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NFL Week 3, Fastest 2 Minutes, Browns Stun The Packers, Eagles Big Comeback, Caleb Williams Career Day And Justin Herbert Is Incredible

Monday, September 22, 202519 takes

Week 3 Fastest 2 minutes then we talk about every game from Sunday (-) Eagles 33, Rams 26 (-) Bucs 29, Jets 27 (-) Browns 13, Packers 10 (-) Steelers 21, Patriots 14 (-) Commanders 41, Raiders 24 (-) Jaguars 17, Texans 10 (-) Panthers 30, Falcons 0 (-) Colts 41, Titans 20 (-) Vikings 48, Bengals 10 (-) Chargers 23, Broncos 20 (-) Seahawks 44, Saints 13 (-) Niners 16, Cardinals 15 (-) Bears 31, Cowboys 14 (-) Chiefs 22, Giants 9 (-) We then finish with who's back of the week and talk some playoff baseball (-)

NFL Week 3 Recap: Eagles Comeback, Browns Stun Packers, and the End of Russ

Week 3 officially brought the chaos back to our lives. After a morning slate that looked like a bunch of boring blowouts, the witching hour delivered in a major way. We had blocked kicks, game-winning drives, and a Browns defense that might actually be the scariest unit in the league. Big Cat and PFT break down the entire Sunday slate, starting with the Fastest 2 Minutes and ending with a very concerning look at Russell Wilson's future in the NFL.

The Jalen Hurts Psycho Meter

The Eagles' win over the Rams was a tale of two halves. Philadelphia looked completely dead at halftime with negative one passing yard as a team. Max was ready to fire everyone, but then Jalen Hurts decided to turn into a serial killer. The most notable part of the win wasn't just the comeback; it was Hurts' reaction to the walk-off blocked field goal return. While Jordan Davis was running 18 mph at 336 pounds, Jalen Hurts looked like he was watching a screensaver. He has now reached a level of composure that is bordering on terrifying.

Win
Sep 22, 2025
#24237
Big CatBig Cat

The Eagles have won 17 straight games when Jalen Hurts starts and finishes the game

The [Eagles] have now won 17 straight games where Jalen Hurts has started the game and finished the game. That's crazy. 17 and 0... because the one [they lost] was when Kenny Pickett came in and lost to the Commanders.

The stat is presented as a fact within the show's fictional 2025 timeline.

Max suggested that the turnaround wasn't just talent, but a mid-game coup in the huddle.

Void
Sep 22, 2025
#1587
MaxMax

Jalen Hurts may have taken over offensive play-calling in the second half against the Rams

I think that there's a chance that Jalen Hurts may have just taken over offensive coordinator. There was a point in the game where he got into [Kellen Moore's] face and started yelling at him... it seemed to go to the extent of we need to be more aggressive. And I think that there's a chance that the offensive play caller in the second half was Jalen Hurts.

While Hurts' aggressiveness helped, there is no official confirmation that play-calling duties were stripped from Kellen Moore.

While the Eagles celebrated, Big Cat was more interested in the Rams' kicking game. Kicker Joshua Karty has apparently mastered a new way to ruin lives on special teams.

Void
Sep 22, 2025
#1588
Big CatBig Cat

The Rams' knuckleball kickoff strategy will soon be copied by the entire NFL

Joshua Karty, their kicker, the Rams kicker, he actually did an interview a couple weeks ago where he's admitted that he has perfected the knuckleball. So he is using a knuckleball kick... I think that this will end up happening a lot more because he's figured it out and it's a copycat league. I think more guys are gonna figure it out.

Whether the knuckleball kickoff strategy was widely copied requires specific special teams data not readily available.

The Browns Defense is Legitimate

Joe Flacco and the Browns stunned the Packers in a game that felt like it was over ten times. The story here isn't Flacco's "operation of the week" spiking the ball; it's the absolute violence the Browns defense is inflicting on people. They held Josh Jacobs to 30 yards and basically lived in Jordan Love's lap. PFT is already handing out hardware to the rookie on that defensive line.

Loss
Sep 22, 2025
#1590
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Mason Graham is currently the NFL Defensive Rookie of the Year

Mason Graham is probably the defensive rookie of the year right now, I would say... he's got a 43% pass rush win rate against the Packers... for a defensive tackle, it's crazy.

