NBA Draft With Ryen Russillo, Mt Rushmore Of Hosses + Listener FAQ’s
We’ve reached summer and the dead part of the sports calendar. We play a new game called react to the top 8 headlines on ESPN (-). Hot Seat/Cool Throne including the Titanic Sub, Jello Shots in Omaha and Zion Williamson maybe catching a win (-). Mt Rushmore of Hosses (-). Ryen Russillo joins the show to talk NBA Draft, player comps, who needs more dawgs and worst takes ever (-). We finish with listener FAQ’s and a special question from Will Levis (-).
Recap
PFT CommenterI would not play for the Wizards for $5 million a year
Honestly, would you play for the Wizards if it was 5 million a year? ... I would not. In five years' time, I would love to play for the Wizards, but right now I'm declining. I would rather take the buyout.
Big CatPardon My Take will likely end in 5 to 7 years
I would like to do this show for as long as we are still good at it. I could envision in my perfect brain five to seven years from now, we're like, 'Hey, we're really good, but you know, maybe we're fading a little.' And then we walk out on top. ... Once we get to like mid forties... it'll be like a reassessment.
Hot Seat Cool Throne
HankWes Anderson is a boring filmmaker
My Hot Seat is Wes Anderson, the filmmaker. ... I think he's boring. Does anybody else think he's boring? ... They're all kind of one movie. ... It's very filmmaker move to come out and be like, he refuses, he's disgusted at the thought of people even trying to do what he does.
Big CatThe passengers on the missing Titanic submarine are likely already dead
They're dead. This is one of those situations that it's captivated the internet because they keep being like, they have 50 hours of oxygen... they died. It's probably better that they died almost instantly. I would imagine they did. You don't, something bad happened and the sub broke and they died.
Big CatJordan Love made a massive mistake by making a Father's Day video for Bears fans
My Hot Seat is Packers fans trying to get me to somehow admit that I was wrong about the Jordan Love video. ... Aaron Rodgers never would've done that. You gotta say no. ... As much as I hate Aaron Rodgers, he tortured me, he's fucking owned me... he respected the rivalry. He never gave an inch. Jordan Love you gave an inch. I'm gonna take that inch.
Mount Rushmore
PFT CommenterTo be a true 'Hoss,' you should be clinically obese by BMI standards
I would say that yes. To be a Hoss you should be overweight. ... You should be clinically obese by BMI. ... Your BMI should be outta whack. ... Hosses are more laid back. They lumber.
Interview
Ryen RussilloOnly Jokic, Luka, and Giannis are untradeable for the Wembanyama pick
Jokic, you'd hang up. Luka, you'd hang up. Giannis, you'd hang up. Embiid, you'd trade him. Tatum probably [trade him]. Booker... the list is probably like three guys. ... Normally I'd go, well wait, I don't wanna trade a guy who I know has already done it for somebody that I've never seen actually do it. But that's how special Victor is.
Ryen RussilloWembanyama is not as good a prospect as LeBron was because of injury risk
Anybody who says [Wembanyama] is the best, like he's better than LeBron as a prospect, I would completely disagree just because LeBron body-wise was NBA ready. ... He's going to get hurt. It would be shocking if he doesn't have somebody roll into his legs at some point. ... I just don't think the human body is supposed to move like a created player in an NBA video game.
Ryen RussilloScoot Henderson is the 'dog' version of Chris Paul
I know you guys are gonna love my Scoot Chris Paul comp. Because, you know, we're talking about all first team all dog guys. ... Scoot was like one of the few guys that was like, I'm gonna go at [Wembanyama]. Like he had that mentality and it worked a few times.
Ryen RussilloCam Whitmore is the #1 'dog' in the draft class
Cam Whitmore is definitely on that list. Maybe number one overall the Villanova freshman. Watching him play is like every time he gets the ball he is going left and he beats everybody every single time. ... He went hit him so strong. ... This guy's at level 11 energy this early into the game.
Ryen RussilloBrandon Miller's involvement in the Alabama shooting won't affect his draft stock
I think there's concern up until they watch the tape, you know, to be realistic about it. ... I just haven't heard anybody say because not that many teams are even in the mix. ... I think we all know with sports... it felt like it kind of went away a little bit too. ... His shot making at that size and what you think you'd be able to do defensively... he's exactly what you want in today's NBA.
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