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Rams HC Sean McVay + QB Jared Goff and the Mount Rushmore Of Sidekicks
Chris Berman might be back and we judge the new MNF crew based off 10 minutes of Football which is incredibly unfair of us ( - ). Jalen Ramsey roasts Quarterbacks and we do word association with his list ( - ). Mt Rushmore of sidekicks ( - ). Rams HC Sean McVay joins the show to talk about Super Bowl expectations, whether he has the facial hair of a Football guy and the Rams saying "the standard is the standard" ( - ). Rams QB Jared Goff joins the show to talk about year 2 under McVay's offense, California Teens, and our newest interview tactic "people also ask" ( - ). Segments include Hurt or Injured Big Ben, Way to stay relevant Baseball, Embrace Debate did the Yankees earn their pinstripes and Grab Bag of Roasts/Jimbos/Explain It
Recap
Big CatPutting the third announcer on a field-level cart for MNF is a mistake
When you put a guy, a third guy, not in the booth, in some fucking weird contraption on the field, it will always feel like he's butting into the conversation and doesn't know really when to talk.
PFT CommenterThe new Monday Night Football booth is an 'F' without Joe Tessitore
Without Joe Tessitore, it's an F.
PFT CommenterMarcus Mariota or Jameis Winston will officially be labeled a bust this year
One of those two guys [Mariota or Winston] is going to suck again and we go bust, bust, bust.
Big CatJalen Ramsey will have a major, high-profile mistake this season due to 'karma'
I'm saying Jalen Ramsey is going to have a big fuck up in a big game this year. And people are going to have a roast show on Twitter.
PFT CommenterBig Ben believes the helmet is literally part of his head
I think Big Ben is dumb enough where he actually believes that the helmet is part of his head. And he's like, I've been decapitated.
Big CatIt's a sad day when Roethlisberger, Rivers, and Eli Manning retire
I'm going to really be disappointed when Big Ben retires. He's one of those guys, I don't want to get doom and gloom here, but Big Ben, Rivers, Eli Manning, all these guys retiring is going to be so sad.
Interview
PFT CommenterJared Goff is a front runner for the 2018 NFL MVP
Jared, a lot of people are saying MVP candidate this year. I'm putting it out there right now. I think I said front runner MVP for 2018, right?
Jared GoffThe Rams will make the Super Bowl this season
[Are you guys going to the Super Bowl this year?] Man, we better. We've got a good team. We've got good pieces in place.
Jared GoffI am not a fan of Europe and didn't enjoy staying in London
I don't love staying in London. The city of London is great. We stayed like an hour outside of London. Food is not great. And there's not really much to do. And I just don't, I'm just not a huge fan of Europe.
Mount Rushmore
PFT CommenterA-Rod moving to third base makes him an all-time sidekick
My next one is going to be A-Rod. Move to third base. Before he ever won anything.
Grab Bag
PFT CommenterSalt water in the ocean is created by fish semen
It's brackish because that's where all the fish come. So when a fish jizzes... all that jizz has to go somewhere, and it just goes in the water and makes salt water.