NFL Week 15 Fastest 2 Minutes, Colts Are For Real, Lions Huge Win And Recap Of Every Game

I'm officially nervous about my pinky bet because the Colts are for real

I'm officially nervous about my pinky. If you don't remember, the Colts are my pinky team. I am officially nervous about the tip of my pinky. I spent Saturday night looking at the nail on my left pinky being like, this might be gone. It might just be a nub. But yeah, the Colts... it felt like the biggest win the Colts have had in a very long time.

TJ Watt should win Defensive Player of the Year

TJ Watt is, I know he won't win it, but he should win defensive player of the year. I know that the Browns fans will be like Myles Garrett, Myles Garrett... but if you're talking about impact on a team, TJ Watt has 17 and a half sacks and he's played 10 full games. The Steelers, when he's playing they're seven and three, when he's either missed the game or gone out of a game, they're all three in one.

The Cardinals are frauds

I've been thinking about them [the Cardinals] all year. I've been thinking about putting the F-word on him. I know I thought about putting the S word on the soft word. They are frauds. The Cardinals are, are definitely fraudulent.

Kliff Kingsbury is a fraud who just wings it

Kliff Kingsbury, I think he just fucking wings it. In the first half they're down 10, nothing going into with two minutes left fourth and three, they go for it. Then in the second half, they're down 17, nothing, fourth and three, they kick a field goal. Then they're down 24-3 and they kick another field goal. So like, why did you go for it the first time then kick field goals the second time? I think he just wings it. I don't know. It makes no sense to me.

The Jets are going to be sick next year

This team's [the Jets] going to be sick. Next year we have draft picks and it just all starts shaping up. Progress is honestly better than a win, you know, just for the future and looking forward. I think Zach's got enough mistakes in the season. I think he's learned a lot and now it's starting to pay off.

Cam Newton was the greatest college football player of all time

Cam Newton was the greatest college football player of all time in that 2010 Auburn season where he had 51 touchdowns. He played on an offense that didn't have a single wide receiver or running back play in the NFL... Cam Newton did all of this with basically no help. And he was just that electric and that good and ran the gauntlet in the SEC.

The Cowboys are legitimate Super Bowl contenders

I threw out there that the Cowboys are legitimate Super Bowl contender last week. Lot of people were like, no way. That's crazy. I still think it. Their defense is lights out. And I know it was the Giants, but good teams, contending teams beat the fuck out of bad teams. The Cowboys get credit for beating the fuck out of the giants.

Davis Mills is the Texans' future for at least next year

Jacksonville and Davis Mills, I think I'm ready to say Davis Mills is your future for at least next year Houston. If Davis Mills had stayed for another year at Stanford, he might've been drafted by the Texans with like the first or second pick. He would have gotten all the hype. I don't think he's that bad, which is a nice thing to say about a guy who's playing on a bad team.

The 49ers are a 'don't fuck with them' team in the playoffs

I'm officially saying it. The 49ers might be my favorite team to watch play football. They are so much fucking fun to watch play football. Not only like their defense is now starting to really like hum with Bosa and everyone. But then on the offensive side of the ball, George Kittle is a monster Deebo Samuel might be the most electric player in the NFL... I'm back in love. I love watching the 49ers play football. They are legitimate. Like don't fuck with them in the playoffs team.

Aaron Rodgers is faking his toe injury to stop people from talking about his vaccination status

I think I'm a toe truther. I don't think that Aaron Rodgers actually has a toe injury. I think that he did have a toe injury... He was under a lot of fire from a lot of people from the whole immunized versus vaccinated thing. And he was like, what's going to get all the freaks out there to stop complaining about my vaccination status? I'll put out a gross foot pick and then everybody will talk about that picture... Now guess what the whole story is about how tough I'm being playing on my fake broken toe, gutting out the end of the season. No, one's talking about my vaccination status anymore.

I'm done with fourth downs; teams should just take the points

I said this in the group text earlier that I'm done with fourth downs. Every other single coach just goes for every single fourth and like three from the first quarter, second quarter, third quarter, fourth quarter... just give up points, give up points, give up points, not get the fourth down conversions and then lose the game by one. When, if they had just kicked field, they probably easily could have won that game. I'm full, wholeheartedly on the, just, just get points where you can get points team from now on.