PMT DB
Mark Teixeira
The guys are back in studio and it's a Mayweather/McGregor World. The Cubs and White Sox execute a big trade(-). Mt Rushmore of annoying office people with special guest producer All Business Pete(- ). Former New York Yankee Mark Teixeira joins the show to talk about his baseball career, Aaron Judge, A-Rod, and being teammates with Derek Jeter(-). Segments include Emergency Football Guy Of The Week, Bad Visual for Sammy Sosa(-), Hmmm for Lebron wearing purple(-), Talking Tennis and Soccer(-) and Billy Football's Higher Education(-)
Recap
PFT CommenterFloyd Mayweather plays up his illiteracy to have an excuse for tax issues
I have kind of a stay woke actually on Mayweather. I think that Mayweather isn't actually illiterate but he likes to play it up because that way he has an excuse when he doesn't fill his taxes out correctly.
Big CatConor McGregor is winning the press conferences but will lose the fight to Mayweather
If [McGregor] does go and get his ass kicked, which I think a lot of people probably lean that way... this is definitely a situation where he's winning the press conference and will most likely lose the fight.
Big CatPainting your dog is fucked up and the dogs feel embarrassment
I think painting dogs is really fucked up. I think the dogs know. Dogs can feel embarrassment. They can. I'm standing pretty hard on this one.
PFT CommenterI am firmly on Team Paint Your Dogs
I am firmly on team paint your dogs. Dogs don't see color, by the way.
Mount Rushmore
Big CatOwning a dog and having a child are essentially the same thing
Owning a dog and a kid, same thing. Yeah, for example, sometimes my dog, he sleeps in really, really late, and I have to wake him up to take him outside to use the restroom. ... Stella's taken care of all day [by a walker], just like your baby.
PFT Commenter99% of office meetings could be solved with a text thread
I would say that 99% of meetings in general could just be solved with a text thread.
Interview
Mark TeixeiraThe MLB baseballs are wound tighter this season causing more home runs
I think the balls are wound a little tighter this year, no doubt. I think pitchers are throwing harder and guys are stronger, so therefore the ball's just going to go further.
Mark TeixeiraAaron Judge is the face of baseball right now
With Mike Trout being hurt, Mike Trout being on the West Coast, the New York market is just crazy about baseball. ... it's hard to say [Judge] is not the face of baseball right now.
Mark TeixeiraAaron Judge will eventually move to first base to save his career
Eventually he'll probably want to because you know your knees and your feet will get worn down over a long season... eventually he'll want to move to first base because it will save his career a little bit.
Mark TeixeiraSwitch hitters have to re-learn how to hit every single spring training
I was two completely different hitters. I don't exaggerate when I say this... Every year in spring training, I had to learn how to hit again. I literally would come to spring training, the first few games, I would look like I never played baseball.
Mark TeixeiraWearing a dry-fit jockstrap while golfing will change your life
I'm going to give you three things that will change your life. Number one, jockstrap while golfing. ... Number two, Gold Bond powder. ... Number three, baby wipes. If you do those three things, I guarantee your life will be better. Calvin Klein makes these dry-fit jock straps that are like silk. It's like sleeping naked in silk sheets.