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Patrick Beverley, March Is Here, NFL Cuts, Mike Tyson Is Back + Fyre Fest Of The Week

Friday, March 8, 202421 takes

March finally feels like it has arrived with Day Basketball. Shaka Smart needs to stop going on the court. NFL Cuts and Mike Tyson vs Jake Paul (-). Hank may be in the Patriots Documentary and he reveals his number 9 Patriot (-). Patrick Beverley joins the show in studio to talk about his NBA Career, how he went from Arkansas to overseas to the league, who he has current beef with, what makes him a dawg and tons more (-). We finish with Fyre Fest of the week and a tease for a big Monday (-).

Patrick Beverley on NBA Grinding, LeBron's Blueprint, and the Bucks' Title Run

March has officially arrived, and Big Cat is already feeling the pain of day basketball after the Murray State Racers ruined his life. While conference tournaments get underway, the energy in the office is shifting toward bubble watch and the realization that some seniors have been playing college basketball for what feels like a decade.

Loss
Mar 8, 2024
#14286
Big CatBig Cat

The Murray State Racers are the worst team in the country

I wish someone had told me that Murray State Racers were the worst team in the country. Oh, did they? Fuck you. Oh man, they fucked me bad.

Murray State finished with a KenPom ranking of 199 out of 362, making them roughly average, not the worst.

PFT is looking at the top of the bracket with a specific eye on the SEC, though he admits there might be a physical ceiling for some of the more high-profile stars in the tournament.

Loss
Mar 8, 2024
#14287
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Tennessee and Houston are my two picks to win the NCAA Tournament

I'm heavily leveraged in the Volunteers this year. I think Tennessee and Houston are my two picks.

Both teams failed to win the title. Houston lost in the Sweet 16 and Tennessee lost in the Elite 8. UConn won the tournament.
Loss
Mar 8, 2024
#14288
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Dalton Knecht might get shoved around by physical teams in March

Watching him play last night, I was thinking to myself like, I could see [Dalton Knecht] getting shoved around in March. I could see like a physical team just like, whoa, Houston putting the, yes, exactly. I could see a tough team like Houston, Kelvin Sampson being like, go out there and beat the fuck outta the skinny guy.

Knecht actually performed well in March, scoring 37 points in the Elite 8 loss to Purdue, showing he could handle physicality.

NFL Cuts and the Mike Tyson Circus

Beyond the hardwood, the NFL is in a state of chaos with massive roster purges. The Bills are doing a hard reset, which PFT argues might be the only way to excise the demons of previous playoff heartbreaks.

Void
Mar 8, 2024
#14289
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

The Buffalo Bills need new players who haven't been scarred by losses to Patrick Mahomes

I almost feel like the, the bills could deal with just getting new blood in there that haven't been around for the heartbreaks. Because you carry that baggage with you. If you're a player on that team, if you're a coach on that team, every time you have a heartbreaking loss to Joe Burrow or to Patrick Mahomes. Especially Patrick Mahomes, you kind of, that's a scar that you keep with you for a long time.

This is subjective, but the Bills did lean into a youth movement in 2024 following these veteran cuts.

Meanwhile, the news of Mike Tyson fighting Jake Paul on Netflix has the guys split between the absurdity of the matchup and the genuine fear that Iron Mike still has the power to end a man's life. Big Cat is fully leaning into the spectacle, regardless of the potential exhibition rules.

Loss
Mar 8, 2024
#14290
Big CatBig Cat

I'm fully in on Mike Tyson vs Jake Paul because Tyson can knock anyone out at any moment

I'm in on this fight. Mike Tyson, one of the most ferocious boxers of all time, could knock anyone out at any moment. And that's how you sell fights. I'm in no matter what and it's free.

The fight was postponed and eventually happened in November 2024. Tyson did not knock out Paul; Paul won via unanimous decision in a relatively tame fight.
Void
Mar 8, 2024
#22740
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Mike Tyson is the main attraction in the fight against Jake Paul, which is rare for a Jake Paul fight

It's the rare fight where I think most times when Jake Paul fights somebody, people buy the fight because it's Jake Paul... He's the main attraction. In this one, I think Mike Tyson might be the main attraction.

