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NFL Week 3, Fastest 2 Minutes And A Recap Of Every Game (Big Cat Is Dead)
NFL Week 3 fastest 2 minutes. ( - ) We recap every game and talk about Big Cat having the worst football weekend possible Packers/Niners ( - ) Ravens/Lions ( - ) WFT/Bills ( - ) Colts/Titans ( - ) Bears/Browns ( - ) Saints/Patriots ( - ) Chargers/Chiefs ( - Falcons/Giants ( - ) Bengals/Steelers ( - ) Cardinals/Jaguars ( - ) Jets/Broncos ( - ) Dolphins/Raiders ( - ) Seahawks/Vikings ( - ) Bucs/Rams ( - ) We finish up with Football guy of the week and who's back of the week.
Recap
Big CatJustin Tucker is the best kicker in NFL history
Justin Tucker Carlson go super far right on an early kick before lining up from 66 at the buzzer and ending the lions chances... Is he the greatest kicker of all time? I know Adam Vinatieri obviously has the most clutch kicks, but Justin Tucker is insane.
Big CatAaron Rodgers is still one of the best football players on planet Earth
All the hemming and hawing about Aaron Rodgers possibly not caring, possibly not being still one of the best football players on planet earth. It turns out maybe not true. Turns out he's still pretty fucking good at football.
PFT CommenterJimmy Garoppolo will be traded mid-season
I do agree with you though. I think that the clock is ticking on Jimmy G. It just feels like Jimmy G gets traded mid season.
Big CatMatt Nagy purposefully threw the Browns game to prove that Andy Dalton is better than Justin Fields
I think he threw that game to try to prove that he's right. That Andy Dalton's a better quarterback than Justin Fields right now because that's the only explanation for the play calling and the game plan that he put out there.
HankThe Buccaneers are going to beat the Patriots by 30 in Tom Brady's return
My gut feeling is like the Bucs are going to beat them by 30... There's no great signs, there's no great throws, there's no good drives. They didn't get a first down until like the second quarter.
PFT CommenterThe Chargers are legitimate Super Bowl contenders
These Chargers can win the Super Bowl. These Chargers are fucking awesome.
PFT CommenterKeenan Allen has been a top five receiver for the last six years
We should respect Keenan Allen, because nobody ever mentions him in the list of like the top five receivers in the NFL. And he has been a top five guy when healthy. He's been a top five guy for probably the last six years.
Big CatMatthew Stafford will be in the Hall of Fame
I actually feel really good about my take, my long standing take that Matt Stafford is going to be in the Hall of Fame... if he can figure out a way to get to a Super Bowl or even win a Super Bowl ring, then it's like, he's a hall of famer.
Who Is Back
HankThe USA is back because they 'skull fucked' Europe in the Ryder Cup
The USA, United States of America. We are back thanks to the Ryder cup team. Absolutely skull fucked Europe, 19 to nine biggest wins since 1975.
Billy FootballDog the Bounty Hunter will find Brian Laundrie before the FBI
Dog the Bounty Hunter is on the trail of Brian Laundrie... What happens if Dog finds him before the FBI? He absolutely will. He's Dog the Bounty Hunter. Like Brian Laundrie probably saw that clip and he's like, all right, it's over.