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Ryen Russillo + The World Premiere Of "Chonk (It's Chonk)"
Lebron passed MJ and Kyler Murray apparently has a bad attitude.(-) Anonymous source season is running wild. The world premiere of our new hit single Chonk (It's Chonk).(-) Ryen Russillo joins the show to talk about why everyone in the NBA is unhappy, Lebron maybe being an alcoholic, who he could beat up on the Warriors, and how his screenwriting is going out in LA.(-) Segments include who cares it's Louisiana, (-) Good visual for us,(-) a surprise for Hank,(-) we read a headline,(-) and FAQ's (-).
Recap
Big CatLeBron James' career scoring milestone feels hollow on a terrible Lakers team
Obviously LeBron's career is unassailable at this point... But don't you think it felt a little hollow, the fact that he's doing it on a terrible Lakers team? If it happened in Cleveland, it would have been a lot bigger of a moment in my mind.
PFT CommenterAlex Caruso is a crisis actor from central casting
Caruso is not a real person. I'm convinced that Caruso is a crisis actor. They went to Central Casting in Hollywood, and they were like, we need somebody that looks like he's had all this talent drained by the Monstars.
PFT CommenterKyler Murray slept upside down or on a decline to game his combine height measurement
Our speculation was that he [Kyler Murray] may have slept upside down for a few days or weeks... or on a decline because we're told that that lengthens your spine a little bit. So there's a number of ways that you can game this.
Big CatCharlie Casserly's criticism of Kyler Murray's leadership is a direct contradiction of his past views
Already Charlie Casserly has contradicted himself. People definitely question Baker Mayfield's leadership, his maturity, the ball grabbing, all these things... [Kyler Murray] has literally lost two games in his entire life playing football from high school on.
Big CatCollege coaches should only be punished for cheating if they win the national championship
I think you should only get punished for cheating if you win the national championship.
Big CatThe Chicago Bears should not have signed a kicker whose literal last name is 'Blewett'
Bears signed Blewett to help kicking woes. And that's a headline. Wait, your kicker, what's his name? Why the fuck did we do this? That's the dumbest thing ever... You can't sign a guy named Blewett.
Interview
Ryen RussilloSteph Curry is the most disrespected superstar in the NBA by his own peers
I think [Steph Curry] is the most disrespected by his peers superstar, which is weird... I feel like a lot of the athletes hate Steph. In some way, it's some bad thing because he had this awesome upbringing... it felt like all five of these guys had ad campaigns built on addressing the haters.
Ryen RussilloLeBron James will never win another NBA championship
The easiest thing to do in these shows is you just sit out there and you go, I'm guaranteeing it right now LeBron's never winning a championship. It's actually the better bet to make because these are really hard... People at the end of [Kobe's] run don't want to go play with him now. And that was real... I can see where it could go that way [for LeBron].
Ryen RussilloDeMarcus Cousins will be the downfall of the Warriors' chemistry
Last night was the beginning of the end for DeMarcus Cousins fitting in. He was so bad in that game... Afterwards, a reporter actually said, like, hey, what do you think about your defense? He's like, what do you think? ... I just think that the Boogie thing's going to get worse and worse.
Ryen RussilloI could beat up Steph Curry and Klay Thompson in a fight
I don't think Klay would care. Klay would be like, dude, I'm just going to tap out. Is that cool? ... Steph, the thing is, is what if Steph beats me? ... I don't think Steph would beat you. I think you could use your dialing... I'm going to give you two and a half out of five [starters].