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NFL Week 2, Fastest 2 Minutes, The Bears Suck Again, The Giants/Cowboys Game Of The Day, Chiefs In Trouble? + Who's Back Of The Week

Monday, September 15, 20257 takes

Were back for Week 2 of the NFL and we start with Fastest 2 Minutes. (-) We then recap every game from Sunday Lions 52, Bears 21 (-) Bengals 31, Jaguars 27 (-) Cowboys 40, Giants 37 (-) 49ers 26, Saints 21 (-) Bills 30, Jets 10 (-) Seahawks 31, Steelers 17 (-) Patriots 33, Dolphins 27 (-) Rams 33, Titans 19 (- ) Ravens 41, Browns 17 (-) Colts 29, Broncos 28 (- ) Cardinals 27, Panthers 22 (-) Eagles 20, Chiefs 17 (-) Falcons 22, Vikings 6 (-) We then finish with who's back of the week. (-).

Intro

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Take Slip·Sep 15, 2025
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Big CatBig Cat

I'm eventually going to lose the tip of my pinky on a bet

I'm probably gonna lose a pinky. Eventually. I'm gonna lose a pinky. We're gonna do this show for the next 40 years. I'm gonna do this bet every year for some year. I'm gonna lose the pinky.

This is an ongoing lifetime prediction for his career.

Recap

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Take Slip·Sep 15, 2025
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Big CatBig Cat

Ryan Polls' rebuild of the Chicago Bears is a complete joke

The main culprit is Ryan Polls because we are now in year four of a rebuild... it's absolutely abysmal. Year four of a rebuilding they're somehow worse. Ryan Polls has not had a single Pro Bowler drafted. That's pretty crazy.

The Bears' poor performance and the stats cited (3-17 vs NFC North) are verifiable facts within the show's 2025 timeline.
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Take Slip·Sep 15, 2025
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PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Brandon Aubrey could be a first or second-round draft pick if re-drafted

If he entered the NFL draft next year, if somehow he got reclassified back and he wasn't in the NFL and was eligible to be drafted, there would be a team that would take him in the second round. I'm saying he is so much better than any other kicker in the NFL.

Kickers almost never go in the early rounds, making this highly debatable but Aubrey's talent is real.
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Take Slip·Sep 15, 2025
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PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

The Steelers are better when they have a shitty quarterback

I think the Steelers are better when they have a shitty quarterback... I think that they're better when their defense knows that they have to be like impregnable.

It's a psychological theory that can't be objectively proven but fits Mike Tomlin's historic patterns.
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Take Slip·Sep 15, 2025
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Big CatBig Cat

Aaron Rodgers might be washed

I think they can just give it a little time 'cause I think Aaron Rodgers might not be good anymore. Under pressure, he was a disaster... He might be over.

Based on the 2025 timeline, Rodgers' performance in Pittsburgh is struggling.
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Take Slip·Sep 15, 2025
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Big CatBig Cat

Mike McDaniel will be fired if the Dolphins start 0-5

I'll make the prediction. If the Dolphins start 0-5, he will be fired. 'cause they play the Bills. They're gonna lose the Bills in Buffalo. Thursday Night Football. Then they play the Jets on Monday Night Football, then they play the Panthers. If they lose to the Jets and the Panthers, if they don't get one win there, he's done.

McDaniel's job security is heavily tied to the upcoming three-game stretch mentioned.
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Take Slip·Sep 15, 2025
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ZacZac

The Chiefs' Mahomes and Andy Reid dynasty is finished

I just think the dynasty's over. I think Andy Reid and Mahomes dynasty's finished... usually when they pan the camera to Andy Reid, he's got a certain amount of girth... but this time it almost looks a little hollow. It looks a little empty.

Predicting the end of a dynasty while the principals are still active is high-risk.