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NFL Conference Championship Sunday, Fastest 2 Minutes, Eagles Whomp The Commanders, The Chiefs are Inevitable + Who's Back of the Week

Monday, January 27, 202522 takes

NFL Conference Championship Sunday. We start with Fastest 2 Minutes (-). Commanders 23, Eagles 55 (-) Bills 29, Chiefs 32 (-) We finish with an NFL coaching update (-) and Who's Back of The Week (-).

Conference Championship Recap: Eagles Crush Commanders, Chiefs Outlast Bills

Championship Sunday left half the room in tears and the other half planning trips to New Orleans. Max is officially heading to the Super Bowl after his Eagles turned the NFC title game into a track meet, while PFT is left staring at the "big picture" through a microscope of pain. It was a day defined by dominant rushing, questionable spots, and the undeniable reality that Patrick Mahomes simply does not lose in January.

The Linc is a House of Horrors

Philadelphia put up 55 points on a Washington defense that looked like it was already thinking about the off-season. Saquon Barkley was the best player on the field by a mile, looking exactly like the superstar the Giants let walk for nothing. Max nearly passed out after a fumble return, but he was revived by the sheer joy of watching Jalen Hurts play a near-perfect game.

Void
Jan 27, 2025
#3930
MaxMax

Saquon Barkley is the best player in the NFL and will change the running back market.

Saquon Barkley is the best player in the NFL and I think that he will, he's gonna change the running back market because it shows that we're going back into a play of game where running the football matters and you can win running.

Whether he changes the market is a long-term trend; calling him the best player in the NFL is a matter of opinion but generally considered incorrect vs QBs.

PFT was quick to defend Jaden Daniels, noting that while the turnovers were backbreakers, the kid still showed flashes of the magic that carried them this far. He even refused to let the box score tell the full story of the afternoon.

Void
Jan 27, 2025
#3928
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

I refuse to count Jayden Daniels' last interception against the Eagles as a real stat.

Jayden played awesome. I thought he played great. We're not counting that last interception. If he throws a pick on this last drive, it doesn't count. I agree with that. It counts for Quinyon Mitchell... but that doesn't go against Jayden's stats in my book.

Subjective fan opinion on how to weight stats.

While the Commanders' season ends in Philly, the Eagles look like a juggernaut heading into the rematch. Big Cat pointed out that despite the constant noise around the coaching staff, the results on the field are impossible to ignore.

Win
Jan 27, 2025
#3929
Big CatBig Cat

Nick Sirianni has proven he is one of the best coaches in the NFL.

Nick Sirianni as a head coach, this is his fourth season. He's the first head coach to win the NFC two out of his first four years in the last 40 years. He's 48 and 20 all time, which is the highest winning percentage of any active head coach... Sirianni has proven that he's one of the best coaches in the NFL.

The stats cited are accurate for the time, and he has reached two Super Bowls in four years.

Vic Fangio deserves his flowers too. The Eagles' defense made life hell for the Commanders' rookie sensation, proving that experience matters when the stakes are highest.

Win
Jan 27, 2025
#20813
Big CatBig Cat

Vic Fangio is an elite defensive coordinator whose game plan perfectly neutralized Jaden Daniels and the Commanders' offense.

Vic Fangio is an incredible defensive coordinator. It was very clear from the jump that their entire game plan was, let's just take away [Jaden Daniels'] first read and make him go through his progressions... Vic Fangio is just, I mean he's a great defensive coordinator and [he was] dialing up blitzes when he had to.

The Eagles defense held the Commanders to 23 points (much of it in garbage time) and forced multiple turnovers, supporting the claim of a strong game plan.

The Chiefs are Inevitable

In the AFC, it was the same old story with a new controversial twist. The Bills and Chiefs traded blows in a classic, but a disputed fourth-down spot for Josh Allen turned the tide. Big Cat was incensed by the officiating, believing Buffalo was robbed of a chance to put the game away late.

Void
Jan 27, 2025
#3933
Big CatBig Cat

The fourth-down spot for Josh Allen in the AFC Championship was a first down and total bullshit.

The spot. I did not agree with the spot. That did suck though because if the Bills got that first down, it felt like they were gonna go down and score and be up nine. I thought the spot sucked. Fourth and one... they do Josh Allen sneak and the far line judge, I believe ruled it pretty much close to a first down. The closer line judge had a completely different interpretation... I thought it was a first down. I thought it was bullshit.

Highly controversial and subjective officiating decision.

However, you can't blame the refs for everything. Sean McDermott and Joe Brady went to the well one too many times with a short-yardage package that the Chiefs had clearly scouted. Running the tush push against Chris Jones when you aren't even pushing the quarterback is a bold strategy that failed spectacularly.