Mason Graham did not win DROY. Carson Schwesinger won. Graham made All-Rookie Team with 49 tackles and 0.5 sacks.

Around the League: Struggles and Wagons

The Colts have officially become the most efficient offense in football. Daniel Jones looks like a completely different person under Shane Steichen, and the Titans are paying the price. Big Cat is so impressed by the Colts that he's officially narrowing his betting card for the rest of the year.

Win
Sep 22, 2025
#1595
Big CatBig Cat

The Colts are a legit wagon and Daniel Jones is a good quarterback

Colts 41, Titans 20. So bad news for Colts fans. They finally punted. Good news for Colts fans. They are a fucking wagon... Daniel Jones continues to be awesome... Daniel Jones is just good. No, he's just fucking good. He's just good in the Super Bowl era.

The Colts' 3-0 start and historic offensive efficiency support this, but longevity remains to be seen.
Open
Sep 22, 2025
#24240
Big CatBig Cat

I am done betting on the Titans and the Saints for the foreseeable future

I'm gonna be done betting for the foreseeable future. The Titans are one of 'em and the Saints are the other. I think I just can't do it anymore because this game [was] over right away. Immediately.

This depends on whether Big Cat actually avoids betting on these teams moving forward.

On the other side of the spectrum, the Texans are in a tailspin. CJ Stroud admitted he needs to play better, but PFT thinks there might be a physical reason for the sophomore slump.

Push
Sep 22, 2025
#1593
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

CJ Stroud is secretly injured and that is why he is playing poorly

Is CJ Stroud hurt? Ooh, I don't know... remember he was having shoulder problems. And they said he's not having surgery, which is not what you want to hear unprompted going into a season... surgery just gets mentioned... he's been bad. Hard. He's been bad. Yeah. And I, I have no idea if he's hurt or not, but it seems like there's something that's fucked up about it.

CJ Stroud did regress significantly in 2025 (3,041 yards, 19 TDs, 8 INTs in 14 games vs 4,108 yards and 23 TDs as a rookie). Whether he was 'secretly injured' is unconfirmed, but his play declined notably.

In Jacksonville, Brian Thomas Jr. is still getting plenty of targets but can't seem to haul them in. PFT is still holding out hope for a late-season surge despite the rocky start.

Loss
Sep 22, 2025
#1594
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Brian Thomas Jr. will finish the season with 900 yards and six touchdowns

I'll predict 900 yards, six touchdowns for Brian Thomas Jr... That feels right to me.

Brian Thomas Jr. finished 2025 with 707 receiving yards and 2 touchdowns in 14 games, well short of the predicted 900 yards and 6 touchdowns.

The End of the Russ Era?

Sunday Night Football was a grim watch for the Giants, but it was even grimmer for Russell Wilson. Between intentional grounding penalties at the four-yard line and throwing moon balls directly to the defense, it felt like the final chapter.

Loss
Sep 22, 2025
#1598
Big CatBig Cat

Russell Wilson's NFL career is officially over

Is Russell Wilson done? Should be. Should be... it's just gotta end. Gotta go. This, this was too much... just be done with Russ. We've seen this too much. It's over... the question is, is it this week against the Chargers? You have to go to Los Angeles? No, that's at home. Sorry. At home against the Chargers.

Russell Wilson's NFL career was not over. He signed with the Giants in 2025 free agency and started the first 3 games of the season before being benched for Jaxson Dart. He appeared in 6 total games.

Meanwhile, the Chiefs got their first win, and Patrick Mahomes continues to do things that make Chris Collinsworth faint. Hank and PFT proposed a rule change that would make the game much more interesting for quarterbacks who like to throw the ball backward.

Void
Sep 22, 2025
#1591
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Any pass thrown behind the line of scrimmage should count as a fumble if it hits the ground

I had an idea today for a rule change. I think that any pass that's thrown behind the line of scrimmage should count as a fumble if it hits the ground... if it's going to a running back that's two yards in the backfield. If that hits the ground, treat it as a fumble. That'd be awesome.

This is a proposed rule change that has not been implemented by the NFL.

We wrapped up the show with Who's Back of the Week, featuring the debut of Ralphie VII at Colorado and the return of playoff baseball. It's the best time of the year, even if our stomachs are currently suffering from season-ending stingers.