The 'main attraction' is a subjective measure of market interest, though viewership metrics often support Tyson's massive pull.

QB Tiers and Draft Anxiety

With the draft approaching, the guys looked at Chris Sims' latest quarterback rankings. Big Cat found himself in the uncomfortable position of actually respecting Sims' track record, even if it means some project players like Drake Maye are ranked lower than the consensus.

Void
Mar 8, 2024
#22741
Big CatBig Cat

I respect Chris Sims' quarterback rankings because he's actually been more right than wrong when evaluating talent

For everything Chris Sims is wrong about with Tua-non, he actually has been pretty good with his tiers when it comes to the quarterback stuff... He's been more right than wrong. That kind of scares me.

Assessing a scout's career accuracy is partially objective based on results, but Big Cat is stating his personal respect for the track record.
Open
Mar 8, 2024
#14291
Big CatBig Cat

Caleb Williams is the correct pick at number one for any NFL team

Caleb Williams is the right pick to make at number one right now. Right? If the chiefs had had number two in that 2017 draft, they would've probably taken Patrick Mahomes. I don't know if there's another team that if they had number one would taken anyone but Caleb Williams.

Williams was indeed the consensus #1 and was drafted there by the Bears. His career success is pending.

This led to the inevitable debate between PFT and Hank regarding the Commanders and Patriots picking at two and three. PFT is already manifesting the worst-case scenario where Washington picks the wrong guy and lets the real star fall right into the Patriots' lap.

Void
Mar 8, 2024
#22742
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

I'd rather be picking third than second in the NFL Draft so that the decision is made for us

I've never been more sure of the fact that whichever quarterback that we don't take is gonna be really good. And then Hank [Pats] gets the one that we [Commanders] don't take. I would rather be picking third. Our decision was made for us.

A preference for draft positioning is an opinion.

Patrick Beverley: First Team Dawg

Patrick Beverley joined the show in studio for over an hour, and it was an all-timer. He broke down his insane journey from getting kicked out of Arkansas to playing in second-division Ukraine and eventually buying himself out of a Russian contract just to get a non-guaranteed shot with the Rockets. Pat Bev explained that his longevity comes from a specific business plan he hatched early in his career.

Void
Mar 8, 2024
#22745
Patrick BeverleyPatrick Beverley

The key to a long NBA career is playing elite defense for the first six years to establish yourself, which buys you another decade to show your offense

In order for me to sustain a career in the NBA, the key or the code to the bank or to the key to get in the door was defense. Now, once I set the stone in six years, I should be cool if I ride that wave, I should be good for like another eight or nine years. During that eight or nine years I can show offense.

This is a personal professional philosophy that has successfully sustained Beverley's 12+ year career.

He also gave a fascinating look into the mentalities of NBA players, claiming that for many of the league's giants, basketball is a job they were forced into by their height rather than a passion.

Void
Mar 8, 2024
#14294
Patrick BeverleyPatrick Beverley

70% of big men in the NBA do not actually love basketball

50% of the NBA are guys that don't love basketball... Let's raise that number to 70 then for the big guys. 70% of the big guys... it's forced upon you because you're seven feet. Something wrong happened in your life [if you didn't play basketball at that height].

This is an unprovable claim about the internal motivations of athletes.

Despite his reputation as a pest, Pat Bev spoke with incredible reverence about LeBron James. He credited LeBron with showing him the blueprint for being a professional during their short time together in Miami, a take Big Cat had to push back on with his own brand of logic.

Void
Mar 8, 2024
#14295
Patrick BeverleyPatrick Beverley

LeBron James provided the blueprint for NBA sustainability and professionalism

Every single day of every minute of the day, I was with LeBron James. He showed me how to do everything the right way... Be different. That foundation he gave me with the Miami Heat is probably why I'm sustainable now.

