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NFL Preview With Pete Prisco And Stu Feiner, Hard Knocks Finale And The Return Of Guys On Chicks

Wednesday, September 7, 202213 takes

Hard Knocks finale happened and Dan Campbell's brain almost stopped. We talk about cut day and rate the season in its totality (-). Little talking tennis (:01-). Hot Seat/Cool Throne including Brian Kelly already under pressure, Mike Tomlin's clerical error and Coach O living his best life (-). Pete Prisco joins the show to break down the 2022 NFL season, talk about what he saw at camp, the teams that will surprise us and the teams that will disappoint(-). Stu Feiner gives us his advanced gambling model for every team total that doesn't make sense to anyone but Stu Feiner plus more 2022 NFL talk (-). We finish with the return of guys on chicks (-).

Recap

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Take Slip·Sep 7, 2022
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PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

I will watch the in-season Hard Knocks in April because I already have in-season football content now

I'll probably watch the in season Hard Knocks in like maybe April after the NCAA tournament. That's when I'll go back and I'll rewatch the football content. But now like I have in season Hard Knocks already, it's called NFL football.

The Cardinals in-season Hard Knocks did air in late 2022. Whether PFT actually waited until April to watch is subjective/unverifiable, but the sentiment about redundancy is a common media take.
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Take Slip·Sep 7, 2022
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Big CatBig Cat

Serena Williams will play in a tennis tournament again despite her 'retirement'

She will play again... I should try to get a bet on the Barstool Sportsbook. Will Serena ever play in a tournament again? Cuz I feel like you win a lot of money.

As of late 2024, Serena Williams has not officially played in another professional tournament, though she has teased it frequently.

Hot Seat Cool Throne

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Take Slip·Sep 7, 2022·Hot Seat/Cool Throne
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Big CatBig Cat

Dabo Swinney would be a serial killer or a Scientology leader if not for football

If it weren't for football, like Dabo Swinney would be a serial killer. Like he's, he's unhinged. He's an unhinged human being. He's not a well-adjusted human being... He probably would take over for David Miscavige and just be the next fucking Scientology guy.

This is a satirical/subjective character assessment that cannot be factually verified.
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Take Slip·Sep 7, 2022·Hot Seat/Cool Throne
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PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Brian Kelly already regrets moving to LSU

You can see the look in his eye. He's already thinking to himself, like I fucked up, I made the wrong decision. I don't know what I'm doing down here.

While Kelly had a rocky start, he won 10 games in each of his first two seasons (2022, 2023). It's subjective whether he 'regrets' it, but the immediate disaster narrative cooled.

Interview

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Take Slip·Sep 7, 2022
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Pete PriscoPete Prisco

The Denver Broncos will be the most disappointing team in the AFC in 2022

The Broncos will be the most disappointing team I'm and, and it's not because of Russell Wilson... I think their offensive line has issues and, and they have a couple other issues on defense.

The 2022 Broncos were an absolute disaster, finishing 5-12 and firing Nathaniel Hackett mid-season. Prisco nailed this despite being wrong about it not being Wilson's fault.
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Take Slip·Sep 7, 2022
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Pete PriscoPete Prisco

The Houston Texans will be better than people expect in 2022

I'll give you a team. That's gonna be a little bit better than everybody thinks. They'll be the Texans... I'm a big Davis Mills guy... I think the Texans are gonna, they're not gonna win 10 games, but they're gonna be better than you think they are.

The Texans finished 3-13-1, which was effectively as bad as everyone expected. Davis Mills did not have a breakout year.
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Take Slip·Sep 7, 2022
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Pete PriscoPete Prisco

The Tampa Bay Buccaneers will disappoint and miss out on winning the NFC South

I think the Bucs are gonna be a little disappointing... I don't think they're gonna win the division... Brady when he has interior pressure... he doesn't move that well. And he really doesn't like it... I think Tampa might be the going in the wrong direction team.

The Bucs finished 8-9. They actually *did* win the division because the rest of the NFC South was worse, but Prisco's prediction of them being disappointing and 'wrong direction' was spot on.
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Take Slip·Sep 7, 2022
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Pete PriscoPete Prisco

The Buffalo Bills will beat the Green Bay Packers in the Super Bowl with Josh Allen as MVP

It's the Buffalo Bills beating the Green Bay Packers and Josh Allen will win the MVP... he'll win the MVP. I like one thing though. Just make sure that 13 seconds doesn't blow your chances this time around.

Neither team made the Super Bowl. Josh Allen did not win MVP (Patrick Mahomes did).
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Take Slip·Sep 7, 2022
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Stu FeinerStu Feiner

The Detroit Lions will finish the season 1-16

I have the Detroit Lions going 1-15... excuse me 1-16... I'm gonna be rooting against him every fucking game for rest of my life because of Tom Kennedy... fuck them where they bring this scumbag back.

The Lions were actually much better than this, finishing 9-8 and nearly making the playoffs.
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Take Slip·Sep 7, 2022
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Stu FeinerStu Feiner

The Kansas City Chiefs will miss the playoffs entirely in 2022

Chiefs 10 and 7 do not make the playoffs. Okay. So fuck the Chiefs. They're the most overrated team ever. They suck.

The Chiefs won the Super Bowl and went 14-3 in the regular season.
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Take Slip·Sep 7, 2022
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Stu FeinerStu Feiner

The LA Rams over 10.5 wins is the biggest bet anyone should ever make

Rams over 10 and a half should be the biggest bet anyone's ever made in their life... over 10 and a half on the Rams is stealing money. Stealing cash. I mean, why even talk about it? It's like stealing fucking money.

The Rams finished 5-12. This was a catastrophic miss.
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Take Slip·Sep 7, 2022
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Big CatBig Cat

The Minnesota Vikings will make it to Championship Sunday

I think the Vikings will be dark horse... I think they're gonna win the NFC North. I think they're gonna make it to championship Sunday... against the Eagles. The Eagles are gonna fucking demolish them.

The Vikings won the NFC North (13-4) but lost in the Wild Card round to the Giants. They did not reach the Championship game.
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Take Slip·Sep 7, 2022
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PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

You are a scumbag if you don't bet the over on the Bills-Rams season opener

You're scumbag if you don't bet this over... I've been saying the over since they announced the game... I'm taking the over no matter what.

The Bills won 31-10. Total was 41. The over/under was 52. The under hit.