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NFL Week 6: Jerry Jones’ Bad Birthday, Nick Sirianni’s Breakdown, and the NFC North Wagon
Week 6 brought the points back to the NFL, even if it didn't bring any joy to Dallas. Big Cat is flying high after Caleb Williams threw four touchdowns in London, effectively ending the Doug Pederson era for the Jaguars. It was a clinical performance that had PFT questioning if the Jaguars even know how sleep works, considering their travel schedule. The guys are starting to look at the history books for the Jags' head coach.
Big CatThe Doug Pederson and Nick Foles pairing is the craziest Super Bowl winning duo ever.
Are we gonna look back and say Doug Pederson and Nick Foles was the craziest Super Bowl winning combo of all time? It is the craziest thing. ... Doug Pederson is going to get fired probably mid-season here.
While one rookie QB thrived in London, another made his debut in New England. Drake Maye threw three touchdowns against a fierce Texans defense, which was more than enough to satisfy Hank, despite the lopsided final score.
HankI give Drake Maye a solid B-minus for his first career start.
I'm gonna give Drake Maye a solid B-minus. ... [A] bad interception. ... He did get pressured a lot. He did, you know, get thrown into the fire. But he threw a couple really nice deep balls. A couple mistakes. But it was, it was exciting.
Across the league, the Commanders' loss to the Ravens felt like a "measuring stick" game where both teams walked away feeling like contenders. The Ravens offense continues to be a juggernaut, with Derrick Henry closing out games like a human eraser.
Big CatThe Ravens offense is the best in the NFL.
The Ravens offense is the best offense in football. Maybe the Lions, they're [close]... but the Ravens are just, they are the first team since 1971... to have 150 plus rushing yards and a rush TD in all six of their first games.
Despite the loss, PFT isn't just optimistic about Washington; he’s ready to declare the start of a new era.
PFT CommenterThe Commanders' Super Bowl window is officially open.
I will announce that the Super Bowl window for the Commanders is officially open. This is the start of the Super Bowl window. Wow. We're not a Super Bowl winning team this year. I'm not thinking soupy this year, but I know when I see it, we have a Super Bowl window. We got a fuck load of cap space. we have a great quarterback. An awesome quarterback.
Things are much weirder in Philadelphia. Nick Sirianni spent his Sunday afternoon jawing with his own fans after a narrow win over the Browns. Between the shaved head and the bizarre post-game press conference featuring his kids as human shields from the media, Big Cat is convinced we are witnessing a full-scale meltdown.
Big CatNick Sirianni is having a mental breakdown.
Nick Sirianni after the game or while the game was still going on, looked into the crowd and started basically getting in an argument with the Eagles crowd... Has he lost his mind? He also shaved his head. Which which is a classic sign of losing his mind. ... Siri's showing up today. I think that everybody thought the same thing. Like this is, we saw what happened with Britney Spears. Is Siri in a conservatorship?
Max isn't holding his breath for a turnaround either, noting that the relationship between the city and the coach might be past the point of no return.
MaxNick Sirianni and the Eagles will have a mutual parting of ways at the end of the season.
I don't know. I think his time is, I feel like, honestly I feel like it's gonna, at the end of the year be a a mutual, a mutual parting of ways. ... He doesn't like if that's the way you're gonna react to like the fans acting like the fans have acted in Philadelphia for a hundred years.
Speaking of the Browns, Deshaun Watson continues to lead an offense that is historically inept. Big Cat has developed a theory that the Browns aren't benching him because of the contract, but because they’ve decided to use the NFL schedule as a form of judicial punishment for his off-field issues.
Big CatThe Browns are publicly shaming Deshaun Watson by forcing him to continue playing quarterback.
What if we're just thinking about it wrong? What if this is just the Browns actually doing justice in a public shaming way. They're like, he's so bad. And we know he is so bad he can't play quarterback. We're just gonna make him continue to play quarterback and publicly shame him because that's the only justice he'll ever have. ... The only way that the league can punish him? Make him continue to play quarterback.
In Dallas, Jerry Jones celebrated his 82nd birthday by watching the Lions hang 47 points on his team. The Lions were so dominant they were running trick plays for offensive linemen while already up by double digits. PFT is ready to crown them as the most complete team in the conference.
PFT CommenterThe Lions have the best roster in the NFC by far.
I think they're the best roster in the NFC by far. ... I still think that the Lions are, are good enough to still, we can still say I think they have the best roster in the NFC. ... I'm not saying the Lions are bad. I just don't, I don't think the Bucs [are in that tier].
As for the Cowboys, the stats are getting ugly. They’ve given up 167 points at home over their last four games, and Dak Prescott hasn't looked like the $60 million man he was supposed to be.
Big CatDak Prescott is an 'ass' quarterback.
The Cowboys, they're just ass. Dak is ass. He's had some big time games where he's been ass. ... He put them in a hole that basically they weren't able to get out of. He was horrible.
To wrap up the show, Who's Back featured a surprising admission from Hank, who is actually finding himself enjoying LeBron James after watching the new Netflix documentary.
HankI find myself actually liking LeBron James after watching the 'Starting Five' show on Netflix.
I have been watching, there's a lot episodes, so I'm, I'm not finished with it. But the NBA starting five show on Netflix. ... I do find myself like liking LeBron... He's funny. ... Like he's just, it's just the, he's funny. He's just a big goof.
At least someone is having a good time, because Jerry Jones is probably still staring at the sun coming through the windows of his own stadium.
