PMTPMT DB

NFL Conference Championship Sunday, Fastest 2 Minutes, Eagles Whomp The Commanders, The Chiefs are Inevitable + Who's Back of the Week

Monday, January 27, 202511 takes

NFL Conference Championship Sunday. We start with Fastest 2 Minutes (-). Commanders 23, Eagles 55 (-) Bills 29, Chiefs 32 (-) We finish with an NFL coaching update (-) and Who's Back of The Week (-).

Recap

Void
Take Slip·Jan 27, 2025
#PMT-2025-0127-3928
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

I refuse to count Jayden Daniels' last interception against the Eagles as a real stat.

Jayden played awesome. I thought he played great. We're not counting that last interception. If he throws a pick on this last drive, it doesn't count. I agree with that. It counts for Quinyon Mitchell... but that doesn't go against Jayden's stats in my book.

Subjective fan opinion on how to weight stats.
Win
Take Slip·Jan 27, 2025
#PMT-2025-0127-3929
Big CatBig Cat

Nick Sirianni has proven he is one of the best coaches in the NFL.

Nick Sirianni as a head coach, this is his fourth season. He's the first head coach to win the NFC two out of his first four years in the last 40 years. He's 48 and 20 all time, which is the highest winning percentage of any active head coach... Sirianni has proven that he's one of the best coaches in the NFL.

The stats cited are accurate for the time, and he has reached two Super Bowls in four years.
Void
Take Slip·Jan 27, 2025
#PMT-2025-0127-3930
MaxMax

Saquon Barkley is the best player in the NFL and will change the running back market.

Saquon Barkley is the best player in the NFL and I think that he will, he's gonna change the running back market because it shows that we're going back into a play of game where running the football matters and you can win running.

Whether he changes the market is a long-term trend; calling him the best player in the NFL is a matter of opinion but generally considered incorrect vs QBs.
Win
Take Slip·Jan 27, 2025
#PMT-2025-0127-3931
Big CatBig Cat

The winning coach of the first Super Bowl matchup has won every single rematch in NFL history.

This is the fifth time in Super Bowl history we're gonna have a rematch of coaches in the big game. The losing coach has lost all four of the rematches. Chuck Noll over Tom Landry, Jimmy Johnson over Marv Levy, Coughlin over Bill Belichick and Andy Reid over Shanahan. And this will be Andy Reid versus Nick Sirianni 2. So each time the winning coach the first time won the second time as well.

This is historically accurate regarding specific head coaching rematches in the Super Bowl.
Void
Take Slip·Jan 27, 2025
#PMT-2025-0127-3933
Big CatBig Cat

The fourth-down spot for Josh Allen in the AFC Championship was a first down and total bullshit.

The spot. I did not agree with the spot. That did suck though because if the Bills got that first down, it felt like they were gonna go down and score and be up nine. I thought the spot sucked. Fourth and one... they do Josh Allen sneak and the far line judge, I believe ruled it pretty much close to a first down. The closer line judge had a completely different interpretation... I thought it was a first down. I thought it was bullshit.

Highly controversial and subjective officiating decision.
Win
Take Slip·Jan 27, 2025
#PMT-2025-0127-3935
Big CatBig Cat

Sean McDermott and Joe Brady committed coaching malpractice by running the tush push repeatedly.

What was really bullshit is the fact that Sean McDermott and Joe Brady decided to keep running the same play that the Chiefs were clearly ready for all game. And that was the tush push that they didn't even do correctly. They don't even push. They just rammed Josh Allen in the line. That was coaching malpractice in my eyes.

The Bills failed to convert on critical short-yardage plays using that specific look.
Open
Take Slip·Jan 27, 2025
#PMT-2025-0127-3941
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Travis Kelce will retire and propose to Taylor Swift in the off-season.

I think Travis is gonna retire after this year... The way he talked about that made me think that he's gonna retire. And I think he will propose in the off season.

Outcome of the 2025 off-season is pending.
Void
Take Slip·Jan 27, 2025
#PMT-2025-0127-3937
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

If you truly believe the NFL is rigged, you should just bet all your money on the Chiefs.

If it's rigged. If you truly believe it's rigged, then why don't you just make a fuck load of money betting on the Chiefs? That's me personally. That's what I would do.

Logic is sound, though the 'rigged' premise is unproven.
Win
Take Slip·Jan 27, 2025
#PMT-2025-0127-3939
HankHank

Taylor Swift would never allow Travis Kelce to propose to her on the field after a Super Bowl.

I was just thinking he wouldn't actually, after I said it, I realized Taylor would never allow it to happen. But I was thinking of like confetti. No, I just that that thought of all that scene disgusted me, but I don't think, I think they would do it in a little more classy way.

He didn't propose on the field.

Coaching News

Void
Take Slip·Jan 27, 2025·Coaching News
#PMT-2025-0127-3944
Big CatBig Cat

Jerry Jones no longer wants an Alpha coach; he wants someone who will just do what he says.

Jerry Jones, the Jerry Jones from the nineties... that guy doesn't exist anymore. He just wants a coach that will just follow whatever he says and guess who's gonna follow whatever he says. The career assistant who is down the hall. He'll never. Thank you for the opportunity, sir. Ever since Bill Parcells, he's not gonna hire someone who is gonna have that Alpha Energy and be like, this is my show.

The hiring of a longtime internal assistant supports this theory.

Who Is Back

Void
Take Slip·Jan 27, 2025·Who's Back
#PMT-2025-0127-3947
Big CatBig Cat

College basketball needs 'asshole' coaches like Dan Hurley to be interesting.

College basketball needs asshole coaches. That's what it was built on... I need a coach K, I need a like as much as I hate Coach K, he has that that like, ah, I hate him. I wanna root against him. Dan Hurley is that if you hate him, that's good for college basketball. So I want him to do whatever he wants to do.

Subjective take on the entertainment value of sports villains.