NFL Week 6 Recap: Bears Are 5-1, Patriots Panic, and Deion Sanders on 'JB' Teams
Week 6 is officially in the books, and we have a full board of weirdness to sift through. Between the Fastest 2 Minutes and a Sunday night clash of the 'Whiz Kids,' the NFL gave us a Sunday that felt like a fever dream. Big Cat and PFT started with the Niners absolutely dismantling the Rams, proving that last week's disaster against the Dolphins was just a fluke.
The 49ers are officially back
Niners are officially back. Also George Kittle is a hundred percent back because I don't know how he got that open, but he he deserves a couple easy ones... Niners are officially back a hundred percent back.
While the Niners found their footing, the AFC North saw a brutal reality check. The Steelers didn't just beat the Browns; they reminded them who the big brother is in that rivalry. Big Cat still thinks the schedule opens up enough for Cleveland to make some noise later, but for now, they have to wear this one.
The Bears are 5-1 and the World is Mad
Big Cat is officially in his 'I will not apologize' era. The Bears went into Carolina and won an ugly, defensive-heavy game that has the rest of the league scratching their heads. Nick Foles didn't have to be perfect because the defense looked like the 2018 unit again.
The Bears will be underdogs every week and I will keep betting on them
The Bears are 5-1. I don't give a fuck how they're winning. They're going to be underdogs every single game. I'm going to keep betting on them... the defense is back... I know that deep down the Bears are destined for a 10 and 6 11 and 5 record and then to lose in a heartbreaking way in the first round and everyone to shit down my throat.
Despite the hot start, Big Cat is still a realist about how this story usually ends for his beloved Monsters of the Midway.
The Bears are destined for an 11-5 record followed by a heartbreaking first-round playoff loss
I know that deep down the Bears are destined for a 10 and 6, 11 and 5 record and then to lose in a heartbreaking way in the first round and everyone to shit down my throat.
AFC East Meltdown and the Gase Era
The Patriots lost a game to the Broncos where Denver didn't even score a touchdown. Six field goals were enough to sink a New England team that looked like they hadn't practiced in weeks, mostly because they haven't. Hank, ever the optimist, isn't ready to pull the alarm just yet.
There is a zero percent chance the Patriots miss the playoffs
What do you think that the chances are that the Patriots miss the playoffs entirely is here? Zero. Zero percent chance here.
Meanwhile, in Miami, the Jets continued their historic run of incompetence. Adam Gase has managed to stay employed despite overseeing an offense that currently looks like it’s being run through a dial-up modem.
Adam Gase's ability to stay employed is commendable
I actually am going to zag on everyone and say like I I applaud Adam gase for getting this far in life. Yeah, it's incredible what he has done... It is a great lesson for everyone out there get yourself next to someone great and have everyone else think that you had something to do with it. And you're set for life.
Prime Time Thoughts with Deion Sanders
Coach Prime joined the show to help make sense of the weekend, specifically the Packers getting punched in the mouth by Tom Brady and the Bucs. Deion wasn't surprised that the physical nature of Tampa Bay's defense rattled Aaron Rodgers. He also had some choice words for the Browns after their blowout loss in Pittsburgh.
The Browns are a 'JB' (Junior Boy) team, not Varsity yet
They're JB. You know that, we know that, everyone knows that. They know that they're JB. They're not Varsity yet... the whole team, they're not on that level yet, man. They got a ways to go.
Looking ahead to the draft, the conversation turned to Trevor Lawrence and the terrifying possibility of him landing with the Jets. Deion thinks the Clemson star might take a page out of the Manning playbook to avoid that situation.
Trevor Lawrence will pull an Elway and an Eli Manning to refuse to play for the Jets
I feel like Trevor Lawrence is going to pull a Elway in an Eli. Mmm-hmm and say I'm not doing that... It's something wrong with the organization. You can't have it. It's not too many. That's too many consecutive quarterbacks in the in a system.
To wrap things up, the crew went through a legendary 'Who's Back' featuring a JFK Jr. sighting and Nick Saban defeating COVID-19 in record time. It's a great day to be a Bears fan, even if the rest of the world is waiting for the floor to fall out.
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