Subjective personal experience.
Loss
Mar 8, 2024
#14296
Big CatBig Cat

LeBron James isn't that special because he merely lived up to the expectations we set

LeBron's actually not that special because we kind of called it... he just kind of lived up to his expectations. He was the chosen one. He didn't do anything that we didn't predict. We were right, man.

The take is satirical, but literally LeBron has exceeded almost every possible expectation, making this 'incorrect' as a literal claim.

Now in Milwaukee, Pat Bev is reunited with Doc Rivers and isn't shying away from expectations. He knows exactly what he brings to a locker room and why he's worth every bit of the investment the Bucks made.

Push
Mar 8, 2024
#14297
Patrick BeverleyPatrick Beverley

I guarantee the Bucks have a chance to compete for a championship this year

I guarantee a chance to compete for a championship [with the Bucks]. Yes. It's the only answer.

The Bucks were the 3-seed in the East but were eliminated in the first round by the Indiana Pacers. While they 'competed', they were not close to the title.

Fyre Fest and The Bears Are Back

Hank’s Fyre Fest involved the fact that he still has a Christmas tree up in March because he's been too busy with comedy shows and golf boondoggles. PFT revealed a massive gambling plan involving the Oakland Athletics, while Big Cat ended the week on a high note thanks to some news out of Chicago.

Void
Mar 8, 2024·Fyre Fest
#22747
Big CatBig Cat

The Bears are back now that they've extended Jaylon Johnson

Jaylon Johnson extended... Four-year deal. He was franchise tagged and they were saying they were gonna keep working on it. Fucking love it. It's a good move. Oh, bears are back.

The extension was real, but the claim that the team is 'back' is a subjective matter of fandom.
Void
Mar 8, 2024·Fyre Fest
#14298
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

I'm betting $100,000 total against the Oakland Athletics this season

I think I'm gonna bet a hundred thousand dollars total against either the Athletics or the Chicago White Sox every single game this season... officially decided I'm betting a hundred thousand dollars against the Athletics.

Personal betting challenge by PFT Commenter to bet $100K against the Athletics. Whether he actually followed through and the results are unverifiable.

Just remember, if you see a white Christmas tree in a dumpster in South Boston, it probably belonged to a guy who thinks Mike Vrabel is the ninth-best Patriot ever.

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More Takes

Void
Mar 8, 2024
#14292
Big CatBig Cat

Boobs are officially back in pop culture

I told you Sydney Sweeney has done it. I think boobs are back guys. Yeah. That, that picture all time... Sydney Sweeney has done it.

This is a subjective cultural observation.
Win
Mar 8, 2024
#22743
HankHank

The Celtics losing to the Cavs after blowing a big fourth-quarter lead is the definition of a 'start of the championship DVD' loss

That was the definition of a start of the championship DVD loss against the Cavs late in the season. They got complacent. They blew a huge fourth quarter lead... That was a good wake up call game.

The Celtics did go on to win the 2024 NBA Championship, making this 'wake up call' narrative accurate in retrospect.
Void
Mar 8, 2024
#14293
HankHank

Mike Vrabel is the #9 Patriot of all time

My player... is Mike Vrabel. Great linebacker for a long time. Great pass catcher, legendary touchdowns. Great dude. He is number nine. Top 10 of all time.

Purely subjective team ranking.
Void
Mar 8, 2024
#22744
Patrick BeverleyPatrick Beverley

Daryl Morey trading me for a second-round pick and Cam Payne was a hell of a business move

You get a 35-year-old, you pay him the minimum. You get Pat Bev for the minimum, literally steal... Then you trade him, you get a younger Cam Payne and you get a second round pick. You gotta think that's a hell of a business move. I understand how it is.

The quality of a trade is subjective, but Pat Bev is accurately describing the value extraction strategy of Morey.
Void
Mar 8, 2024
#22746
Patrick BeverleyPatrick Beverley

Draymond Green gets the JJ Watt treatment on defense where they let him freelance and do whatever he wants

They give [Draymond Green] the JJ Watt treatment. They let him do whatever the fuck he wants... They let him roam. Freelance.

The tactical role of a player is an expert opinion from a peer.

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