At least we still have the Wiener Circle free hot dogs to look forward to after Caleb Williams' career day.

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More Takes

Win
Sep 22, 2025
#1589
Big CatBig Cat

Bo Nix is the best quarterback playing in the Week 4 Monday Night double-header

There's four quarterbacks playing. Bo Nix is the best quarterback by a large margin in the four teams that are playing... It is Jake Browning, it is Tyrod Taylor, it is Tua [Tagovailoa], and Bo Nix. Wow. Yeah. Someone's gotta play well out of that.

Bo Nix was the best QB in the Week 4 MNF doubleheader. He threw for a career-best 326 yards and 2 TDs plus a rushing TD in a 28-3 Broncos win, far outperforming Jake Browning (Bengals backup), Tua Tagovailoa, and Justin Fields.
Push
Sep 22, 2025
#24238
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

The Steelers will make the playoffs and win a game this season

If we had to say right now, right now week three... Do the Pittsburgh Steelers make the playoffs? Yes. Yes. I would say so too. And I think they win a game.

The Steelers made the playoffs (10-7, AFC North champs, 4 seed) but did not win a playoff game, losing 30-6 to Houston in the Wild Card. The prediction was correct about making playoffs but incorrect about winning a game.
Loss
Sep 22, 2025
#1592
MemesMemes

Marcus Mariota might be the best quarterback on the Washington Commanders roster

I just said, I was just like, what if Marcus Mariota is the best quarterback on the Washington Commanders roster.

Marcus Mariota was not the best QB on the Commanders roster. Jayden Daniels was clearly the starter and threw for 1,262 yards with 8 TDs in 7 games before being shut down with injury. Mariota only started after Daniels' injury.
Void
Sep 22, 2025
#24239
Big CatBig Cat

The 'Younghoe Koo Curse' is real and will ruin the Falcons' kicking game

I am a hundred percent in on a curse that I just made up and it's got a very small sample size. But the Younghoe Koo curse. So Parker Romo went five for five on Sunday Night Football when Younghoe Koo was still on the roster. The Falcons cut him. Parker Romo goes 0 for 2. You gotta put him back on the roster. I agree. Don't even need him to kick. Just give him a job.

This is a subjective superstition based on a small sample of games.
Void
Sep 22, 2025
#24241
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

The Bengals should bench Jake Browning for Mike White

I don't really know what to make of the Bengals... I say hit the Mike White button. Right? That's the button that... hit the Mike White button.

This is a personnel recommendation that may or may not be followed.
Win
Sep 22, 2025
#1596
ShaneShane

Quentin Johnston is officially a WR1 under Jim Harbaugh

Ever since Harbaugh took over, it's just completely different... as bad he is been in the past, you can't like deny that he is just, he's gradually gotten better and better and I mean, hopefully even better... hopefully even better. Yeah... Quinton Johnston might be a wide receiver one.

Johnston's 2025 production is dramatically higher than his rookie year, supporting the WR1 label.
Win
Sep 22, 2025
#24242
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

The Broncos will win 8 or 9 more games this season and are still very much alive

I still think that if you just look at their schedule, they have probably eight to nine more games that they should win and they might be able to steal one or two. So, they're still very much alive.

PFT predicted the Broncos (around 1-2 at the time) would win 8 or 9 more games and still be very much alive for the playoffs. The Broncos finished 14-3, winning far more than 8-9 additional games, earning the AFC's #1 seed.
Void
Sep 22, 2025
#24243
Big CatBig Cat

The New Orleans Saints are officially no longer 'frisky'

Seahawks 44, Saints 13. I'm done with the Saints... This game was over so fast. Blink of an eye game was done... I had 'em in frisky. I no longer have 'em in frisky. They're out of frisky. Let's try to find the Saints first win.

This is a definitive branding take regarding a team's competitiveness.
Loss
Sep 22, 2025
#1597
HankHank

Marvin Harrison Jr. currently has the yips

Marvin Harrison Jr. might suck dude... I'm not scared to say it. Apparently you are, but yeah. He has the yips. You said it earlier, can receivers... he has the yips. Both him and Brian Thomas.

Marvin Harrison Jr. did not have the yips long-term. While he may have had early struggles, he played for the Cardinals in 2025 and the claim that he 'might suck' was premature.

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