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Rams HC Sean McVay + QB Jared Goff and the Mount Rushmore Of Sidekicks

Friday, August 17, 201814 takes

Chris Berman might be back and we judge the new MNF crew based off 10 minutes of Football which is incredibly unfair of us ( - ). Jalen Ramsey roasts Quarterbacks and we do word association with his list ( - ). Mt Rushmore of sidekicks ( - ). Rams HC Sean McVay joins the show to talk about Super Bowl expectations, whether he has the facial hair of a Football guy and the Rams saying "the standard is the standard" ( - ). Rams QB Jared Goff joins the show to talk about year 2 under McVay's offense, California Teens, and our newest interview tactic "people also ask" ( - ). Segments include Hurt or Injured Big Ben, Way to stay relevant Baseball, Embrace Debate did the Yankees earn their pinstripes and Grab Bag of Roasts/Jimbos/Explain It

Sean McVay and Jared Goff on Rams’ Super Bowl Hopes and Sidekicks

The training camp tour hits its final stop at Rams camp, and the energy is high as Big Cat and PFT Commenter recap a week that saw the return of Chris Berman and the debut of the new Monday Night Football crew. While Joe Tessitore gets some love, the rest of the production choices left the guys scratching their heads, particularly the decision to keep Booger McFarland on a floating field-level crane. Big Cat is already calling it a failure of geometry and conversation flow.

Win
Aug 17, 2018
#13471
Big CatBig Cat

Putting the third announcer on a field-level cart for MNF is a mistake

When you put a guy, a third guy, not in the booth, in some fucking weird contraption on the field, it will always feel like he's butting into the conversation and doesn't know really when to talk.

The 'Booger Mobile' was widely panned by fans and eventually discontinued after one season.

PFT was even harsher on the chemistry in the booth, specifically how it felt like the legendary Joe Tessitore was doing all the heavy lifting for the new broadcast team.

Void
Aug 17, 2018
#13472
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

The new Monday Night Football booth is an 'F' without Joe Tessitore

Without Joe Tessitore, it's an F.

Subjective opinion on broadcast quality.

Jalen Ramsey’s Hit List and the Bust Watch

The guys also dove into Jalen Ramsey’s legendary GQ interview where he essentially called every quarterback in the league trash. It led to a broader discussion about which young signal-callers are actually on the verge of losing their "future star" status. PFT is ready to pull the trigger on labeling one of the 2015 top picks as a total loss if things don't change fast this season.

Win
Aug 17, 2018
#13473
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Marcus Mariota or Jameis Winston will officially be labeled a bust this year

One of those two guys [Mariota or Winston] is going to suck again and we go bust, bust, bust.

Both players eventually lost their starting jobs with their original teams. Winston was replaced after 2019 and Mariota was benched for Tannehill in 2019.

While Ramsey was busy making enemies, Big Cat warned that the football gods usually have a way of balancing the scales when a cornerback talks this much trash before the season even starts.

Push
Aug 17, 2018
#13474
Big CatBig Cat

Jalen Ramsey will have a major, high-profile mistake this season due to 'karma'

I'm saying Jalen Ramsey is going to have a big fuck up in a big game this year. And people are going to have a roast show on Twitter.

Ramsey had a good season individually, but the Jaguars went 5-11 and the hype around him turned to frustration before his eventual trade.

Mount Rushmore of Sidekicks

It’s getting late in the summer, which means Mount Rushmore season is winding down. To celebrate the unsung heroes, Big Cat, PFT, and Hank drafted the Mount Rushmore of Sidekicks. Big Cat stayed true to his Chicago roots by leading off with Scottie Pippen, but he also dipped into the sitcom world to fill out his roster.

Void
Big CatBig Cat

Dwight Schrute is a sidekick to Michael Scott

I'm going to go with George Costanza and Dwight Schrute. Those are my second and third picks [for Mount Rushmore of Sidekicks]. [Dwight] was to Michael.

Subjective ranking of fictional characters.

PFT went a different route, looking at the ultimate sacrifice in sports: a superstar giving up his primary position to accommodate a teammate. It’s the ultimate "number two" move that defined an era in New York.

Void
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

A-Rod is an all-time sidekick because he agreed to move to third base for Derek Jeter

My next one is going to be A-Rod. Move to third base. Before he ever won anything.

Whether A-Rod counts as a 'sidekick' is subjective, though he did literally play second-fiddle to Jeter's leadership and position.

