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Marcus Mariota might be the best quarterback on the Washington Commanders roster

I just said, I was just like, what if Marcus Mariota is the best quarterback on the Washington Commanders roster.

Marcus Mariota was not the best QB on the Commanders roster. Jayden Daniels was clearly the starter and threw for 1,262 yards with 8 TDs in 7 games before being shut down with injury. Mariota only started after Daniels' injury.

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Sep 22, 2025
#24237
Big CatBig Cat

The Eagles have won 17 straight games when Jalen Hurts starts and finishes the game

The [Eagles] have now won 17 straight games where Jalen Hurts has started the game and finished the game. That's crazy. 17 and 0... because the one [they lost] was when Kenny Pickett came in and lost to the Commanders.

The stat is presented as a fact within the show's fictional 2025 timeline.
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Sep 22, 2025
#1587
MaxMax

Jalen Hurts may have taken over offensive play-calling in the second half against the Rams

I think that there's a chance that Jalen Hurts may have just taken over offensive coordinator. There was a point in the game where he got into [Kellen Moore's] face and started yelling at him... it seemed to go to the extent of we need to be more aggressive. And I think that there's a chance that the offensive play caller in the second half was Jalen Hurts.

While Hurts' aggressiveness helped, there is no official confirmation that play-calling duties were stripped from Kellen Moore.
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Sep 22, 2025
#1588
Big CatBig Cat

The Rams' knuckleball kickoff strategy will soon be copied by the entire NFL

Joshua Karty, their kicker, the Rams kicker, he actually did an interview a couple weeks ago where he's admitted that he has perfected the knuckleball. So he is using a knuckleball kick... I think that this will end up happening a lot more because he's figured it out and it's a copycat league. I think more guys are gonna figure it out.

Whether the knuckleball kickoff strategy was widely copied requires specific special teams data not readily available.

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The 2026 Knicks are the best Knicks team I have ever seen in my life

The, this, this is probably the best New York team I I've ever seen in my entire life. [Big Cat points out Yankees titles]... Sorry, of, of my team. Okay.

The 2026 Knicks reached the Eastern Conference Finals, marking their most successful season since the late 90s.
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The Knicks will beat the Sixers in five games

Well, the Knicks just collect after game three and they've beaten the past three games. They won by 25 plus and they just have a better team overall. [They're] gonna win in five. [They're] gonna fucking kill him.

The Knicks beat the Sixers 4-2 in the real 2024 playoffs, but this take is from a 2026 perspective where they are meeting again.
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The Knicks are going to kick the shit out of the Sixers in a five-game series

Bet we're going to kick the shit out of you guys. It's gonna be a five game series. You guys have to play Tibs Ball to even beat us.

Pending - the Sixers-Knicks series had not yet been played at time of recording.