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Mark Titus, The Celtics Are Back, Succession Series Finale Preview + Fyre Fest of The Week

Friday, May 26, 202312 takes

The Celtics are all the way back and Hank triggers Big Cat and PFT with his happiness. Jake was rooting for Hank to be able to golf and then they get even more triggered. The series goes back to Miami and it feels like the Celtics are 50/50 to pull off the impossible (-). We talk hockey and how the Hurricanes were the first team ever to not be swept after losing 4-0 (-). Michael Block mania has cratered (-). Mark Titus joins us in studio to talk NBA playoffs, who has the dawg in them and the move to Chicago (-). SPOILERS We do a succession series finale preview and talk about what we think will happen on Sunday night SPOILERS (-). We then finish with Fyre Fest of the week (-).

Recap

Win
Take Slip·May 26, 2023
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PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

My bet on the Heat to win the series while up 3-0 was a 'sharp' bet despite the Celtics winning two games

It was a plus expected value on the bet, by the way... I was getting 10% return on investment. It should have been about 5% given the history of the NBA and three-nothing leads. So it was a sharp bet. I don't regret anything. I'm a process guy, not a results guy.

While mathematically sound that 3-0 leads almost always hold, the bet lost value immediately. The Heat did eventually win the series in Game 7.
Loss
Take Slip·May 26, 2023
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HankHank

If the Celtics win Game 6 in Miami, Game 7 at home is a guaranteed win

Game six is definitely a tossup. But if you win Game six, game seven at home is ours.

The Celtics won Game 6 in dramatic fashion but then famously lost Game 7 at home to the Heat.
Void
Take Slip·May 26, 2023
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PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Joe Mazzulla visiting a hospital before Game 5 is 'Gary V adjacent' and psycho behavior

He said watching a girl dying and smiling and enjoying her life, that's what it's really all about. So he gained some perspective. It's kind of some psycho shit, but I guess it's nice... it is Gary V adjacent what he's doing. He's just reminding, he's trying to force himself to work harder by looking at people who are dying.

Win
Take Slip·May 26, 2023
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Big CatBig Cat

Rob Brind'Amour's post-sweep comments were 'the biggest loser talk' ever

The hurricanes got swept and Rob Brind'Amour afterwards said... 'we didn't lose four games, we got beat, but we were right there.' ... That's quite a quote. ... To come out afterwards and say the history books will show we got swept, but that's not what happened. ... On the surface that's the definition of Loser Talk.

The Hurricanes did literally lose four games and were swept.
Win
Take Slip·May 26, 2023
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Big CatBig Cat

Michael Block is losing fans by saying he'd be one of the best in the world if he had Rory McIlroy's distance

He also had a clip where he said if he had Rory McIlroy's distance... he would be one of the best players in the world. ... He then came out and he is 120th out of 120 participants. ... That clip... what are we talking about here? ... Rory McIlroy, you know why Rory McIlroy has that is because he's a freak athlete and he's worked insanely hard.

Block finished dead last in the tournament immediately following his breakout PGA Championship performance.

Interview

Win
Take Slip·May 26, 2023
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Mark TitusMark Titus

The Celtics will absolutely not beat the Miami Heat in this series

I am so confident that the Celtics will not beat the heat in this series. It is actually kind of freaking me out how confident I am. ... This team is lifeless. This team hates each other... and they win one game and now we have a series. ... I think the pressure's still on the Celtics.

Despite the Celtics forcing a Game 7, the Heat won the series.
Win
Take Slip·May 26, 2023
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PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

I bet $1,000 that LeBron James will definitely not retire this off-season

LeBron James does not retire. I bet $1,000 that LeBron James does not retire. Zero percent chance. Zero.

LeBron James did not retire and played the 2023-24 season.
Void
Take Slip·May 26, 2023
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Mark TitusMark Titus

Joel Embiid is a 'loser' who lacks 'that dog in him'

Joel Embiid? ... Kind of a loser. ... To answer your question [Big Cat] Yes. That you, there's definitively guys who do have the dog in them and don't. ... It is pretty wild to think about [how many Kentucky players score 40 in the NBA and Calipari only won one title].

Win
Take Slip·May 26, 2023
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Mark TitusMark Titus

Bronny James should and likely will come off the bench at USC

I don't think he's gonna start. ... They have the number one recruit in the country [Isaiah Collier] gonna start over him. ... If he's trying to win games, Bronny should come off the bench. And that's not because Bronny's bad, it's because I think that's the best role for everyone on the team.

Bronny James did indeed come off the bench for most of his freshman season at USC.
Win
Take Slip·May 26, 2023
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Big CatBig Cat

The new Chicago office will be open and working by Week 1 of the NFL season

I confidently think we will be in there working, still have to finish some things by week one of the NFL. ... I'll fucking grab a shovel. I don't give a fuck. We need this office.

The Chicago office did open and they were recording there by the start of the 2023 NFL season.

Succession Preview

Loss
Take Slip·May 26, 2023·Succession Preview
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Big CatBig Cat

Succession will end with Kendall Roy taking over but having no one left in his life

I think it is going to be Kendall... he's finally morphed into his father where he berated Roman. He is at odds with Shiv. ... He has no one left. And I think that that is how they're gonna end the show. Where with no one left, he becomes the king. But at what cost? Literally his entire life.

Kendall did not become the 'king'; Tom Wambsgans became CEO, and Kendall was left with nothing—no power and no family.

Fyre Fest

Loss
Take Slip·May 26, 2023·Fyre Fest
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Billy FootballBilly Football

The Russians are radicalizing orcas to attack ships in NATO waters

So the Russians have been training beluga whales to be spies in NATO waters and with all these recent orca attacks are the Russians, radicalizing orcas? ... The orcas haven't been acting like that before.

There is no evidence that orca attacks on boats are orchestrated by the Russian military.