NFL Week 4, Fastest 2 Minutes, The Vikings Are For Real, Do The Jets Have Problems, Joe Flacco Is Back And More

I am now officially ready to take the Vikings for real

I am now officially ready to take the Vikings for real. I needed this win for them to take them fully for real. And Sam Darnold, maybe he is just different now.

Sam Darnold would be second or third for MVP if the season ended today

If the season ended today, [Sam Darnold] might not be MVP, but he would be maybe second or third for MVP.

I believe in the Falcons more than the Saints going forward

Who going forward, do you believe in the Falcons more than the Saints? I tend to think that. The Saints hot start looked awesome... but the Cowboys might not be that good.

Bears punter Tory Taylor is a fucking weapon

And we haven't even gotten to the real MVP of this game. Tory Taylor, who is a fucking weapon... he won this game for the Bears in the end... he is an absolute weapon.

I still plan to dunk and the steroid decision is coming in the next two weeks

I'm still going gung ho. I still plan to dunk. I'm still training as if I'm going to dunk... the steroid decision is coming in the next two weeks.

I feel like we crowned the Steelers defense a little bit too early

I feel like we've maybe crowned [the Steelers defense] a little bit too early. They're very good. But they also played some not great quarterbacks. And now they had to play Joe Flacco. He won a Super Bowl. He's elite.

Justin Fields is better than Russell Wilson

Justin Fields better than Russell Wilson. I think so.

I predict the Bengals will eventually be back

I don't know if they're back yet, but I predict that they will be back... September's a bad month and then they get hot. And I think that's what's gonna happen again.

Patrick Surtain II is one of the best, if not the best cornerback in the league

Patrick Surtain, who we did put respect on last week, is like one of the best cornerbacks, if not the best cornerback in the league.

There is a chance Nick Sirianni doesn't make it through the bye week

I think there's a chance that Sirianni doesn't make it, make it through the bye... there's a problem between coach and quarterback.

Jalen Hurts is addicted to turning the ball over

And Jalen Hurts is addicted to turning the ball over.

Nico Collins is a top three wide receiver

Is Nico Collins a top three wide receiver? 'Cause it feels like he is. He's awesome. He's so good.

Laremy Tunsil is going to break the record for flags this year

Is Laremy Tunsil going for the record for flags this year? ... I'll say right now, Laremy Tunsil, I support your aspirations to break the record for most flags in a season. I think he's going for it.

If the Commanders defense is even average, we could win a playoff game

If our defense is 16th in the NFL... I'm thinking a win in the playoffs. I'm thinking maybe divisional week.

Amar'e Cooper wants out of Cleveland

Amari Cooper wants out. He does not want to be there anymore.

The Chiefs will win every game but it will always be ugly

It's also pretty clear that these Chiefs are just gonna win every game, but just it's gonna be ugly.

Tattoos are not a quarterback's look

I have a theory on Carson Beck. I think the, I think the tattoos are too much for a quarterback. That's just not a quarterback's look.

Karl-Anthony Towns is a terrible fit for the Knicks

Was your initial reaction like mine, which was basically that KAT could not be a worst fit for this team?

New York is going to eat Karl-Anthony Towns alive

I think Knicks fans are going, I mean they were really mean to Julius Randall and if KA... I just don't think [New York] is going to eat him alive.