dekker had to answer for why Aaron Rodgers was photographed fixing his kitchen sink. Dekker’s defense was that he simply didn't realize the disposal was unplugged, which didn't exactly help his "man card" status.

Blake Griffin then took the stand to defend his decision to wear jeans on the beach. He argued that he was at a restaurant and only stepped into the sand for two minutes, which he believes exonerates him from the fashion crime. Despite being a Clippers star, Blake stayed loyal to his Sooners roots when looking ahead to the college football slate.

Win
Sep 11, 2017
#27841
Blake GriffinBlake Griffin

Oklahoma will beat Ohio State 28-21

I'm going to say 28-21 Oklahoma [over Ohio State]. ... It's going to suck, but I got to be confident, you know. You got to support your squad.

Oklahoma actually won this game 31-16 on September 9, 2017 (the episode aired just after the game happened, but the interview was recorded before).

Who's Back and Football Guy of the Week

The guys wrapped up the weekend recap with a loaded Who's Back. While PFT focused on Wikipedia vandalism, Big Cat went on a passionate tangent about his musical tastes, specifically his newfound appreciation for Kesha's latest album over the other pop titans.

Void
Sep 11, 2017·Who's Back
#16693
Big CatBig Cat

I'm a Kesha guy over Taylor Swift or Katy Perry

And I want to officially go on the record when people say, are you Taylor Swift or Katy Perry guy? I'm a Kesha guy through and through.

This is a personal preference.

For Football Guy of the Week, candidates included Doug Marone—who claims he only dreams about his wife—and Chuck Pagano, who managed to credit the wrong team after a blowout loss. The segment also touched on the tragic reality of being a Browns fan, as a certain division rival continues to treat Cleveland's home turf like his own backyard.

Win
Sep 11, 2017
#16698
Big CatBig Cat

Ben Roethlisberger owns Cleveland's stadium as a quarterback

Ben Roethlisberger is now the winningest quarterback in Cleveland Browns Stadium history, which opened in 1999. more wins than any Browns quarterback. So he's got 11, and that officially passes Derek Anderson, who had 10.

As of September 2017, Ben Roethlisberger did indeed hold more wins (11) at FirstEnergy Stadium than any Browns quarterback.

Week 1 gave us plenty to chew on, but the pressure is already mounting for the teams that stumbled out of the gate.

Push
Sep 11, 2017
#16690
Big CatBig Cat

Week 2 in the NFL is a must-win for 0-1 teams because 95% of playoff teams avoid 0-2

So 95% of playoff teams avoid going 0-2. So if you do the math, that makes week two a must win.

While the stat is generally true (0-2 teams rarely make the playoffs), calling it a literal 'must win' is a standard sports media exaggeration.

Next time someone asks you to fix their sink, just make sure they aren't an NFL MVP first.

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Win
Sep 11, 2017
#16691
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

The Seahawks offensive line is still dog shit

The other big takeaway that I had was that the Seahawks offensive line is still dog shit. ... I don't know where he [Tom Cable] finds the offensive lineman that he has, but they all suck. They always will suck.

The Seahawks finished 2017 with one of the lowest-ranked offensive lines in the league (often ranked in the bottom 3 by PFF).
Void
Sep 11, 2017·Who's Back
#27840
Big CatBig Cat

It wouldn't be the worst thing if Jared Goff or Blake Bortles got injured after a good Week 1

I love Jared Goff and Blake Bortles. I do not want them to get injured, but it wouldn't be the worst thing if they did get injured after a really good week one. ... [Bortles] just injured his way into another $55 million contract.

A hypothetical scenario about financial strategy that didn't happen as described.
Void
Sep 11, 2017·Who's Back
#16692
Big CatBig Cat

Kesha's new album is the greatest album ever created

So I don't know if you guys have listened. Her [Kesha's] album came out last month, but I just caught wind of it. It is probably the greatest album that has ever been created.

The album 'Rainbow' was critically acclaimed but calling it the 'greatest ever' is a subjective hyperbole.
Void
Sep 11, 2017
#16696
Big CatBig Cat

Brian Kelly is an asshole

First of all, Brian Kelly's a shithead. We can all agree on that. ... I think he's an asshole.

This is a subjective character judgment based on postgame audio.
Void
Sep 11, 2017
#16697
Big CatBig Cat

Los Angeles has always been a bad sports town

Bad sports town, you think? It's always been a bad sports town. I don't know what you want to say. It's a bunch of transplants and beautiful people that would rather be outside than watching a shitty Colts versus Rams game.

Subjective, though frequently supported by attendance data and regional interest metrics compared to other markets.

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