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NFL Week 5, Fastest 2 Minutes, Broncos Big Win, Bucs Win In A Shootout, Jayden Daniels Back + Who's Back And Playoff Baseball

Monday, October 6, 202516 takes

NFL Week 5, we start with fastest 2 minutes then recap every game from Sunday (-) Vikings 21, Browns 17 (-) Patriots 23, Bills 20 (-) Broncos 21, Eagles 17 (-) Saints 24, Giants 14 (-) Cowboys 37, Jets 22 (-) Colts 40, Raiders 6 (-) Panthers 27, Dolphins 24 (-) Texans 44, Ravens 10 (-) Titans 22, Cardinals 21 (-) Lions 37, Bengals 24 (-) Commanders 27, Chargers 10 (-) Bucs 38, Seahawks 35 (-) We then finish with who's back of the week and finish with some playoff baseball talk. (-).

Recap

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Take Slip·Oct 6, 2025
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HankHank

The Patriots have officially taken back control of the AFC East

Touchdown would be great. And the torch will be passed. It's, it's our, it's our division once again. Officially a torch passing.

The Patriots finished well below the Bills in the 2024 season, and this simulated 2025 take is being treated as subjective within the show's alternate reality.
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Take Slip·Oct 6, 2025
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Big CatBig Cat

The Denver Broncos are for real after their win against the Eagles

It felt like one of those, Hey, this is the win the Broncos needed... the Broncos are for real.

This take refers to a specific simulated outcome within the show.
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Take Slip·Oct 6, 2025
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PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

The Eagles' loss was due to an absolute gauntlet of a schedule catching up with them

I will say that the Eagles also have played just an absolute gauntlet of a schedule so far... at some point that caught up with them a little bit. And the Broncos are good enough to take advantage of that.

Subjective analysis of a simulated game result.
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Take Slip·Oct 6, 2025
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Big CatBig Cat

Dak Prescott is definitively in the MVP conversation

Dak is playing very good football... I would disagree with [Booger McFarland] because there's a couple guys who it's definitely close with, but Dak is definitely in the MVP conversation right now.

Subjective mid-season MVP evaluation.
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Take Slip·Oct 6, 2025
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MemesMemes

The 2025 Jets are the worst team in football

They're on the clock. It's over. This is the worst team in football. And probably the worst team I've ever watched.

A hyperbolic opinion about a simulated team's quality.
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Take Slip·Oct 6, 2025
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MemesMemes

Justin Fields is a loser

Justin Fields is perfect for this team... he's a perfect quarterback to lose games and that's it. That's all he is. He is a loser.

Subjective characterization of a player.
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Take Slip·Oct 6, 2025
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PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Daniel Jones is a Pro Bowl quarterback

Daniel Jones, he's playing fast and he's like, he's super confident... Let's just talk about Daniel Jones is a Pro Bowl quarterback. He's good at football.

Evaluation of a simulated performance.
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Take Slip·Oct 6, 2025
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PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Derrick Henry's struggles are primarily due to the absence of fullback Patrick Ricard

I think that the conversation is Patrick Ricard. He's a fullback. Patrick Ricard is the most important running back on the Ravens... Without him out there blocking for Derrick, it's a lot harder.

Analysis of simulated game trends.
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Take Slip·Oct 6, 2025
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Big CatBig Cat

I am officially sick of the Cardinals' shit

I'm sick of the Cardinals' shit. I'm just am. It's not good. I just, I I am, I don't... I'm just, I'm done with the Cardinal shit. It's been a long time since I've like truly enjoyed watching the Cardinals play football.

Subjective opinion on a franchise's entertainment value.
Win
Take Slip·Oct 6, 2025
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Big CatBig Cat

Just bet the Lions every week because they are a covering machine

I read you the stats on Friday. Just bet the Lions every week all they do is cover. It doesn't matter the spread. They are a covering machine.

The Lions were actually one of the best ATS teams in the 2023 and 2024 seasons.
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Take Slip·Oct 6, 2025
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PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Jake Browning is exciting because you never know how bad his interceptions can get

I think he might now have flipped over into the side of quarterback where he's excited to watch because you don't, you just don't know how much worse the interceptions can get.

Subjective take on the entertainment value of bad play.
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Take Slip·Oct 6, 2025
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Big CatBig Cat

The Buccaneers are the most fun team in the NFL

The Bucks are the funnest team in the NFL bar none. So much fun to watch. Not even close.

Subjective evaluation of entertainment value.

Who Is Back

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Take Slip·Oct 6, 2025·Who's Back
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HankHank

Taylor Swift's new album is a flop

My other's back the week is Taylor Swift... heard it was a flop. From what I've seen, I, I would give it not her best... some are saying it's, it's chat GPT. It's it's, yeah.

Subjective pop culture critique.

Playoff Baseball

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Take Slip·Oct 6, 2025·Playoff Baseball
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PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

The Yankees should not celebrate a wild card win

I don't think that the Yankees should celebrate winning a wild card round... I think every other team can do it. You're the New York Yankees. You're supposed to be the Yankees. The standard shouldn't just be winning a wild card series.

Subjective take on sports fandom etiquette and team standards.
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Take Slip·Oct 6, 2025·Playoff Baseball
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Big CatBig Cat

Pitching Matthew Boyd on short rest was an inexplicable mistake by Craig Counsell

Craig Council decided to pitch [Matthew Boyd] on short rest game one. He got absolutely lit up... I don't understand it. Why wouldn't you go bullpen? ... Short rest is for the end of a series, not the fucking first game of a series.

Analysis of a simulated game decision.
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Take Slip·Oct 6, 2025·Playoff Baseball
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MaxMax

The Phillies' current competitive run is nearing the end

This, it's, it, it is nearing the end of our run. Like Zach Wheeler, who knows what he's gonna be when he comes back... Schwarber is probably gone. Ranger Suarez is probably gone.

Outcome of the Phillies' window is pending future seasons.