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O-line special feat. Bengals Eric Winston + Clint Boling and Steelers David DeCastro 05/27/2016

Friday, May 27, 201614 takes

Big Cat and PFT break down the final leg of #GritWeek2016 and talk NBA and NHL conference finals. Bengals lineman and head of NFLPA Eric Winston is interviewed along with teammate Clint Boling, followed by an interview with Steelers Pro Bowl lineman David DeCastro. Segments include sorry not sorry, man card and Jimbos of the week.

Eric Winston and David DeCastro on the Grit Week O-Line Special

Grit Week 2016 is officially gasping for air as the RV rolls into Indianapolis. Big Cat and PFT are sounding a little hoarse, but that’s what happens when you spend a week living on a bus and eating local delicacies that probably shouldn't be consumed by humans. The trip through Cincinnati was particularly treacherous, leading to some serious questions about the local culinary scene.

Void
May 27, 2016
#4659
Big CatBig Cat

Skyline Chili is a running joke used by Cincinnati residents to prank tourists

Skyline Chili, I'm convinced all of Cincinnati has Stockholm Syndrome. I don't know what is going on there. They have convinced themselves that's real food that people should eat. I think it's a running joke. Everyone in Cincinnati was like, hey, let's try to convince the rest of the world that every time they come visit us, they have to eat this diarrhea.

Whether something is a 'joke' is subjective, but Skyline remains a genuinely popular institution in Cincinnati.

After surviving the chili, the guys attempted an untimed "Milk Mile" around a fountain in Indy. It quickly devolved into Big Cat, PFT, Hank, and Feidelberg puking whole milk in front of horrified tourists. It wasn't officially timed, but PFT is confident they broke some sort of record for collective gastric distress.

Hoops and Puck Talk

Steph Curry is suddenly healthy again now that the Warriors are winning, but the Western Conference Finals are still heating up. While the media is falling over themselves to praise the Warriors' heart, Big Cat sees a different outcome for the next game in OKC.

Loss
May 27, 2016
#4661
Big CatBig Cat

The Thunder will smoke the Warriors in Game 6

I think the Thunder are going to smoke the Warriors in game six.

The Warriors won Game 6 (the famous Klay Thompson game) and Game 7 to win the series.

In the NHL, we’ve reached the peak of natural history. The Sharks are set to face the Penguins in the Stanley Cup Finals. PFT is mostly concerned with the lack of class shown by Sidney Crosby during the trophy presentation.

Loss
May 27, 2016
#4664
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Sidney Crosby is a less classy player than Alex Ovechkin because he touched the Prince of Wales Trophy

What I care about is that Sidney Crosby touched the trophy. He touched the trophy. Big no-no. You know who's never touched that trophy? Alexander Ovechkin. That's why he is a classier player than Sidney Crosby. That's why he doesn't have bad luck. That's right.

Hot TakeHockeyHotSarcastic
Crosby and the Penguins won the Stanley Cup immediately following this, disproving the 'bad luck' claim.

The Trenches: Winston, Boling, and DeCastro

The bus got a lot heavier as Bengals linemen Eric Winston and Clint Boling joined the show to discuss the AFC North's most violent rivalry. Eric Winston, who also serves as the NFLPA President, gave some insight into what it’s like dealing with the league office.

Void
May 27, 2016
#20958
EW
Eric Winston

If Roger Goodell isn't 'motherfucking' me behind my back, I'm not doing my job as NFLPA President

I feel like in a weird way, if [Roger Goodell] hasn't [motherfucked me behind my back], I'm probably not doing my job... You have to stump for the players.

This is a philosophy of leadership in labor relations and cannot be proven true or false.

Later, Steelers Pro Bowler David DeCastro hopped on to give the Pittsburgh perspective. He went from the polite confines of Stanford to the grittiest city in the world, and he didn't hold back on which rivalry feels more personal these days.

Void
May 27, 2016
#20959
DD
David DeCastro

The Steelers-Bengals rivalry in 2016 was worse and more intense than the Steelers-Ravens rivalry

Honestly, I think it was worse with the Bengals this year... just the Bengals are something different. That game was wild, man.

This is a subjective assessment of team tension during a specific era of the NFL.

During the DeCastro interview, we got a classic Grit Week moment when Andrew Luck actually called DeCastro’s phone mid-segment. We found out Luck uses an iPad with a data plan for group chats but still clings to a flip phone for his "brand."

Man Cards and Spin Zones

Big Cat is officially issuing a Man Card violation to the Scripps National Spelling Bee. What used to be a cutthroat display of childhood pressure has turned into a millennial-focused dance party.

