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Texans Coach Lovie Smith, Morten Andersen, NFL Week 3 Picks And Preview

Friday, September 23, 202216 takes

Browns beat the Steelers in an ugly one on Amazon (-). NFL Week 3 picks and preview plus Fantasy Russel Wilson’s (-). Texans Coach Lovie Smith joins the show to talk about his team, Davis Mills, his time with the Bears and being on the greatest high school team of all time (-). Morten Andersen joins the show in studio to talk kicking, The Andersen, Hall of Fame lunches and more (-). We finish with Fyre Fest of the week (-)

Lovie Smith and Morten Andersen on NFL Week 3 Previews

The Browns took down the Steelers in a Thursday night game that was mostly ugly until a late defensive touchdown sent gambling Twitter into a frenzy. Big Cat and PFT break down whether Jacoby Brissett is actually a viable starter for the long haul, while the Steelers face a mounting crisis. Mike Tomlin is digging in his heels on Mitchell Trubisky, but the guys aren't so sure that's the answer to what ails Pittsburgh.

Win
Sep 23, 2022
#4687
Big CatBig Cat

Jacoby Brissett might actually be a legitimate starting quarterback

I think Jacoby Brissett might be a guy. I just think Jacoby Brissett deserves credit because he's playing great football and he's been put in a situation that's probably not ideal knowing that like you're playing for your own job for your own future, but you also know that this isn't your team.

Brissett played exceptionally well for the Browns in 2022, finishing with the 13th highest QBR in the league despite the team's record, proving he was a legitimate starter.
Win
Sep 23, 2022
#4689
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Replacing Mitchell Trubisky with Kenny Pickett won't solve the Steelers' problems

I don't think that the problems that they have to solve can be solved by going to Kenny Pickett. In fact, I think it would just kind of screw with Kenny Pickett a little bit because the team, they put him in an obviously flawed team.

While Pickett eventually took over, the Steelers' offense remained one of the worst in the league for the next two years, supporting the take that the issues were systemic.

Looking ahead at the Browns' future, the looming return of Deshaun Watson creates a weird dynamic for a team that looks surprisingly solid. PFT thinks the ultimate irony would be the league's most snake-bitten franchise finally reaching the mountaintop under the most controversial circumstances possible.

Void
Sep 23, 2022
#4692
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

A Browns Super Bowl win with Deshaun Watson would be the most hated of all time

What if the Browns go to the Super Bowl and Deshaun Watson is the quarterback... America hates this shit out of them. It should be their moment, their crowning moment of like this team has never won a Super Bowl... and you win the most hateable Super Bowl of all time.

Subjective opinion on public perception, which was indeed very negative toward the Watson trade.

Week 3 Picks and Preview

It is officially Week 3, which means it's time for the first "Loser Leaves Town" game of the season between the Raiders and the Titans. The guys go through the entire slate, including a massive divisional clash between the Bills and the Dolphins. Max is eyeing a rebound for the Vikings, while Big Cat is putting his reputation on the line with a massive lock in the Meadowlands.

Push
Sep 23, 2022·Picks
#20782
MaxMax

The Vikings will have a strong bounce-back game against the Lions

Vikings minus six. I kind of like this clock game. I kind of like this bounce back game. I like Kirk Cousins at one o'clock. Perfect Kirk Cousins.

The Vikings beat the Lions 28-24, but failed to cover the -6 spread.
Win
Sep 23, 2022·Picks
#4693
Big CatBig Cat

The Bengals are a lock as my 'Game of the Month' against the Jets

Bengals minus five. It's my game of the month on the Jets. I'm terrified of how much I love the Bengals. It is like a panic button game if they lose this game... they have to win this game.

The Bengals won 27-12, easily covering the spread.

As always, the card features some truly disgusting underdogs and some strategy shifts. Big Cat is leaning into the pain with the Panthers, while Billy continues his obsession with Kyler Murray’s unique playing style.

Win
Sep 23, 2022·Picks
#20784
Big CatBig Cat

The Panthers will cover +3 against the Saints

My underdog is very gross. I'm taking the Panthers plus three against the Saints... I mean, Jameis [Winston] has a broken back. I don't know. And I feel like pain everywhere. The Panthers are so bad, but a division home dog.

The Panthers won outright 22-14, covering the spread.
Void
Sep 23, 2022·Picks
#4696
Billy FootballBilly Football

Kyler Murray looks like a toddler running around with a stolen phone

The greatest description I saw of Kyler Murray is that he looks like a toddler running around with a stolen phone.

This is a subjective humorous comparison that became a standard meme for Murray.

There’s also a shift in philosophy when it comes to totals. After getting crushed on prime-time overs for years, Big Cat is finally looking at the data and deciding to ride with the "Life is Too Short to Bet the Under" crowd's worst nightmare.

Win
Sep 23, 2022·Picks
#4697
Big CatBig Cat

Betting the under on NFL prime-time games is a proven winning strategy

My under I'm gonna do the Broncos Niners under 44 and a half. Tommy gave us a stat. It was something like the last 45 prime time games, it's 30 and 15 to the under. And I was like, oh, that's why I lose all my money. So I'm done. I'm gonna try to ride the wave now.

