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NFL Week 10, Fastest 2 Minutes, Are The Jaguars Frauds? Browns Huge Win, Niners Are Back And More

Monday, November 13, 202314 takes

NFL Week 10 and we start with fastest 2 minutes (-) we then talk about every game from Sunday Colts 10, Patriots 6 (-) Texans 30, Bengals 27 (-) Browns 33, Ravens 31 (-) Niners 34, Jaguars 3 (-) Vikings 27, Saints 19 (-) Steelers 23, Packers 19 (-) Bucs 20, Titans 6 (-) Jets 12, Raiders 16 (-) Lions 41, Chargers 38 (-) Cardinals 25, Falcons 23 (-) Cowboys 49, Giants 17 (-) Seahawks 29, Commanders 26 (-) We finish with who's back of the week. (-).

NFL Week 10: CJ Stroud Is Elite, Mac Jones Is Finished, and the Jags Are Frauds

Week 10 gave us everything from elite quarterback play to the kind of offensive performance in Germany that should probably result in a formal apology to the city of Frankfurt. Big Cat and PFT Commenter kicked things off with the Fastest Two Minutes before getting into the absolute disaster that was Colts-Patriots.

The Mac Jones Era Hits Rock Bottom

If there was any lingering doubt about the situation in New England, this game buried it. Bill Belichick looked like he wanted to vanish into the turf, and Bill O'Brien spent the afternoon treating Mac Jones like a teenager who just crashed the family minivan. The interception Mac threw at the end was so bad it actually felt like art, and getting benched for a Bailey Zappy fake-spike-turned-pick was the poetic ending this era deserved.

Win
Nov 13, 2023
#5016
Big CatBig Cat

Mac Jones is horrifically bad at quarterbacking

Mac Jones is horrifically, horrifically bad at quarterbacking in the NFL. [He's] officially official. It's not a guy.

Mac Jones was benched for Bailey Zappy later in this season and traded to the Jaguars to be a backup in the 2024 offseason.

The Stroud Boys and the Elite Texans

On the complete opposite end of the spectrum, CJ Stroud continues to look like he was built in a lab to play quarterback. The Texans went into Cincinnati and out-dueled Joe Burrow, and at this point, it's not just a 'nice rookie story' anymore. Stroud is operating at a level that most veterans never reach, and the Texans are firmly in the playoff hunt.

Win
Nov 13, 2023
#5017
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

CJ Stroud is an elite NFL quarterback

I think we can say now there's enough evidence. The Texans are just good. And CJ Stroud is elite. He's a great quarterback.

CJ Stroud won Offensive Rookie of the Year and led the Texans to a playoff win, cementing his status as a top-tier QB.

Are the Jaguars Frauds?

The Niners returned from their bye and reminded everyone why they were Super Bowl favorites in September. They absolutely dismantled the Jaguars, who looked completely outclassed from the jump. Trevor Lawrence struggled with turnovers, and the defense couldn't get off the field. It leads to a very uncomfortable question about whether Jacksonville's win streak was more about a soft schedule than actual dominance.

Win
Nov 13, 2023
#5019
Big CatBig Cat

The Jaguars are officially frauds

Jaguars. Are they frauds? I think they might be... they weren't really competitive against either [the Chiefs or Niners]. So yeah, I think they might be in the fraud tier.

The Jaguars collapsed from 8-3 to 9-8 and missed the playoffs entirely, proving this take mostly correct.

While the Niners are back, PFT still has some concerns about the specialist position. Jake Moody might have been a high draft pick, but the confidence level in him hitting a big kick in January is currently at an all-time low.

Loss
Nov 13, 2023
#5020
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

The 49ers should move on from their kicker Jake Moody

Most people probably start looking at it in the Browns game. Their kicker [Jake Moody] isn't very good... if I was John Lynch, I would probably get a new kicker. That's all I'm gonna say.

Moody stayed the kicker throughout the season and the Super Bowl, though he did miss an extra point in the Super Bowl that proved costly.

Cleveland's Statement and the Vikings' Surge

Deshaun Watson had his most important half of football as a Cleveland Brown, overcoming a horrific start to lead a comeback win over the Ravens. The Browns defense remains terrifying, but if Watson can actually complete passes in the second half of games, they become a legitimate threat in the AFC.

Loss
Nov 13, 2023
#5018
Big CatBig Cat

Deshaun Watson has officially arrived as a Cleveland Brown

I think I might have to say it, Deshaun Watson has officially arrived as a Cleveland Brown because... [he] drove them down the field for the game winning field goal.

Watson suffered a season-ending shoulder injury shortly after this game and has struggled to maintain consistent 'elite' play since joining Cleveland.

Meanwhile, the vibes in Minnesota are immaculate. Josh Dobbs is playing like a guy who actually knows the playbook, which is impressive considering he’s been in the building for about ten minutes. The Vikings have won five straight, and the data suggests they are a lock for the postseason.