Seven Minutes in Heaven with Sean McVay

Coach Sean McVay joined the show for a quick "Seven Minutes in Heaven" segment. The guys grilled him on his perfectly groomed beard—which PFT still argues is too manicured for a true "football guy"—and his offensive philosophy. McVay was glowing about his quarterback’s progression, noting that the training wheels are officially off for the former number one pick.

Win
Aug 17, 2018
#29025
Sean McVaySean McVay

Jared Goff has mastered the Rams system and can now create off-schedule plays

I think with Jared, you know, you see why he's the number one overall pick. He can make all the throws. He can change the launch point. He can create off schedule... being in the system for a second year... [he's] become more of a master of it.

Goff had a career year in 2018, leading the Rams to the Super Bowl and proving he had indeed mastered the system.

Jared Goff: California Teen and MVP Candidate?

Our good friend Jared Goff stayed for a longer sit-down to talk about the massive expectations in LA. He didn't shy away from the Super Bowl talk, making it clear that the Rams aren't just looking for a playoff berth this year.

Win
Aug 17, 2018
#13477
Jared GoffJared Goff

The Rams will make the Super Bowl this season

[Are you guys going to the Super Bowl this year?] Man, we better. We've got a good team. We've got good pieces in place.

The Rams did reach Super Bowl LIII in the 2018 season.

PFT took it a step further, officially planting his flag on Goff as a dark horse for the league's highest individual honor after seeing his command of the offense in camp.

Loss
Aug 17, 2018
#13478
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Jared Goff is a front runner for the 2018 NFL MVP

Jared, a lot of people are saying MVP candidate this year. I'm putting it out there right now. I think I said front runner MVP for 2018, right?

Goff had a great year (Pro Bowl), but Patrick Mahomes won the MVP in 2018.

The interview took a turn for the weird when Big Cat admitted his deep-seated fear of California teenagers. Between their effortless cool, their surfing skills, and their general aura of being better at life than anyone from the Midwest, Big Cat is convinced they are the most intimidating demographic on the planet.

Void
Aug 17, 2018
#29027
Big CatBig Cat

California teenagers are intimidating because they experience life differently and lose their virginity early

Because California kids... They just experience life differently. Everything is relaxed. They probably have sex when they're like 12... They lose [their] virginity early. They smoke weed. They hang 10... when you come here and you see all these teenagers, you're like, these guys are just going to roast me.

This is a purely subjective comedic stereotype about California youth culture.

Goff also touched on his distaste for the international series travels, noting that while the fans in London are great, the logistics and the food leave a lot to be desired. He’s much happier heading to Mexico this year, though he did offer some kind words for a fellow young quarterback and fellow friend of the program in Chicago.

Win
Aug 17, 2018
#29026
Jared GoffJared Goff

Mitchell Trubisky is going to have a great year for the Bears

As far as Mitchell [Trubisky] goes, I think he's going to have a great year.

Trubisky actually had his best professional season in 2018, making the Pro Bowl and leading the Bears to a 12-4 record.

To wrap up the show, the guys discussed Big Ben Roethlisberger’s latest "injury" involving a loose helmet and shared a moment of silence for the impending retirement of the 2004 quarterback class. Big Cat isn't ready for a world without the drama of a Big Ben walking boot.

Void
Aug 17, 2018
#13481
Big CatBig Cat

It's a sad day when Roethlisberger, Rivers, and Eli Manning retire

I'm going to really be disappointed when Big Ben retires. He's one of those guys, I don't want to get doom and gloom here, but Big Ben, Rivers, Eli Manning, all these guys retiring is going to be so sad.

Subjective emotional take.

Just remember, the standard is the standard, even if nobody actually knows what that means.

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More Takes

Void
Aug 17, 2018
#13479
Jared GoffJared Goff

I am not a fan of Europe and didn't enjoy staying in London

I don't love staying in London. The city of London is great. We stayed like an hour outside of London. Food is not great. And there's not really much to do. And I just don't, I'm just not a huge fan of Europe.

Subjective personal preference.
Win
Aug 17, 2018
#29028
Big CatBig Cat

The 2018 Cal Golden Bears football team will be good

How's Cal going to be this year? Good, right? I thought they were going to be good this year.

Cal finished 7-6 in 2018, which was an improvement and their first winning season since 2015, making this 'correct' in context.

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