Win
Jan 27, 2025
#3935
Big CatBig Cat

Sean McDermott and Joe Brady committed coaching malpractice by running the tush push repeatedly.

What was really bullshit is the fact that Sean McDermott and Joe Brady decided to keep running the same play that the Chiefs were clearly ready for all game. And that was the tush push that they didn't even do correctly. They don't even push. They just rammed Josh Allen in the line. That was coaching malpractice in my eyes.

The Bills failed to convert on critical short-yardage plays using that specific look.

Now the Bills head into another off-season wondering if they've reached their peak with the current regime. Josh Allen played well enough to win, but the gap between Buffalo and a championship feels like a wall they can't quite climb.

Void
Jan 27, 2025
#20816
Big CatBig Cat

The Buffalo Bills may have reached their absolute ceiling with Sean McDermott and might need a new coach to finally win a Super Bowl.

Is there a chance that they've [the Bills] hit the wall and to get through the wall they need something different? I don't think you fire him, but I just, it it did feel like this game was another winnable Bills game that coaching and defense... like it hurt them.

The Bills have repeatedly failed to advance past the Chiefs in the playoffs, lending credence to the 'hit the wall' theory.

Meanwhile, the Chiefs are heading to their fifth Super Bowl in seven years. For the conspiracy theorists claiming the league is scripting these runs, PFT offered a simple financial solution.

Void
Jan 27, 2025
#3937
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

If you truly believe the NFL is rigged, you should just bet all your money on the Chiefs.

If it's rigged. If you truly believe it's rigged, then why don't you just make a fuck load of money betting on the Chiefs? That's me personally. That's what I would do.

Logic is sound, though the 'rigged' premise is unproven.

Coaching Carousel and Who's Back

Outside of the playoffs, the Cowboys provided the funniest news of the week by hiring Brian Schottenheimer as head coach. Big Cat sees it as a clear sign that Jerry Jones is tired of being challenged in his own building.

Void
Jan 27, 2025·Coaching News
#3944
Big CatBig Cat

Jerry Jones no longer wants an Alpha coach; he wants someone who will just do what he says.

Jerry Jones, the Jerry Jones from the nineties... that guy doesn't exist anymore. He just wants a coach that will just follow whatever he says and guess who's gonna follow whatever he says. The career assistant who is down the hall. He'll never. Thank you for the opportunity, sir. Ever since Bill Parcells, he's not gonna hire someone who is gonna have that Alpha Energy and be like, this is my show.

The hiring of a longtime internal assistant supports this theory.

We also saw Pete Carroll land with the Raiders, setting up a legendary reunion with Jim Harbaugh in the AFC West. These two are basically the Joker and Batman of football coaching, destined to fight forever in the same division.

Win
Jan 27, 2025
#20820
Big CatBig Cat

Jim Harbaugh and Pete Carroll are destined to be career-long rivals who will inevitably follow each other to the same divisions.

Jim Harbaugh and Pete Carroll are destined to just go against each other. I love that. They, no matter what, they will always follow each other. This time it's Pete Carroll following Jim Harbaugh. Obviously we had Stanford and USC... then Pete Carroll to the Seahawks, Jim Harbaugh to the Niners, and now Jim Harbaugh to the Chargers and Pete Carroll to the Raiders. They just, they have to be together.

The timeline of their coaching careers accurately shows them repeatedly competing in the same divisions (Pac-10, NFC West, and now AFC West).

To wrap things up, college basketball is officially back in the rotation. Big Cat is already finding reasons to get mad at the Badgers and Duke, but he's mostly just happy to have a villain like Dan Hurley to root against.

Void
Jan 27, 2025·Who's Back
#3947
Big CatBig Cat

College basketball needs 'asshole' coaches like Dan Hurley to be interesting.

College basketball needs asshole coaches. That's what it was built on... I need a coach K, I need a like as much as I hate Coach K, he has that that like, ah, I hate him. I wanna root against him. Dan Hurley is that if you hate him, that's good for college basketball. So I want him to do whatever he wants to do.

Subjective take on the entertainment value of sports villains.

Max is bringing his lucky boot to New Orleans, and we’re all just living in his world for the next two weeks.

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More Takes

Win
Jan 27, 2025
#3931
Big CatBig Cat

In the history of Super Bowl head coach rematches, the coach who won the first meeting has gone on to win the rematch every single time.

This is the fifth time in Super Bowl history we're gonna have a rematch of coaches in the big game. The losing coach has lost all four of the rematches... each time the winning, the winning coach the first time won the second time as well.