Loss
Nov 13, 2023
#29465
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

The Vikings are definitely making the playoffs after their 5-game winning streak

The Vikings are on a five game winning streak... And they're the seventh team since the merger to start one in four and win the next five. And all six of those other teams have made the playoffs. So the Vikings, they're good. Like they're just a good team.

The Vikings finished 7-10 and missed the playoffs, becoming the first team in that historical cohort to fail to make it.
Loss
Nov 13, 2023
#29466
Big CatBig Cat

Josh Dobbs is a starting caliber quarterback in the NFL

You cannot tell me that Josh Dobbs is not a starting caliber quarterback in the NFL right now... Josh Dobbs is fun... At least Josh Dobbs has gotten himself an awesome backup quarterback contract. Yes. Like, for a long time.

Dobbs was benched later in the season for Nick Mullens and Jaren Hall, ultimately falling back into a backup role.

Shootouts in LA and the "In the Hunt" Graphic

The Lions and Chargers played a classic Big 12 game where defense was purely optional. Dan Campbell continues to have the biggest stones in the league, going for it on fourth down when most coaches would play for the tie. While Detroit's offense is elite, their defense gave up yards to Justin Herbert like they were handing out flyers.

Win
Nov 13, 2023
#29464
Big CatBig Cat

The Lions can officially win shootouts even if their defense struggles

I walked away from this game being like, I guess the Lions can win shootouts. But man, their defense like got torched... I guess they can win in different ways right now... your offense is so legit and watching that defense is, is tough on certain Sundays.

The Lions finished the 2023 season 12-5 and reached the NFC Championship, proving they could win games despite defensive lapses.
Win
Nov 13, 2023
#29467
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

The Chargers defense is miserable despite having a defensive head coach

Justin Herbert played his ass off. And he has the second, second most money invested in a defense in the NFL... And a defensive head coach. And that defense fucking sucks. They're miserable.

The Chargers defense remained poor, leading to the firing of Brandon Staley later that season.

In Washington, Sam Howell continues to be the only reason Commanders fans haven't completely checked out. He’s tough, he’s accurate, and he’s keeping them right on the edge of the 'In the Hunt' graphic, which PFT admits is a dangerous narcotic for fans of mediocre teams.

Loss
Nov 13, 2023
#5022
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Sam Howell is 100% the guy for the Commanders

Sam Howell still the guy. He's 100% the guy. Yeah. He's great. He had 312 yards, three touchdowns, no receptions. He's not taking sacks like he used to... he's learning, he's growing.

Howell was eventually benched later in the season and traded to the Seahawks in the offseason as the Commanders drafted Jayden Daniels.

Who's Back of the Week

Hank is officially out on the NBA mid-season tournament, mostly because the courts look like they were designed by someone who hates vision.

Void
Nov 13, 2023·Who's Back
#5024
HankHank

The NBA mid-season tournament courts are an abomination

I fucking hate the NBA mid-season tournament courts. Hate them. Don't understand why they do it. They all look gross. The suns was one of the most disgusting courts I've ever seen.

This is a subjective opinion on design aesthetics.

To wrap things up, Big Cat is starting a grassroots movement for the Heisman trophy. It's time to stop looking at team records and start looking at the guy in Baton Rouge who is putting up numbers that shouldn't be possible in the SEC.

Win
Nov 13, 2023·Who's Back
#5023
Big CatBig Cat

The entire PMT crew should campaign for Jaden Daniels to win the Heisman

I think as a group we should get behind Jaden Daniels plus 550. I think we should get behind Jaden Daniels make that bet and try to bang on that drum... we have to do is basically propaganda stats of Jaden Daniels to get everyone in the world being like, did you know Jaden Daniels actually better than everyone else?

Jayden Daniels did indeed win the Heisman Trophy in 2023.

If the Patriots select Marvin Harrison Jr. with a top-three pick, Hank might actually smile for the first time since 2019.

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More Takes

Win
Nov 13, 2023
#5021
Big CatBig Cat

Jordan Love is clearly the guy and the Packers must extend him immediately

Jordan Love actually looked, he made some nice plays downfield... Again, I think that this guy is the guy and you have to keep, you have to give him an extension. You have to... He's the guy. He clearly is the guy. Couldn't be more the guy.

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Ironically, Jordan Love played elite football for the second half of the season, led the Packers to a playoff win, and eventually signed a massive extension.
Win
Nov 13, 2023
#29468
Big CatBig Cat

The Dolphins cannot win the Super Bowl

Dolphins can't win the Super Bowl. Have they beaten any good teams? No, but they can... Kansas City, Baltimore, Cincinnati in the AFC [can].

The Dolphins lost in the first round of the playoffs to the Chiefs and failed to win a game against a winning team late in the season.

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