The 2022 season was historically low-scoring, and prime-time unders were a massive winner (nearly 60% hit rate). The specific game (Broncos-Niners) finished 11-10, easily hitting the under.

Lovie Smith and Morten Andersen

Houston Texans head coach Lovie Smith joins the show ahead of his return to Chicago. Lovie talks about his legendary 1975 high school team that allowed only 15 points all season, the philosophy of the Tampa Two, and why he isn't mad that the Bears haven't found a better coach since they let him go after a 10-win season. He also gives a masterclass on defensive priority.

Void
Sep 23, 2022
#20785
LS
Lovie Smith

A three-technique defensive lineman is the most important position on defense

If I gave you a team and 10 of the guys on defense were average... what would your position be? Well, I say it would be a defensive lineman. And then I would say, okay, who is the closest defender to the quarterback? And so I would say three technique... I've had a privilege of being around a special Hall of Fame three technique in Warren Sapp.

Subjective football philosophy from a veteran head coach.

Then, legendary Hall of Fame kicker Morten Andersen stops by the studio to share incredible stories about "The Great Dane" era. From getting cussed out by Lawrence Taylor after a blocked kick to the specific way he invented the modern onside kick, Morten provides a look at the specialized world of NFL specialists. He also weighs in on the current state of kicking and the dominance of Justin Tucker.

Void
Sep 23, 2022
#4701
Morten AndersenMorten Andersen

Justin Tucker will be the greatest kicker ever if he continues his current path

If [Tucker] continues on this path, he'll be the greatest ever. I hate to say that cause I was pretty good, but... I think Justin Tucker is kicking around 90 like for his career. 92%? That's an insane number.

Tucker is widely considered the most accurate kicker in NFL history, though 'greatest' remains a subjective career-long debate.
Push
Sep 23, 2022
#20786
Morten AndersenMorten Andersen

NFL kickers are now expected to be 100% accurate inside 40 yards

I mean, I make 50, 40 yards and in. You make a hundred percent. You have to in the NFL, you cannot miss inside 40 yards ever.

While the expectation is high, kickers still miss inside 40 yards occasionally due to weather, blocks, or human error, though league-wide accuracy is at historic highs.

Fyre Fest of the Week

Hank’s Fyre Fest involves his ill-timed tweet about the Yankees that blew up in his face within seconds. He uses the moment to double down on his stance that New York is a fraudulent sports town for how they handle individual records during losses. Billy, meanwhile, has a conspiracy theory about the fans who return historic home run balls for just a few signed bats and a handshake.

Void
Sep 23, 2022·Fyre Fest
#4702
HankHank

New York is a bad sports town because Yankees fans celebrate team records too much

This is embarrassing that [Yankees fans] are celebrating this hard when they just went down from four to three in the bottom of the ninth. Are the Yankees a bad sports town? Yes... I just don't get all the hoopla around it... Whatever, it's a team record. He's going for a team record.

Subjective opinion used for comedic trolling of a rival sports city.
Void
Sep 23, 2022·Fyre Fest
#4703
Billy FootballBilly Football

Fans who return historic baseballs for little reward are likely getting paid secretly

I have a take. I think that [MLB teams] are paying these guys a lot, but they don't make it public how much they're giving them because they don't wanna raise the price for future type memorabilia. All those times you're like, oh, this person's stupid for just taking that much... I think they're getting paid off behind the scenes.

Unverifiable conspiracy theory, though it makes logical sense from a team PR perspective.

If the Yankees really want those balls back, they better start offering some lifetime season tickets or some actual cash under the table.

We'll see you in Knoxville.

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More Takes

Void
Sep 23, 2022·Picks
#20783
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

The Ravens defense is absolute garbage

My over is the Patriots Ravens over 44. The Ravens defense is absolute garbage. It sucks. It stinks. It's trash.

The Ravens defense struggled throughout 2022, ranking in the bottom half for passing yards allowed, though they improved mid-season.
Win
Sep 23, 2022·Picks
#4698
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

The Raiders and Derek Carr are on different pages regarding 'how to win'

I think we might have a little bit of Josh McDaniels and Derek Carr on different pages watch... Josh McDaniels says 'you can't win until you learn how not to lose.' But now Derek Carr last week said 'we have to learn how to win.' It feels like they're on different pages. It's a red flag.

The McDaniels-Carr relationship ended poorly with Carr being benched and released later that season, validating the early 'red flag' observation.
Push
Sep 23, 2022
#4700
Morten AndersenMorten Andersen

The NFL will eventually see a 70-yard field goal in a game

We're gonna see a 70 yard field goal. I think I feel like I set that two or three years ago... The 60 yard is like the new 50 and the 70 yards gonna be like the new 60.

Jaguars kicker Cam Little hit a 70-yard field goal in a preseason game (Aug 2025) and a 68-yard field goal in the regular season (Nov 2025, longest in NFL regular season history). However, the 70-yarder was in preseason and doesn't count in official NFL records, so technically a 70-yard field goal in an official game has not yet occurred.

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