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Oct 6, 2025
#15088
MemesMemes

The 2025 Jets are the worst team in football

They're on the clock. It's over. This is the worst team in football. And probably the worst team I've ever watched.

A hyperbolic opinion about a simulated team's quality.

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Void
Oct 6, 2025
#15084
HankHank

The Patriots have officially taken back control of the AFC East

Touchdown would be great. And the torch will be passed. It's, it's our, it's our division once again. Officially a torch passing.

The Patriots finished well below the Bills in the 2024 season, and this simulated 2025 take is being treated as subjective within the show's alternate reality.
Void
Oct 6, 2025
#15085
Big CatBig Cat

The Denver Broncos are for real after their win against the Eagles

It felt like one of those, Hey, this is the win the Broncos needed... the Broncos are for real.

This take refers to a specific simulated outcome within the show.
Void
Oct 6, 2025
#15086
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

The Eagles' loss was due to an absolute gauntlet of a schedule catching up with them

I will say that the Eagles also have played just an absolute gauntlet of a schedule so far... at some point that caught up with them a little bit. And the Broncos are good enough to take advantage of that.

Subjective analysis of a simulated game result.

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Oct 14, 2026·Hot Seat/Cool Throne
#31647
MemesMemes

The Eagles will beat the Panthers

The Eagles are gonna win this weekend. They're gonna get fixed. Must win.

The search results confirm that the Philadelphia Eagles were scheduled to play the Carolina Panthers on October 18, 2026. However, none of the provided sources state the final score or the winner of this specific game. Therefore, the outcome of the prediction is still unknown.
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Oct 12, 2026
#31630
MemesMemes

The Jets control their destiny in the division

If you win the game, you're three and three. The Patriots are three and three. You control your own destiny in the division.

The Jets' eventual AFC East position and whether the win becomes a turning point are unresolved.
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Oct 5, 2026
#31571
MemesMemes

Aaron Glenn may need to be fired

The next four games is what you'll see about Aaron Glenn. If he doesn't win some games, you have to. Otherwise you're just doing the same thing you did with Todd Bowles.

Aaron Glenn's job status and the Jets' next four-game stretch are not yet resolved.