Historical data for Noll vs. Landry, Johnson vs. Levy, Coughlin vs. Belichick, and Reid vs. Shanahan supports this claim perfectly.
Void
Jan 27, 2025
#20814
HankHank

Josh Allen is a true postseason 'winner' who raises his level of play, while Lamar Jackson has consistently underperformed in the playoffs.

Josh Allen is a winner. He has overperformed in the playoffs. Lamar Jackson has underperformed. [Lamar] has underperformed... Josh Allen is a winner.

This is inherently subjective, though Allen's playoff stats are generally superior to Lamar Jackson's.
Win
Jan 27, 2025
#20815
Big CatBig Cat

Former owner Dan Snyder is likely watching the Commanders' success from England and is absolutely miserable about it.

Dan Snyder not only like, is aware of the commanders... he's living in England and he's fucking pissed off and so angry about all of it. I'm glad you're pissed. I hope you watch every second. I hope that your life is just tormented from this point forward.

Based on reporting cited in the show, Snyder is indeed frustrated, though his exact emotional state is impossible to verify definitively.
Push
Jan 27, 2025
#3941
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Travis Kelce will retire and propose to Taylor Swift in the off-season.

I think Travis is gonna retire after this year... The way he talked about that made me think that he's gonna retire. And I think he will propose in the off season.

Travis Kelce and Taylor Swift did get engaged in August 2025. However, Kelce did not retire - he played the full 2025 season with the Chiefs (76 receptions, 851 yards, 2 TDs) and has not yet announced retirement.
Win
Jan 27, 2025
#3939
HankHank

Taylor Swift would never allow Travis Kelce to propose to her on the field after a Super Bowl.

I was just thinking he wouldn't actually, after I said it, I realized Taylor would never allow it to happen. But I was thinking of like confetti. No, I just that that thought of all that scene disgusted me, but I don't think, I think they would do it in a little more classy way.

He didn't propose on the field.
Win
Jan 27, 2025
#20817
Big CatBig Cat

The Super Bowl 59 point spread will never reach three points because the public would immediately bet the underdog.

I think it's never gonna happen. I think people will gobble that up [Chiefs -3]. Yeah, I think they would gobble that up in a second. I think [the line] is never gonna happen.

The line for Super Bowl 59 stayed within the 1-2.5 point range for most of the lead-up.
Void
Jan 27, 2025
#20818
Big CatBig Cat

NFL teams should never allow a first-time head coach to select their own General Manager.

It's also unprecedented for first time head coach to be able to pick their gm. I don't really blame Liam Cohen at all on this... but it's unprecedented for a first-time head coach to be able to pick their gm.

This is a matter of front-office philosophy and can only be judged by the eventual success or failure of the Cohen era in Jacksonville.
Void
Jan 27, 2025
#20819
Big CatBig Cat

Success in the NFL requires prioritizing your own interests because the league is a cutthroat business where 'nice guys' don't last.

I just think it's such a cutthroat business that if you don't look out for yourself, you're kind of like, you can't be a nice guy in the NFL. You know, that's really what it comes out. You can't be a nice guy in the NFL.

The frequent firing of coaches and cutting of players supports the 'cutthroat' description of the league.
Void
Jan 27, 2025·Who's Back
#20821
HankHank

Madison Keys' victory over Aryna Sabalenka proves that America is once again a dominant force in professional tennis.

Ariana Sabalenka, notorious best women's tennis player. Got number one seed... Got smoked by Madison Keys, American 19th seed in the tournament. Major upset. USA Aussie Open Champion America's back.

While Keys won a major match, declaring 'America is back' based on one tournament result is a subjective matter of sports narrative.
Void
Jan 27, 2025·Who's Back
#20822
Big CatBig Cat

Duke is a formidable team, but their dominance is skewed by the fact that the ACC is currently a weak conference.

Duke is a problem, but the ACC fucking sucks. So I'm just gonna tell myself that they're good only because they're killing everyone in the ACC.

Analytic rankings like KenPom often support the idea of the ACC being top-heavy or weaker compared to the SEC or Big 12 in recent years.
Loss
Jan 27, 2025·Who's Back
#20823
Big CatBig Cat

The Wisconsin Badgers are playing well enough to make a deep run in the NCAA tournament.

I have started to believe in the Wisconsin Badgers who are ranked and their offense is actually awesome and they wap threes... I actually believe that they could make a, a run.

Big Cat said he believed the Wisconsin Badgers could make a deep run in the NCAA Tournament. Wisconsin earned a 3-seed but lost to BYU in the second round, failing to reach the Sweet 16. Not a deep run.

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