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NFL Week 3, Fastest 2 Minutes, Browns Stun The Packers, Eagles Big Comeback, Caleb Williams Career Day And Justin Herbert Is Incredible

Monday, September 22, 202512 takes

Week 3 Fastest 2 minutes then we talk about every game from Sunday (-) Eagles 33, Rams 26 (-) Bucs 29, Jets 27 (-) Browns 13, Packers 10 (-) Steelers 21, Patriots 14 (-) Commanders 41, Raiders 24 (-) Jaguars 17, Texans 10 (-) Panthers 30, Falcons 0 (-) Colts 41, Titans 20 (-) Vikings 48, Bengals 10 (-) Chargers 23, Broncos 20 (-) Seahawks 44, Saints 13 (-) Niners 16, Cardinals 15 (-) Bears 31, Cowboys 14 (-) Chiefs 22, Giants 9 (-) We then finish with who's back of the week and talk some playoff baseball (-)

Recap

Void
Take Slip·Sep 22, 2025
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MaxMax

Jalen Hurts may have taken over offensive play-calling in the second half against the Rams

I think that there's a chance that Jalen Hurts may have just taken over offensive coordinator. There was a point in the game where he got into [Kellen Moore's] face and started yelling at him... it seemed to go to the extent of we need to be more aggressive. And I think that there's a chance that the offensive play caller in the second half was Jalen Hurts.

While Hurts' aggressiveness helped, there is no official confirmation that play-calling duties were stripped from Kellen Moore.
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Take Slip·Sep 22, 2025
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Big CatBig Cat

The Rams' knuckleball kickoff strategy will soon be copied by the entire NFL

Joshua Karty, their kicker, the Rams kicker, he actually did an interview a couple weeks ago where he's admitted that he has perfected the knuckleball. So he is using a knuckleball kick... I think that this will end up happening a lot more because he's figured it out and it's a copycat league. I think more guys are gonna figure it out.

Pending the rest of the season to see if other kickers adopt the 'knuckleball' style to exploit the new kickoff rules.
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Take Slip·Sep 22, 2025
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Big CatBig Cat

Bo Nix is the best quarterback playing in the Week 4 Monday Night double-header

There's four quarterbacks playing. Bo Nix is the best quarterback by a large margin in the four teams that are playing... It is Jake Browning, it is Tyrod Taylor, it is Tua, and Bo Nix. Wow. Yeah. Someone's gotta play well out of that.

The performance of these four QBs in Week 4 will provide a baseline for comparison.
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Take Slip·Sep 22, 2025
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PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Mason Graham is currently the NFL Defensive Rookie of the Year

Mason Graham is probably the defensive rookie of the year right now, I would say... he's got a 43% pass rush win rate against the Packers... for a defensive tackle, it's crazy.

Mason Graham's stats are elite, but the award is decided at the end of the season.
Void
Take Slip·Sep 22, 2025
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PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Any pass thrown behind the line of scrimmage should count as a fumble if it hits the ground

I had an idea today for a rule change. I think that any pass that's thrown behind the line of scrimmage should count as a fumble if it hits the ground... if it's going to a running back that's two yards in the backfield. If that hits the ground, treat it as a fumble. That'd be awesome.

This is a proposed rule change that has not been implemented by the NFL.
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Take Slip·Sep 22, 2025
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MemesMemes

Marcus Mariota might be the best quarterback on the Washington Commanders roster

I just said, I was just like, what if Marcus Mariota is the best quarterback on the Washington Commanders roster.

Daniels is the franchise cornerstone, but Mariota's performance in relief has sparked debate in this specific fictionalized timeline.
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Take Slip·Sep 22, 2025
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PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

CJ Stroud is secretly injured and that is why he is playing poorly

Is CJ Stroud hurt? Ooh, I don't know... remember he was having shoulder problems. And they said he's not having surgery, which is not what you want to hear unprompted going into a season... surgery just gets mentioned... he's been bad. Hard. He's been bad. Yeah. And I, I have no idea if he's hurt or not, but it seems like there's something that's fucked up about it.

Requires medical disclosure or long-term performance trends to verify.
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Take Slip·Sep 22, 2025
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PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Brian Thomas Jr. will finish the season with 900 yards and six touchdowns

I'll predict 900 yards, six touchdowns for Brian Thomas Jr... That feels right to me.

Statistically trackable at the end of the regular season.
Win
Take Slip·Sep 22, 2025
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Big CatBig Cat

The Colts are a legit wagon and Daniel Jones is a good quarterback

Colts 41, Titans 20. So bad news for Colts fans. They finally punted. Good news for Colts fans. They are a fucking wagon... Daniel Jones continues to be awesome... Daniel Jones is just good. No, he's just fucking good. He's just good in the Super Bowl era.

The Colts' 3-0 start and historic offensive efficiency support this, but longevity remains to be seen.
Win
Take Slip·Sep 22, 2025
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ShaneShane

Quentin Johnston is officially a WR1 under Jim Harbaugh

Ever since Harbaugh took over, it's just completely different... as bad he is been in the past, you can't like deny that he is just, he's gradually gotten better and better and I mean, hopefully even better... hopefully even better. Yeah... Quinton Johnston might be a wide receiver one.

Johnston's 2025 production is dramatically higher than his rookie year, supporting the WR1 label.
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Take Slip·Sep 22, 2025
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HankHank

Marvin Harrison Jr. currently has the yips

Marvin Harrison Jr. might suck dude... I'm not scared to say it. Apparently you are, but yeah. He has the yips. You said it earlier, can receivers... he has the yips. Both him and Brian Thomas.

Harrison's career is just beginning; labeling it 'yips' this early is speculative.
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Take Slip·Sep 22, 2025
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Big CatBig Cat

Russell Wilson's NFL career is officially over

Is Russell Wilson done? Should be. Should be... it's just gotta end. Gotta go. This, this was too much... just be done with Russ. We've seen this too much. It's over... the question is, is it this week against the Chargers? You have to go to Los Angeles? No, that's at home. Sorry. At home against the Chargers.

If Wilson is benched for Jackson Dart permanently, the take is correct.