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The Best Football Weekend Ever Recap, Fastest 2 Minutes And More

Monday, January 24, 202215 takes

The best football weekend ever just happened. We start with Fastest 2 minutes then recap every game. ( - ) Chiefs/Bills incredible game/finish ( - ) Bengals/Titans and the end of Tannehill ( - ) Packers/Niners and Rodgers chokes ( - ) Rams/Bucs and the computer simulation running out for Brady ( - ) We finish with who's back of the week.

Recap

Void
Take Slip·Jan 24, 2022
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The Bills' loss to the Chiefs equals two Super Bowl losses for Buffalo fans

I think tonight's loss probably equals two Super Bowl losses for the Buffalo faithful that has lived through it all because this team I think was... they were definitely going to be favored next week. Probably would have been favored in the Super Bowl against either one of those.

The Bills' 13-second loss is widely regarded as one of the most painful in NFL history, supporting the 'legendary' status of the heartbreak.
Void
Take Slip·Jan 24, 2022
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The only way to stop Patrick Mahomes is to install Kliff Kingsbury as his head coach

The only thing you can do to stop Patrick Mahomes is install Kliff Kingsbury as his head coach. He's the only person that's been able to bottle them up.

Kingsbury's record with Mahomes at Texas Tech was mediocre (13-19), lending humor to the claim that only he could 'stop' him.
Win
Take Slip·Jan 24, 2022
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Big CatBig Cat

The NFL should change overtime rules for the playoffs to mirror college overtime

The NFL just doesn't do it. Just make that the overtime rule for playoffs. No one gives a fuck if in week three, the Steelers and like that Tim Boyle didn't get the ball. You know what I mean? Like they care about these type of games when Josh Allen doesn't get the ball.

The NFL did eventually change the overtime rules for the postseason starting in the 2022-23 season to ensure both teams get a possession.
Void
Take Slip·Jan 24, 2022
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Big CatBig Cat

Josh Allen is an even better version of 2015 Cam Newton

It felt like an even better version of 2015 Cam Newton where like he will pass it over everyone. He will throw a bomb to Gabriel Davis. Oh. And then when he wants to run the ball, he literally hurt their defensive players. He ran over one of their defensive players.

Allen's stats and physical playstyle have led to many comparisons with Newton, though 'better' is subjective.
Win
Take Slip·Jan 24, 2022
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Ryan Tannehill is a mediocre quarterback who will never be great

I'm so happy that I never gave up on the Ryan Tannehill is a mediocre quarterback take... your take is not wrong until you admit that it's wrong because Tannehill did me the gift of showing me that he was still capable at times of being old Ryan Tannehill. And that's just, it's who he is. He's never going to be a great, great quarterback.

Tannehill remained a starter for a few more seasons but never reached an elite level, and the Titans eventually moved on to Will Levis.
Void
Take Slip·Jan 24, 2022
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Evan McPherson is already the second-best kicker in the NFL

I think we can say Evan McPherson already the second best kicker in the NFL... People are like, why would you ever draft a kicker? You draft a kicker because he's Evan McPherson and he's Zack like right now, in retrospect, if you were to say, how, what would you spend on Justin Tucker right now? Would you use a first round pick on him? Yeah, you probably would.

McPherson had a stellar rookie year, though other kickers like Harrison Butker or Daniel Carlson would debate the #2 spot.
Loss
Take Slip·Jan 24, 2022
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The Bengals have no chance of beating the Chiefs in the AFC Championship

I don't think that the Bengals have a chance in hell of beating the Chiefs with these two teams. Bengals are two years away from even being able to compete against the Chiefs. There's no chance that a team like the Bengals could go up against the Chiefs and outscore them clubs. 0% clip chance.

The Bengals defeated the Chiefs 27-24 in the AFC Championship game to advance to the Super Bowl.
Void
Take Slip·Jan 24, 2022
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Big CatBig Cat

Aaron Rodgers played hero ball and choked against the 49ers

Aaron Rodgers choked... you the block kick happen like stunned everyone. 10, 10, crazy. How did the special teams let us down again? Aaron Rodgers has the ball with four minutes left to win the game at home... On Saturday night, he choked and I don't. I think I actually think most packer fans will agree that he was bad. And he all he was doing all night it's hero ball. He was trying to force it to Davante Adams.

Rodgers only targeted Davante Adams and Aaron Jones for much of the game, and the Packers offense failed to score a touchdown after the opening drive.
Void
Take Slip·Jan 24, 2022
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Big CatBig Cat

Aaron Rodgers has become the reincarnation of late-career Brett Favre

Aaron Rodgers has become what he replaced in old. Brett Favre was the same guy. He was that guy at the end of his career. He'd only trust Donald Driver... We saw Brett Favre reincarnated in Aaron Rodgers. It's crazy. And I loved every second.

The comparison between Rodgers and Favre in terms of their Packers exits and playstyles became a common NFL media narrative.
Void
Take Slip·Jan 24, 2022
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No team in the NFC matches up well against the 49ers' physical style

I don't think any team in the NFC matches up well against the 49ers. Actually... You can say that all three of those teams [Rams, Packers, Bucs] are better than the Niners, but somehow the Niners are actually the matchup that no, neither one of those teams wants to have to play against.

The Niners' physical run game and defense under Kyle Shanahan and DeMeco Ryans became their calling card during this period.
Loss
Take Slip·Jan 24, 2022
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Aaron Rodgers and the Packers had a 'wink-wink' agreement to trade him after the 2021 season

I think the deal was come back for this year, and then we'll find a place to trade you. And like almost a wink, wink agreement. We'll find a place to trade you in the off season.

Rodgers returned to the Packers for the 2022 season after signing a massive extension, before finally being traded to the Jets in 2023.
Push
Take Slip·Jan 24, 2022
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HankHank

Tom Brady has as many NFC playoff wins as Aaron Rodgers

Tom Brady... has just as many NFC playoff wins [as Aaron Rodgers].

At the time, Brady had 4 NFC playoff wins (all from the 2020 Super Bowl run). Rodgers had 11 career playoff wins, but only 5 of those were NFC Championship/Division/Wild Card wins since Brady joined the NFC. Hank is technically referring to NFC Championship wins/success, where they were tied at 1 ring each.
Open
Take Slip·Jan 24, 2022
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Big CatBig Cat

Matt Stafford will be a Hall of Famer if he reaches the Super Bowl this year

I have the tape that I've been squatting on for like four years. Now that he's a hall of Famer. I remember I got to go find that tweaks people thought I was crazy, but I said, if he can get you an FC championship game or later you will probably have enough... this will be his deep playoff run.

Stafford won the Super Bowl and has elite passing numbers, making him a very strong candidate, though he is not yet eligible.

Who Is Back

Loss
Take Slip·Jan 24, 2022·Who's Back
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The Rams are the first team ever to play a Super Bowl in their own home stadium

This could be the first Superbowl ever slayed by a team in its own home stadium. It's the Rams. Make it to the Superbowl. It's never been done before.

The Tampa Bay Buccaneers actually did this one year prior in Super Bowl LV (2021). The Rams became the second team to do so.
Void
Take Slip·Jan 24, 2022·Who's Back
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Big CatBig Cat

I want to get rid of replay in sports and go back to just the human element

I want to get rid of that. I want to get rid of replay sports. You just argue that the robots machines are hacked... I actually think it would solve a lot of things if they just decided everything on the field, dude, no replay. Replay has gone too far.

This is a subjective opinion on game flow and fan experience.