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Nascar Champ Kyle Busch, Shorts Guy Chris Matthew + NFL Week 12 Picks And Preview

Friday, November 22, 201913 takes

Thursday Night Football Color Rush is back. (-) We preview Week 12 in the NFL with picks and Big Cat's Cant Lose Parlay. (-) Fantasy Fuccbois. (-) Nascar Champ Kyle Busch joins the show to talk about winning the Cup, why he's not liked on the circuit, his fantasy team, and we call Joey Slowgano to try and bury the hatchet (it didn't work). (-) Winnipeg Blue Bombers shorts guy joins the show to talk about the Grey Cup and how he's been wearing shorts in Canada for 18 straight years on a stupid drunk bet. (-) Segments include Fyre Fest of the week,(-) michael wilbon name drop, (-) we read a headline, (-) and FAQ's (-)

Kyle Busch and Winnipeg Shorts Guy on NFL Week 12 and Grey Cup Stakes

The Week 12 preview is here and the energy is high as the NFL enters the home stretch. Big Cat and PFT opened the show by reacting to the Thursday Night Football matchup between the Texans and Colts, specifically the electric connection between Deshaun Watson and DeAndre Hopkins. The conversation quickly shifted to the chaos surrounding the Miles Garrett and Mason Rudolph incident, with the guys offering a unique perspective on the league's disciplinary decisions.

Win
Nov 22, 2019
#15717
Big CatBig Cat

The NFL is actually punishing the Steelers by not suspending Mason Rudolph

I actually think that the punishment for the Steelers is not punishing Mason... the league punished the Steelers by not suspending Mason Rudolph. Exactly. Yes. Duck [Hodges] [is] okay.

Mason Rudolph was benched for Duck Hodges in the middle of the very next game (Week 12 against the Bengals) after playing poorly, confirming the sentiment.

With a massive weekend of games on deck, Big Cat is feeling more confident than ever about his primary picks. He's narrowed down a three-team parlay that he insists is a lock, mostly because he refuses to believe the favorites can possibly stumble in these specific spots.

Win
Nov 22, 2019·Picks
#15718
Big CatBig Cat

The Saints, Steelers, and Patriots all winning is a can't-lose parlay

There's no chance the Saints lose at home to the Panthers... The Steelers are not going to lose to the Bengals because Mason Rudolph has never lost a game after he's been accused of saying something racist... and the Patriots will beat the Cowboys because all you got to know about the Patriots Cowboys game is Jason Garrett verse Bill Belichick.

The Saints beat the Panthers 34-31, the Steelers beat the Bengals 16-10, and the Patriots beat the Cowboys 13-9. The parlay actually hit.

As the picks continued, PFT looked at the marquee matchup between the Cowboys and Patriots. While most are debating the coaching mismatch between Bill Belichick and Jason Garrett, PFT is looking strictly at the broadcast booth for his gambling edge.

Loss
Nov 22, 2019·Picks
#15719
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Always bet the over when Joe Buck is calling the game

I'll tie this right into our picks for the weekend. It makes me have to take the over in the Cowboys Patriots game... Joe Buck is I'm pretty sure is going to be announcing it... you always bet the over when Buck's calling.

The Patriots beat the Cowboys 13-9, a total of 22 points, which was well under the closing total of 44.5.

Not everyone was following the chalk, however. PFT is eyeing a massive upset in Cleveland, while Hank went all-in on a certain AFC East team that he believes is ready to smoke the Broncos at home.

Loss
Nov 22, 2019·Picks
#20937
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

The Dolphins moneyline against the Browns is the underdog pick of the week

My favorite is... this is going to be my lock... I'm going back on the train [with the] Dolphins as the underdog take them on the money line as well.

The Browns beat the Dolphins 41-24.
Win
Nov 22, 2019·Picks
#15720
HankHank

The Bills -4 against the Broncos is a thermite accelerant flaming lock of the week

This one's going to be my thermite accelerant flaming lock of the week. So this is a big fucking fire. It's the Buffalo fucking bills -4 at home against the Broncos.

The Bills defeated the Broncos 20-3, easily covering the 4-point spread.

