PMTPMT DB
Timm Woods

Timm Woods

Guest
2023 — Present
4W·1L·0P·1 open
.800
AVG
1.400
SLG
1.3K
SHU
+0.24
TVOA
+0.71
SHRP
+$22.0
BNKRL
3W
STRK
2.2
ENTR
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All Takes

Void
Take Slip·Feb 13, 2026
#PMT-2026-0213-6165
Timm WoodsTimm Woods

Dungeons and Dragons is the universal game of imagination that everyone has already played

I like to say D&D is the game that everyone has played. Even if you only did it when you were a kid and didn't know it was D&D, it is just the game of imagination that we all play. And it's the, it is the universal game in many ways.

The take is inherently a matter of interpretation of how childhood play relates to tabletop gaming mechanics.
Win
Take Slip·Feb 13, 2026
#PMT-2026-0213-6167
Timm WoodsTimm Woods

Professional sports teams are starting to incorporate Dungeons and Dragons into their operations

If anyone's been noticing the Chiefs recently ran D&D on my and like put it up on social media and stuff. All I will say right now is I'm talking to some teams.

The Chiefs did release a D&D themed playoff graphic/animation in early 2024, and Woods is a professional DM who has gained mainstream traction.
Open
Take Slip·Feb 14, 2025
#PMT-2025-0214-16403
Timm WoodsTimm Woods

Fifty percent of professional Dungeons and Dragons clients are Pardon My Take fans

I love running games for AWLs. I think at this point 50% of my clients are like AWLs. I mean it's so rad because what I do is now that I've run Forge of Fury, I've been running another adventure for them.

I cannot verify Timm Woods' private business records, so this remains pending or taken at face value.
Void
Take Slip·Jul 1, 2024
#PMT-2024-0701-19867
Timm WoodsTimm Woods

Nothing is hotter than asking for consent even when you know you already have it

It was nothing's hotter than asking for consent when you know that you have it. I think a lot of problems. I agree.

This is a subjective opinion on dating/social dynamics.
Win
Take Slip·Feb 16, 2024
#PMT-2024-0216-17250
Timm WoodsTimm Woods

Baldur's Gate 3 is currently bigger than Dungeons & Dragons itself

I'd say [Baldur's Gate 3] is bigger than D&D itself right now. It has won all the awards. It has become this huge video game and it's all based off of the D&D rules. It's the best job they've done taking the game we know and love and turning it into a video game experience.

Baldur's Gate 3 won Game of the Year at The Game Awards and was a massive cultural phenomenon, bringing D&D mechanics to a wider audience than traditional tabletop play.
Win
Take Slip·Jul 7, 2023
#PMT-2023-0707-982
Timm WoodsTimm Woods

Every group of fans that has played this adventure has successfully finished it.

Every one of the a w l groups who has gone through this adventure has gotten to the end and finished it. But I also told them I wasn't sure if you guys would or not.

As the Dungeon Master reporting on his own sessions, this is accepted as fact.
Loss
#PMT-2023-0217-3471
Timm WoodsTimm Woods

Alabama will win the 2023 NCAA Tournament

Alabama. [Mepo] says Alabama.

Alabama lost in the Sweet 16 to San Diego State. UConn won the 2023 NCAA Tournament.
Win
#PMT-2023-0217-3472
Timm WoodsTimm Woods

Hank has never correctly guessed the lottery ball

Never. Never... [Mepo] doesn't even know how he knew that it's just in his body and it came bursting out. Liar, liar style. Just like, no. And he's like, how did I know that?

At the time of this episode (Feb 2023), Hank had famously never gotten the lottery ball correct in hundreds of attempts.