Void
May 27, 2016·Man Card
#4668
Big CatBig Cat

The Spelling Bee stinks now because it tries too hard to be 'millennial-friendly'

I'm a spelling bee purist... I kind of like some of the new stuff that they're doing to try to draw on the millennial. No, they're trying to be too cute. It's too cute. They're having the kids dab. I like the cutthroat. I like the competitiveness. I like the pressure where you know these 12-year-olds, if they get this word wrong, their whole entire life is going to be crushed.

Subjective opinion on entertainment value.

In a new Spin Zone, the St. Louis Cardinals are trying to convince the world that losing a baseball game can actually be a positive. After dropping a game to the Cubs, the Cardinals' locker room was buzzing about their "statement loss."

Win
May 27, 2016·Spin Zone
#4669
Big CatBig Cat

The St. Louis Cardinals 'statement loss' is a ridiculous spin by a losing team

My favorite team in Major League Baseball, St. Louis Cardinals, they had a statement loss against my actual favorite team, the Cubs, on Wednesday. They showed determination and grit, that's a quote, when they lost to the Cubs. Colton Wong said, 'I think we still made a statement in the loss.' In the loss? Don't let the Cardinals get too hot with all these statement losses they're throwing out there.

Hot TakeBaseballHotSarcastic
The Cardinals missed the playoffs in 2016 for the first time since 2010, suggesting the 'statement losses' did not help.

To wrap things up, the guys checked in on J.J. Watt’s social media, where he was busy posting about sitting on his couch watching the NBA playoffs. For a guy who talks about "paying rent" on his success every day, it seems like he might be facing eviction.

If you see the RV in Indy this weekend, stay clear of the splash zone.

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Win
May 27, 2016
#4662
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

The NBA and Kevin Durant should stop exaggerating player heights

When did Kevin Durant become seven feet tall? He's six foot nine, right? They used to call Ben Wallace a seven footer and it's like he was at least six, I don't know, ten or something like that. Kevin Durant's... that's giving him more than a few inches. I often hear this with LeBron... they add 10 pounds and they add at least one inch every time they talk about him. I hope we can pull back from that on Kevin Durant.

Durant eventually admitted he is 7 feet in shoes, and the NBA later corrected listed heights.
Loss
May 27, 2016
#4663
Big CatBig Cat

The San Jose Sharks will defeat the Pittsburgh Penguins in the Stanley Cup Finals

The Stanley Cup finals. Sharks eat penguins. Not to brag, but I called it. Yes, you did. Because it was the only matchup that could occur in nature.

The Penguins won the series 4-2 to win the Stanley Cup.
Void
May 27, 2016
#20957
Big CatBig Cat

Joe Thornton is wrong for playing with his kids instead of watching his potential Stanley Cup opponents

Joe Thornton, when the Sharks won the Western Conference Finals... said that he was going to play with his kids during the Game 7 Penguins-Lightnings. Not watch who he was going to play in the Stanley Cup Finals. Mike Milbury was not happy... how you win a Stanley Cup is being always focused and making sure you tune in to your opponent even when you're not playing them.

The Sharks ultimately lost the Stanley Cup Finals to the Penguins 4-2, so focus may have been an issue, though playing with kids is a subjective lifestyle choice.
Void
May 27, 2016
#4665
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

NFL players should only be allowed to have sex from May to August to ensure offseason births

I've been a long-standing fan of this policy for the NFL... I think that players should only be able to have sex through the months of, what is it, like May through August to time it so that you have an offseason baby. Because I hate it when Joe Flacco has to miss the Pro Bowl or threaten.

This is a satirical policy proposal that cannot be verified for correctness in a factual sense.
Void
May 27, 2016
#4666
Big CatBig Cat

Bengals vs. Steelers is currently the biggest rivalry in the NFL

Cincinnati Bengals, Pittsburgh Steelers. Maybe the biggest rivalry going right now in the NFL.

In 2016, this was widely considered the most volatile rivalry in the league due to the playoff ending.
Win
Big CatBig Cat

Chris Berman's retirement report is a bargaining chip for his next contract

Does Chris Berman not strike you as the type of guy that's going to take a victory lap? He is a victory lap guy through and through. So this wishy-washy back and forth, this was all on purpose... Or what this could be is a bargaining chip. He might be trying to play him for a raise. His contract's up next year. So he's dangling the threat of retirement.

Berman did indeed take a year-long 'victory lap' in late 2016 and early 2017 before stepping down from his primary roles.
Void
May 27, 2016
#4670
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

J.J. Watt is lazy and failing to pay his 'success rent' by watching TV on his couch

Sounds like he wasn't paying his rent for his success tonight. Sounds like he should have been in the gym instead of sitting on the couch watching TV, taking his athletic ability for granted... Sounds like someone's going to be late on his success rent.

This is a satirical application of a nonsensical motivational phrase.

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