The Doug Pederson and Nick Foles pairing is the craziest Super Bowl winning duo ever.

Are we gonna look back and say Doug Pederson and Nick Foles was the craziest Super Bowl winning combo of all time? It is the craziest thing. ... Doug Pederson is going to get fired probably mid-season here.

The Commanders' Super Bowl window is officially open.

I will announce that the Super Bowl window for the Commanders is officially open. This is the start of the Super Bowl window. Wow. We're not a Super Bowl winning team this year. I'm not thinking soupy this year, but I know when I see it, we have a Super Bowl window. We got a fuck load of cap space. we have a great quarterback. An awesome quarterback.

The Ravens offense is the best in the NFL.

The Ravens offense is the best offense in football. Maybe the Lions, they're [close]... but the Ravens are just, they are the first team since 1971... to have 150 plus rushing yards and a rush TD in all six of their first games.

Getting excited for the NFL schedule release is for pussies

I can't get it up for the schedule release because it's—if you explained what the schedule release was to Vince Lombardi, he'd call you a pussy and spit in your face.

The NFL should release one game schedule per day for the entire off-season

The NFL, they should do, they should draw it out even longer. It should be one game that Roger Goodell releases per day for the entire off-season. And then at the end of it, he's like, okay, let's play some ball.

The Preakness Stakes should move its date to three weeks before the Kentucky Derby

Why doesn't the Preakness just say, screw it to the Kentucky Derby and schedule their main race for like three weeks before the Kentucky Derby? You wanna play hardball? Yeah, you could play hardball. I feel like if you, if your horse wins the Preakness, if it was scheduled for before the Derby, you're not skipping the derby. No, you gotta run in the derby.