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Void
Nov 13, 2023·Who's Back
#5024
HankHank

The NBA mid-season tournament courts are an abomination

I fucking hate the NBA mid-season tournament courts. Hate them. Don't understand why they do it. They all look gross. The suns was one of the most disgusting courts I've ever seen.

This is a subjective opinion on design aesthetics.

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Win
Nov 13, 2023
#5016
Big CatBig Cat

Mac Jones is horrifically bad at quarterbacking

Mac Jones is horrifically, horrifically bad at quarterbacking in the NFL. [He's] officially official. It's not a guy.

Mac Jones was benched for Bailey Zappy later in this season and traded to the Jaguars to be a backup in the 2024 offseason.
Win
Nov 13, 2023
#5017
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

CJ Stroud is an elite NFL quarterback

I think we can say now there's enough evidence. The Texans are just good. And CJ Stroud is elite. He's a great quarterback.

CJ Stroud won Offensive Rookie of the Year and led the Texans to a playoff win, cementing his status as a top-tier QB.
Loss
Nov 13, 2023
#5018
Big CatBig Cat

Deshaun Watson has officially arrived as a Cleveland Brown

I think I might have to say it, Deshaun Watson has officially arrived as a Cleveland Brown because... [he] drove them down the field for the game winning field goal.

Watson suffered a season-ending shoulder injury shortly after this game and has struggled to maintain consistent 'elite' play since joining Cleveland.

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Open
Sep 14, 2026
#31392
HankHank

The Bills are the AFC team to beat

Josh Allen's in his prime, they looked unbelievable. They're gonna be probably the team to beat in the AFC.

The Bills' 2026 season and AFC finish have not been resolved yet.
Void
Sep 14, 2026·Who's Back
#31407
HankHank

Steve Ballmer is eating shit

Who's back of the week is eating shit. Steve Ballmer.

This is a subjective characterization of Ballmer's public response.
Open
Sep 9, 2026·Picks
#31360
HankHank

The Patriots will three-peat by beating the Rams

Super Bowl threepeat: Patriots versus Rams. Patriots win again. ... By week 12, week 13, much to the chagrin of the world and especially this podcast, the Patriots will ... once again be a powerhouse.

The 2026 Super Bowl and Patriots season outcome have not occurred as of the episode date.