NFL Week 9, Fastest 2 Minutes, The Bears Are A Disaster, The Lions Are Unstoppable + Jason Kelce And Joel Embiid Stepped To The Haters

Saquon Barkley is on the Christian McCaffrey level

I think it's fair to say that he's on the McCaffrey level of like, he's a running back that can actually make a difference in your offense.

Josh Allen and the Bills are the Miami Dolphins' daddy

Josh Allen and Sean McDermott and the Buffalo Bills continue to be the Miami Dolphins Daddy. Sean McDermott's now 15 and 2 against the Dolphins.

Dennis Allen is one of the worst NFL head coaches of all time

Dennis Allen is the third worst NFL head coach of all time. He's now 26 and 52 as a head coach. And there's only two head coaches in history who have coached as many games as he has with the worst losing percentage.

The Dolphins are the best two-win team in the NFL

I think the Dolphins are by far the best two win team in the NFL.

The Patriots should draft Travis Hunter

I feel like you gotta take the best player in college football. Travis Hunter... you get two players for one with him. It's tremendous value.

Matt Eberflus is a loser and needs to be fired immediately

Matt Eberflus is a loser and he needs to be fired, which he won't be because the Bears will never fire a coach in the middle of the season... This team quit. It's an utter disaster. Matt Eberflus is oh and 18 on Sundays on the road.

The Cowboys are a bad football team with a lot of holes

The Cowboys are not good. They're not a good football team. They're not a playoff team. They have a lot of holes. They like building the entire offense out of just CD Lamb does not make any sense.

The Cowboys should trade Micah Parsons

I actually think they should trade Micah Parsons. They never will. But that would be the smart move for Jerry Jones. So if you're like, if you signed Dak Prescott to a big deal and you're like, he's the quarterback, you need some draft picks. You need to start like getting depth around him.

Derrick Henry is officially on 2,000-yard watch

Derrick Henry... reached a thousand yards. We're on 2,000 yard watch. He is 1052 yards on the season. We are officially on 2,000 yard watch for Derrick Henry.

The Bears will eventually hire Lincoln Riley and it will be a disaster

You know who they're gonna get? They're gonna get stinking Riley. He's gonna bolt from USC and that's going to be a disaster. We're gonna, and he's gonna get Caleb Williams playing good football and that defense is gonna erode. And it's gonna just be like, the Bears will then flip into a team that scores a lot and has the worst defense in the NFL.

The Commanders could reach the NFC Championship if they beat the Steelers and Eagles

If we somehow beat the Steelers and the Eagles... I could see us potentially getting to the NFC Championship game. And you wouldn't have a road game until the NFC Championship game.

The Lions are currently the best team in the NFL

I'll say it, the Chiefs are undefeated, but I think the Lions is the best team in the NFL right now. If they were playing next week, I would take the Lions.

The Chargers have an identity and Jim Harbaugh is the reason

What Harbaugh does when you get a guy like Jim Harbaugh, he gives your team an identity. The Chargers have an identity. They play tough, hard football. And when you have an identity, you can win games.

If the Eagles beat the Cowboys and Commanders, they can beat the Lions

If we go two and oh these next two [Cowboys and Commanders], I'm thinking there's no reason we can't beat the Lions.

Jason Kelce was in the right for smashing that kid's phone

Jason Kelce turned around, grabbed his phone, smashed it through the crust of the earth, awesome spike... I have no problem with that guy brought the F word into it. Fair play... I stand with Jason Kelce.

Joel Embiid was justified in shoving the reporter

I am on Joel Embiid's side. This reporter Marcus Hayes wrote an article basically calling Joel Embiid... calling out his dead brother. You don't have to bring up Joel Embiid's family... Fuck that guy.