Big Cat also used the preview to air his grievances with the Green Bay Packers. Despite their record, he remains steadfast in his belief that the team is built on a foundation of lies and soft defense, setting himself up for his usual cycle of Midwestern sports grief.

Win
Nov 22, 2019·Picks
#15721
Big CatBig Cat

The Packers are frauds and their defense is a fraud

I convinced myself the Packers are frauds every single week until they win the Super Bowl and then I cry in a puddle... I think their defense is a fraud.

The 49ers dominated the Packers 37-8 that weekend, supporting the 'fraud' narrative for that specific game.
Win
Nov 22, 2019·Picks
#15722
Big CatBig Cat

The Seahawks +1 against the Eagles is the walkiest line of the year

I'll take the Seahawks plus 1. Russell Wilson is an underdog 23:7 and one against the spread in his career. It's this is the walkie east line of the year.

The Seahawks beat the Eagles 17-9.

Two-time NASCAR Cup Series champion Kyle Busch joined the show in-studio to celebrate his recent title and settle some scores. The interview touched on why he’s one of the most polarizing figures in the sport and his genuine love for fantasy football. The highlight of the segment was an impromptu phone call to his rival, Joey "Slowgano" Logano, to attempt to bury the hatchet. It went about as well as you’d expect, ending with Logano keeping Big Cat blocked on Twitter. Despite the friction on the track, Busch is looking at a very long future in the driver's seat.

Open
Nov 22, 2019
#20939
KB
Kyle Busch

I have at least 10 years of racing left in my career

[I have] probably 10 [years left]. I'm 34... I would like to think I got a few more years left in me and definitely a few more Championships.

The take is still pending as he is still active in NASCAR as of 2024.
Open
Nov 22, 2019
#20940
KB
Kyle Busch

I will win at least four more NASCAR championships

[I'll win] four more. That would be sweet. Yeah four more would be getting six times [total].

As of 2024, Busch still has 2 championships (2015, 2019). He hasn't won another since this take.

Closing out the guest list was one of the most incredible stories in sports fandom: Chris Matthew, the Winnipeg Blue Bombers fan who hasn't worn pants since 2001. After 18 years of wearing shorts through brutal Canadian winters on a bet that his team would win the Grey Cup, Chris is finally on the verge of putting on trousers as the Blue Bombers head into the finals.

Push
Nov 22, 2019
#20941
CM
Chris Matthew

The Winnipeg Blue Bombers will win the Grey Cup by four points

I'm going to say that the bombers are going to win by Four Points.

The Blue Bombers won 33-12 (a 21-point margin), ending his 18-year shorts streak, though he was wrong on the margin.

The show wrapped up with a look at Ben Simmons finally hitting a three-pointer and a very painful Fyre Fest of the Week from Big Cat involving a mysterious side ailment and some four-legged stretching. If the Blue Bombers win this weekend, let's just hope Chris Matthew's legs remember how to exist inside denim.

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Loss
Nov 22, 2019·Picks
#15724
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

The Jets +3 against the Raiders is the start of a run to the playoffs

My Underdog is the Jets... Jets plus 3 the run the table. Yeah, they're good. We're in the middle the early stages the table runner. Yes, but I think that they could handle the business at home.

The Jets beat the Raiders 34-3, but they did not 'run the table.' They lost to the winless Bengals the following week and finished the season 7-9, missing the playoffs.
Loss
Nov 22, 2019·Picks
#20938
Big CatBig Cat

The Bears and Giants will go over 40.5 points

I'm going to take the Bears and Giants over 40 and a half and I'll tell you why... Daniel Jones going to be good for at least six pick sixes in this game.

The Bears won 19-14, totaling 33 points, which is under 40.5.
Void
Nov 22, 2019
#15723
Big CatBig Cat

Ben Simmons made his first career three-pointer too early

I actually think that he did it too early... Because it was such a big moment. He should have waited till like year 10 looks like your virginity you get it out of the way. Yeah over quickly than you do it a million more times.

This is an inherently subjective comedic take about the timing of a career milestone.

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