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Philadelphia Eagles Chris Long, Beau Allen, and Jason Kelce
Live from Philadelphia it's Pardon My Take's Football Week with stops in Philly, Indianapolis, and Buffalo. Fastest 2 minutes plus a full breakdown of the NFL after 12 weeks with fraud or for real ( - ). Who's Back of the week talking Greg Schiano's brief stint at Tennessee and Christmas trees ( - ). Philadelphia Eagles Chris Long, Beau Allen and Jason Kelce join the show to talk about the 10-1 Eagles, life in the NFL, Wisconsin's Big Ten Championship chances, and why Travis and Jason Kelce are so different ( - ). Segments include Football Guy Of The Week, the debut of "Let's Get mad online about College Football Rankings", "Vino Chronicles" and "Translating Rob Gronkowski", plus sabermetrics for Chip Kelly and the coaching carousal in College Football.
Recap
Big CatThe Kansas City Chiefs are officially frauds
The Bills, they might be back... This is for real because they go into Kansas City, a Chiefs team that I will officially say is a fraud. They're frauds.
PFT CommenterThe Chargers are for real and will win the AFC West
I'm going to tell you why they're frauds, because they're going to win the AFC West... you were saying that they would be the best team to not make the playoffs. Guess what? You were fucking wrong because they are going to make the playoffs.
Big CatThe NFC South is the toughest division in football
I think we can officially say [the NFC South] is the toughest division in football. The Falcons, the Panthers and the Saints all in my for reals category. And I don't know, like all those teams should make the NFC playoffs.
Big CatThe Steelers will throttle the Packers on Sunday Night Football
I think they will throttle the Packers. Put it in the books. It's a very safe shot to call. I bet minus 14, and I feel very confident in my bet.
Who Is Back
Interview
Chris LongAnything is possible for the Eagles with Carson Wentz at quarterback
When you have Carson Wentz, anything's possible. Yeah, he's unbelievable.
Beau AllenWisconsin will beat Ohio State 27-17 in the Big Ten Championship
Obviously the Badgers are going to win... I think it's going to be 27-17.
Big CatWisconsin will lose the Big Ten Championship in heartbreaking fashion because of Alex Hornibrook
One side of my brain says that Wisconsin has everything they need to win this game. The other side of my brain says Hornibrook's going to have to make four or five passes in key points... and he's not going to be able to. And we're going to lose in heartbreaking fashion.
Let S Get Mad About College Football Online
PFT CommenterGus Malzahn looks like Marlon's man's lawyer
I take one look at Gus Malzahn and I think there's no way that this guy is a successful college coach... he looks like Marlon's man's lawyer. Like, if the lawyer had a lawyer, he would look like Gus Malzahn.